irresistibleb1tch said:

You. . .you are cool.

irresistibleb1tch said:

I love those movies.

althom said:

me too!

.

I think you've underestimated the sneakyness!
The butler/Mr Deeds


..

One of them,

It's all about you Papi. from "I Like It Like That"

althom said:

Me 2 !!! Great films.

pejman said:

pejmans never even seen them movies

Christopher said:

Yes I did. I was young though so I get them mixed up. Go to sleep.

pejman said:

"What fucker said that?"

you know, for kids

from the brilliant The Hudsucker Proxy

Withnail and I

Take Ur pick from the whole script.

"Do you know what TJ stands for?"
"Turkey jizz?"
Deuce Bigalow

NovaAngel said:

samuel beckett didn't write "my dinner with andre", wallace shawn did, along with the adre referenced in the title, andre gregory

JDINTERACTIVE said:

"28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds.

That...is when the world will end."

~Donnie Darko

irresistibleb1tch said:

FRENCH GUARD:
"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnniggets. Thpppt! Thppt! Thppt!

GALAHAD:
What a strange person.

ARTHUR:
Now look here, my good man--

FRENCH GUARD:
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

---

FRENCH GUARD:
"Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!

ARTHUR:
How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us!

FRENCH GUARD:
How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

ARTHUR:
In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!

FRENCH GUARD:
No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

ARTHUR:
If you do not open this door, we shall take this castle by force!
[splat]
In the name of God and the glory of our--
[splat]

FRENCH GUARDS:
[laughing]

ARTHUR:
Agh. Right! That settles it!

FRENCH GUARD:
Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! Ha ha haaa ha!

ARTHUR:
Walk away. Just ignore them.

FRENCH GUARD:
And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, dappy English k-nnniggets! Thpppt!"



I can't get enough of that french guard!!

cborgman said:

Oh okay. My bad there. But I still think it's cool that Andre got Sam Beckett to give him a lift to school.

Mushanga said:

fetchez la vache!

you shall not pass

Minstrel's song #1
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--



Minstrel's song #2
Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.



Minstrel's song #3
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

I think Life of Brian is Monty Python at their best. The Holy Grail trails a distant second. IMO.

(trivia: my brother-in-law can see the castle where they filmed the French-Guard-scene from his front room. )

mcmeekle said:

so, mcmeekle... what did you say his phone number was again?!

irresistibleb1tch said:

mcmeekle said:

omg - i love it!!!

"You're right about the visual thing. It always drives me nuts when I hear some guy go on about how something a girl does that's supposed to be so sexy...like how she flips her hair or how she stands with one foot to the side. It could be anything...

That's nothing...that's just something she does...and she probably only does it because she saw it in a movie. That's not real...that's not their real stuff. It's all the outside stuff...that's fine in the beginning. You need the outside stuff. You need the reasons to be in love.

But you can get past that to the part...where the little tricks don't mean anything. It takes years and years together...I can't describe it exactly, but it's like there's nothing she can do. All her usual ways of hooking you in have no effect...and yet you're still in love. It's like, the act is over...and you get to the part she's been hiding...and she's been hiding it because she thinks that's the part that's gonna blow it, or make you leave or get bored...but you get to that part, and you're still there...and you're even more in love."

~~Roger Dodger

irresistibleb1tch said:

Mushanga said:

Am I my brothers keeper, yes I am. New Jack City

"I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people"
~~~~~

"There are stories of coincidence and chance, of intersections and strange things told, and which is which and nobody knows; and we generally say, Well, if that was in a movie, I wouldn't believe it"
~~~~~

"Let me tell you something, this is not an easy job. I get a call on the radio, dispatch, it's bad news. And it stinks. But this is my job and I love it. Because I want to do well -- in this life and in this world, I want to do well. And I want to help people. And I might get twenty bad calls a day. But one time I can help someone and make a save -- correct a wrong or right a situation -- then I'm a happy cop. And as we move through this life we should try and do good. Do good... And if we can do that, and not hurt anyone else, well... then..."
~~~~~

"whatever you wanna tell me, whatever you think might scare me, won't...and I will listen...I will be a good listener to you if that's what you want...and you know, you know...I won't judge you.... I can do that sometimes, I know, but I won't...I can...listen to you and you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off or anything that you might think I'll think or on and on and just say it and I'll listen to you...."
~~~~~
--Magnolia (1999)
[This message was edited Wed Aug 6 17:53:07 PDT 2003 by AnotherLoverToo]