crackin open another can of pepsi...this is some goood stuff, man. keep it goin, chris-dahling!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

yeah I'm lovin this !!! still waiting for the part where mrbungle makes a cameo appearance..







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cborgman said:

okay, so...

I love nutter butters

tron's apartment, where natsume, gooey, and tron are dressing after their alcohol driven threesome. natsume watches tron out of the corner of her eye, trying to think of a way to address the issue without messing with his sensitive nature about the subject. "have you ever... you know... been to the gravesite?" she gently asks. "of my adopted parents?" tron asks. natsume looks to gooey for help. "umm, yeah... have you?" gooey asks. tron shakes his head no, and continues dressing. "well, don't you think you should?" gooey asks. tron shoots him a look, not wanting to discuss the matter further. "well, why haven't you?" natsume asks, knowing that if she lets it go now, the topic will probably not ever be allowed to be risen again.

"we don't know where it is! it was one of the conditions of the will, that we never be told where the grave is! I don't know why, so PLEASE DON'T ASK!" he bellowed, letting the anger from over the years flow forth.

"we? what do you mean we?" gooey asked.

fade to...

this is goood.

omg what will happen next?? I can hardly stand it!!!

endorphin74 said:

Show has been cancelled due to poor ratings!!

(now in more reader friendly format!)

the buster family mansion, where chris is holding the small golden statue of a monkey. endorphin sits behind him, his arms gently wrapped around chris as chris looks at the monkey in his hands.

"what's his name?" endorphin asks gently.

"the monkeys name?" chris aks.

endorphin nods.

"pook. when he was still alive, my husband's name was bliss, but i used to call him pooky. it was my pet name for him, you know? when he gave the monkey, he jokingly said it was our baby, and when he asked me what i was going to name it, i said pooky jr. and he shortened it to pook. it was always our little joke."

"you miss him, don't you?"

chris nods.

"he was my fourth husband, but the best by far."

"so far."

"by far." chris turns to endorphin. "i love you, i really do, but, 13 husbands is too many. i mean, i have elizabeth taylor at this point. cloudbuster will be my last husband, no matter what."

"i understand." endorphin kisses chris's forhead gently. "but i will wait forever or until you change your mind." fade to...

Chico319 said:

are you kidding 500+ views in half a day, and 5 star rating after 6 votes? with these kind of ratings, we are making friends look like an underwatched show.

"Push the button, don't push the button..trip the station, change the channel"

Chico319 said:

god bless madonna, even though i hated that gap ad.

okay, back to the script

Carry on then...

cant me and my 'twin' fit into this story anywhere ???








i wanna play too

chico's apartment, where cloudbuster is still holding sweeney by the shoulders.

"take it back" cloudbuster growls.

"take it back? i think the only person who can take them back is chris. if you want them to dispeer, you should tell him to take them back." she raises her arms and pushes his arms away. "but it would be pointless to ask him to, because he already has taken them back. he-"

cloudbuster slaps her.

"don't you ever speak of my husband with such lies! he may cheat on me, and i may cheat on him, but at least he is not a cheap lying whore"

he picks up his jacket and turns back to face her and regards her in silent rage. he opens his mouth to say more, but when no sound comes, he reaches into his pocket. his hand comes back clutching a wad of money. he peels off a couple hundred dollar bills, and wads them up, and tosses them at her feet.

"there, now i've paid you like the cheap whore you are. now i never have to see you again." he turns and exits the apartment, and just as he about to leave the apartment, the words come to her.

"YOU WILL PAY FORTHAT AND PAY DEARLY! YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME! I WILL NOT REST UNTILL YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND ARE RUINED!" she screams.

"good luck with all of that." he chuckles and closes the door behind him. fade to...

cborgman said:

WTF!? I'm not even in this!! Tell them evil kids to get the hell out of my Villa in Spain!!

Chico319 said:

Stop your bitchin'.

Chico319 said:

oh, but you will be. just setting groundwork.

trust me ::le evil grin::

i was just outside smoking, and thought of a great storyline for tomorrow's episode too. not gonna give anything, but it's gonna get good on tomorrow's episode.

but i do need to wrap his up for today.

okay, one more. then we will be back tomorrow.

we now interrupt this programme for a special report!!








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camille's car, beneath which the fluids are pooling. people run towards the destroyed car, having seen the accident. camille sits, slumped over the wheel, which in the impact has been pushed into his stomach pinning him in the wreckage.

all at once, the fluid spreads far enough to hit the lit cigarette, and immediatly flames appear . a young woman is the first to reach the wreck, and screams as the flames ignite beneath the car.

she pulls frantaically at the car door handle, knowing that she has to get this stranger out, and get him out quickly. the door opens easily, and she reaches into the car to pull him out.

his unconcious body is heavy as she pulls at his arm, attempting to drag him from the wreckage. she pulls with all her might, but his body does not move. she pulls again, and this time notices that the seatbelt is holding him in. quickly she reaches over his body, and her hand scrambles to find the seatbelt clatch. she finds it, and clicks the button, her adreniline pumping. the seatbelt swings back into it's roller, and again she grabs his arm, and pulls with all her might.

but the body does not move.

the flames have now gone up into the engine.

she pulls, and a man joins in the struggle, and they pull at his body, but the car refuses to give up the body. the steering wheel has trapped him in the chair.

"COME ON!!!" she screams, pulling as hard as she can with the man helping her.

flames erupt from under the hood, seeping from the cracks where the hood has collapsed upoin itself.

---

credits.

enjoyed day one? just wait for tomorrow's episode:)

INSATIABLE said:

thank you, thank you. not bad, huh? fun thread!

and still at 4 stars after 11 votes.

Amazing.

I'll read it all later, (but could U just sumerise what happened with for me now?)

This is amazing Chris. U have X-celled 2day!

PORNO!!



ehehehehe

Natsume said:

That's it. I'm reading it NOW!!!

great show!

endorphin74 said:

Indeed!

Lammastide said:

I dare you to (w)ri(t/d)e my style !!

Well ??

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