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Printablealthom said: INSATIABLE said: Fucking blah. I want to bomb my office building. I think I might.  ditto. when we see this on the news, we're gonna look back at that post and be like "damn, they were serious" | |
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xenon said: 5.30 alarm goes off. hit snooze
5.36 alarm goes off again. hit snooze 5.42 alarm goes off yet again. fall out of bed, stumble to the kitchen for a glass of milk. 5.44 open kitchen door and go outside. 5.43 spark a ciggie. hoping the neighbours aren't awake to see the hard-on jutting from my bathrobe 5.48 stumble to the bathroom. after having walked into open fridge door 5.49 have a shit. praying to god that i am actually in the bathroom 5.50 realise that i'm going to be late, start brushing my teeth. still having a shit 5.51 vomit. toothpaste, ciggie, milk and hangover just don't mix 6.00 splash water on face. it's ok, i showered the night before. at least i hope i did. can't remember 6.02 attempt to get dressed. 6.10 i'm dressed. do red satin shorts and tan loafers go together? aww who cares. 6.12 exit house. fall flat on face. make mental note to remind builders about the step 6.13 i'm in the car. can someone remind me how the fuck this contraption works? 6.22 hit the M4 and i'm on my way. probably shouldn't be driving at 105 mph considering i can't see where the fuck i'm going 6.38 made it. and only 8 minutes late 6.39 bugger! it's sunday.   In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Tom said: althom said: INSATIABLE said: Fucking blah. I want to bomb my office building. I think I might. ditto. when we see this on the news, we're gonna look back at that post and be like "damn, they were serious" Let's ring the National Security Hotline now!  | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: Get up in the morning bout 7:30
Hop in the shower Get outta the shower Wake the kids 7:45 Get everyone dressed Do my 4 yr old and 6 yr old's hair Blow dry my hair Get all teeth brushed Grab breakfast to eat in the car Run out the door... ALWAYS LATE! you live at my house ??? cuz thats pretty much what goes on here too :LOL: THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Sweeny79 said: xenon said: 5.30 alarm goes off. hit snooze
5.36 alarm goes off again. hit snooze 5.42 alarm goes off yet again. fall out of bed, stumble to the kitchen for a glass of milk. 5.44 open kitchen door and go outside. 5.43 spark a ciggie. hoping the neighbours aren't awake to see the hard-on jutting from my bathrobe 5.48 stumble to the bathroom. after having walked into open fridge door 5.49 have a shit. praying to god that i am actually in the bathroom 5.50 realise that i'm going to be late, start brushing my teeth. still having a shit 5.51 vomit. toothpaste, ciggie, milk and hangover just don't mix 6.00 splash water on face. it's ok, i showered the night before. at least i hope i did. can't remember 6.02 attempt to get dressed. 6.10 i'm dressed. do red satin shorts and tan loafers go together? aww who cares. 6.12 exit house. fall flat on face. make mental note to remind builders about the step 6.13 i'm in the car. can someone remind me how the fuck this contraption works? 6.22 hit the M4 and i'm on my way. probably shouldn't be driving at 105 mph considering i can't see where the fuck i'm going 6.38 made it. and only 8 minutes late 6.39 bugger! it's sunday. thats classic :LOL: thanks for the laugh  THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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irresistibleb1tch said: xenon said: 5.30 alarm goes off. hit snooze
5.36 alarm goes off again. hit snooze 5.42 alarm goes off yet again. fall out of bed, stumble to the kitchen for a glass of milk. 5.44 open kitchen door and go outside. 5.43 spark a ciggie. hoping the neighbours aren't awake to see the hard-on jutting from my bathrobe 5.48 stumble to the bathroom. after having walked into open fridge door 5.49 have a shit. praying to god that i am actually in the bathroom 5.50 realise that i'm going to be late, start brushing my teeth. still having a shit 5.51 vomit. toothpaste, ciggie, milk and hangover just don't mix 6.00 splash water on face. it's ok, i showered the night before. at least i hope i did. can't remember 6.02 attempt to get dressed. 6.10 i'm dressed. do red satin shorts and tan loafers go together? aww who cares. 6.12 exit house. fall flat on face. make mental note to remind builders about the step 6.13 i'm in the car. can someone remind me how the fuck this contraption works? 6.22 hit the M4 and i'm on my way. probably shouldn't be driving at 105 mph considering i can't see where the fuck i'm going 6.38 made it. and only 8 minutes late 6.39 bugger! it's sunday. -------------------------------------------------
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xenon said: 5.30 alarm goes off. hit snooze
5.36 alarm goes off again. hit snooze 5.42 alarm goes off yet again. fall out of bed, stumble to the kitchen for a glass of milk. 5.44 open kitchen door and go outside. 5.43 spark a ciggie. hoping the neighbours aren't awake to see the hard-on jutting from my bathrobe 5.48 stumble to the bathroom. after having walked into open fridge door 5.49 have a shit. praying to god that i am actually in the bathroom 5.50 realise that i'm going to be late, start brushing my teeth. still having a shit 5.51 vomit. toothpaste, ciggie, milk and hangover just don't mix 6.00 splash water on face. it's ok, i showered the night before. at least i hope i did. can't remember 6.02 attempt to get dressed. 6.10 i'm dressed. do red satin shorts and tan loafers go together? aww who cares. 6.12 exit house. fall flat on face. make mental note to remind builders about the step 6.13 i'm in the car. can someone remind me how the fuck this contraption works? 6.22 hit the M4 and i'm on my way. probably shouldn't be driving at 105 mph considering i can't see where the fuck i'm going 6.38 made it. and only 8 minutes late 6.39 bugger! it's sunday. I just fell in love with you. Again. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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sleep as late as I can, go to work, come back from work, sleep again. | |
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Walk  , have breaky, leave. Oh yeah, brush through hair and change of clothes. | |
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Get up when ever that is and start with a nice bong hit. | |
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mrbungle said: Get up when ever that is and start with a nice bong hit.
