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Things not to say after having sex I was thinking about some things that could be said immediately after having sex that would ruin the moment - not that I really care about ruining the moment.
1. What about that hundred dollars you owe me. 2. Turn the game on. 3. On your way back up, bring me something to drink. 4. Give me the phone. 5. Double flush. Any others? I am running out. | |
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"well, that was dissapointing" Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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"so, your brother is hotter than you are, isnt he?" Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Pass me a klenex! NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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"Are you done?"
"BTW, my name is..." "Did you feel anything?" "Are you still awake?" And ones I'll try to avoid in the near future: "I love you" "Will you marry me?" | |
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Now get up and wash the sheets | |
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U got any gum?
'dre Tried many flavours - but sooner or later, always go back to the Purple Kool-aid!
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LMFAO!!!
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"I love you." "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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- anything involving cold chicken or pizza I guess
- "you suck like a queen" * [This message was edited Wed Aug 6 9:33:00 PDT 2003 by jn2] | |
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"awww, damn it, i forgot to take my hepes medication again" Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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OK OK, I'll sleep in the wet patch, damn! NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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"Is that smell coming from you?"
"Great! Just in time for the news." ""You were great! here's $20." | |
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shit the condem broke! :OMFG: | |
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CAMILLE4U said: OK OK, I'll sleep in the wet patch, damn!
:LOL: :LOL: | |
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Where's your toilet? NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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what's this sore on my dick? 
u have to leave, my girlfriend will be home soon | |
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God that was good Lisa oops I mean Kathy.  -------------------------------------------------
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Why do I have to walk you out? | |
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Now go get your sister, it's her turn now. | |
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Paisley said: Now go get your sister, it's her turn now.
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"ok, thanks. you remember where the front door is, right?" | |
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"so, whadya think this sore is?" | |
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imnotsayinthisjust2bnasty said: "ok, thanks. you remember where the front door is, right?"
 don't let the door hit ya on the way out...-------------------------------------------------
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sinisterpentatonic said: shit the condem broke! :OMFG:
That's not funny 
I been there!  that's some scary shit!In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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jbchavez said: I was thinking about some things that could be said immediately after having sex that would ruin the moment - not that I really care about ruining the moment.
1. What about that hundred dollars you owe me. 2. Turn the game on. 3. On your way back up, bring me something to drink. 4. Give me the phone. 5. Double flush. Any others? I am running out. definately none of those are good at all :NONO: falloff: THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
the original org kisser...:K: proud member of the 4F | |
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"Your mom makes the same face as you when she cums" | |
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Slave2daGroove said: "Your mom makes the same face as you when she cums"
 Right there that's the winner!  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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'Do I get fries with that?' | |
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