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althom said: mrbungle said: Get up when ever that is and start with a nice bong hit.
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mrbungle said: Get up when ever that is and start with a nice bong hit.
u the man!  | |
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Wake up whenever...
Tell myself that life sucks, and today's gonna prove it... Trip over phone cord... Stare at self in mirror for a moment, then shake my head in disgust... Pee... Brush teef... Take shower, lingering for too long, wishing I didn't have to leave... Dry off...barely... Pull on sweats & T-shirt... Trip over phone cord, curse myself... Drink a Coke... Run a comb thru my hair, pretend that it looks good... Throw on jeans & another T-shirt... Walk thru hall, yawning and rubbing my eyes... Trip on phone cord a third time, seriously contemplate tossin' the stinkin' thing thru an open window... Put on shoes and socks (in that order)... Take off shoes and socks, and put them back on in the right order... Check cell phone... Check time... Check pulse, consider calling in dead... Put on sunglasses... Grab car keys... Check pockets to make sure I have house keys and money... Look around apartment...sigh... Leave... Yep...  | |
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 That looks like me before I have my morning caffeine. [This message was edited Wed Aug 13 16:30:50 PDT 2003 by psychodelicide] RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Natsume said: AnotherLoverToo said: There's no way I could get stoned and then go to work, lol...
Me neither!! Ditto. I have a hard enough time getting up in the morning to go to work as it is. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Tom said: The second I step out of my bed, I make it. Cuz if I don't do it then, it will never get done. Also, if the beds made, I will be less inclined to keel over and go back to sleep.
I have Peanut Butter & Jelly on wheat toast. Peanut butter rocks. Then I re-clean everything in the apartment, vaccuum, wipe the counters down with bleach cleaner, clean the mirrors, clean all the dishes in the sink, spray air freshener everywhere, etc... I have this phobia of bringing someone back to my apartment and its a mess. Plus all this activiy helps wake me up. I'm low maintenence when it comes to getting ready. I'm in and out of the shower, changed, and out the door in like 5-10 min. My biggest concern is makin sure I wore the right cologne to fit my mood, lol. Tom, would you like to come over and clean my apartment?  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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My morning routine:
My alarm goes off at 6:30, but I usually don't get up until about 6:40 or 6:45, because I like to listen to a few songs before I hit the shower to wake me up a little. Then I stumble out of bed and open my bedroom door. The very first thing I do before anything else is feed my two cats, because they're usually right outside my bedroom door, meowing and saying "rrr!" because they want to be fed. They lead me out to the kitchen and I fill up their food and water dishes. I usually talk to them and give them a pat on the head or stroke their backs before heading off to the shower.
In the bathroom, I do the usual routine: pee, take my morning medicines and brush my teeth to get rid of my terrible morning breath.   Then I jump into the shower, wash my hair and soap myself down all over. The one thing that I do before I even get out of the shower is wipe down the shower curtain and the shower walls (I hate soap scum!).
When I'm done wiping down the shower, I jump out and towel dry my hair. I keep the towel around me fastened with a potato chip clip so that it won't fall down. I put conditioner and mousse in my hair, then blow it dry. Then I wipe down the bathroom counter, to get rid of any water that is sitting there. I put my hairdryer, hair products and everything else I used to get ready back under the counter or in the medicine cabinet. Then I take the towel and dry off any water that still may be on me, and put my deodorant on.
I exit out of the bathroom and into the bedroom to get dressed for work. Coming out of the bedroom is tricky sometimes, because my one cat always waits for me outside my bedroom door and tries to sneak in when I open it. So I have to open the door a crack and peek out to see if he's sitting out there. If so, I usually have to gently tell him "No" (which doesn't always work, because he sometimes makes a beeline into my bedroom anyway).
Once I manage to sneak out of my bedroom and close the door (since I don't let my cats in there), I walk to the door with my bag in hand, ready to leave. The same cat who tries to sneak into my bedroom follows me to the door, rubbing up against me because he thinks he's going with me. I again have to gently tell him "No" and kind of block the door so that he can't get close to it and run out when I open it. My cat knows when he sees me standing there blocking the door that he's not going anywhere, so he moves into the corner of the door (where the hinges of the door are) and looks out through the crack of the door as I open it.
I shut the door and lock it, then walk to my car, start it, and drive to work. As I'm driving, I'm hoping that maybe today I will get a call about an interview for a permanent job, since the place that I'm currently working at is temporary. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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