Sweeny79 said:

see the above suprise twist

More sex! More Charlie's Angels bad-ass stuff for me!







I'm such a whiner.

Haystack said:

Chris : Runs away in shock and horror. Those were the weirdest breasts he had ever seen, and there were 3 nipples!!!


Haystack chases!!!

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Tron's apartment. Tron, Natsume, and Gooey all lay on Tron's bed. they all smile, dazed by the astondingly good sex. Gooey in particular, seems happy, and he places a kiss on tron's lips. natsume, not to be outdone, kisses gooey, and in turn, tron kisses natsume. they all chuckle softly, and lay back, still basking in the post threesome glow. "my mother would be so proud of me" tron remarks casually. natsume and gooey turn to him, having heard the comment. "your mother?" natsume asks. "i thought you were raised in an orphanage" gooey adds. tron face gets a little tense, and he hastily adds "my mother, whoever it is. was." "you know who you mother is, don't you?" gooey asks, sitting up in the bed. tron tries to think of a reponse, but seeing the search for a story ebbing across his face, natsume asks "tell us who your mother is!" fade to...

to facilitate a quick getaway, Chris mounts a horse outside of the school, just to find out it is actually Crazyhorse, who, since the memorable incident with his girlfriend, has taken to providing this service to pejman and his friends down by the pier, and is making a pretty penny in the process.

Haystack said:

KaBLAM. The doors cracks in. With the backlight playing over his muscular muscles, KingSausage walks in : YOU may have a fake cock, but my schlong is for real dude.
Haystack whirls around in shock and prepares to whip out her whip (which is in fact cleverly disguised as a thong) to strike KS down.
Do you think i wouldn't notice ya big bitch. I hate fake cocks, screams KS and he flashes his knickers down and uses his enormous hose to try and strangle Haystack.

chris, who is being softly kissed by endorphin on the couch of the very large and very expensive living room in cloudbuster and chris's mansion. the door opens slightly, and endorphin and chris do not notice as an eye appears in the small opening between the door and the frame. the door opens slightly more to reveal father Icenine, the local priest of the church. he frowns as he watches them, and shakes his head. from within his robes, he produces a camera, and takes a few pictures of chris and endorphin making out. fade to...

irresistibleb1tch said:

he's gonna love that!

cborgman said:

cloudbusters office, where insatiable and JD are still locked in their struggle. Jd holds Insatiable's letter opener armed hands above her head, while he kisses her lips. all at once, insatiable knees JD in the groin, causing him to collapse, gasping for air. she wipes her lips with the back of her hand, and stands above him laughing. "how tragic. such a delicious spy cut down in his prime because he thinks he can charm the women ito his will with a kiss." she retrieves the gun from the floor, and trains it on him. "now" she smirks. "back to business. who are you working for?" "haystack" JD moans, still grasping his groin in pain. "and what does haystack want with cloudbusters missle designs?" she asks. "cloudbuster has been designing missles for the american government, but selling the designs to the australian government secretly so that they will be able to stop the missles." "so, why would haystack want the designs? he's canadian!" insatiable asked, attempting to piece it all together in her head. "just because he works for the canadian government doesn't mean he is loyal to them" Jd responds. "you mean...?" insatiable starts. "yes. haystack works for the canadian government, but his allegiance belongs to althom." fade to...

irresistibleb1tch said:

pejman said:

irresistibleb1tch said:

I'm sorry but what is the service I am provided?

pejman said:

a ride around the block on naked crazyhorse

irresistibleb1tch said:

camille getting into his car to leave Irresistable's office. he checks his hair in the rearview mirror, smiles at his reflection, and turns on the car. his car pulls away, and is seen going down the street torward redfeather's apartment. the camera pans back to show irresistable following in her car at a safe distance. she is wearing dark sunglasses and looking very angry. we see the rear end of camille's car through her rearview more, sitting one stoplight ahead of hers. she smiles evilly, and slams on the accelarator, as the scene switches to...

pejman said:

Lammastide, who sits in his office at the newspaper. he looks around his desk, angry at having had his expose of the buster family (cloudbuster and chris) pulled at the last moment without explanation, by his editor tron. he frowns at an paper that sits atop his desk, with tron's picture on it. the article had run a few months back when tron had been named the new editor of the paper, and tron's face was stared back at him in the picture. lammastide's eyebrows dropped in suspicion, as he focused on the picture. he picked it up and looked at it more closely. in the picture, tron was standing behind a podium, signing his contract for the job. his right hand was grasping the pen as he signed his name. lammastide looks up, and stands. he grabs a vacation request, fills it out hurridly, and walks to trons' office. he knocks on the door. "enter" tron says from behind his desk. lammastide opens the door, and tron looks up from the article he is reading over."yes?" tron says. "i need you to sign my vacation request, sir." lammastide says, and moves to trons' desk. "sure. whatever." tron grumbles, and takes the paper from him. he picks up a pen with his left hand, and signs his name to the form. closeup on tron's hand as he sign. scene switches to...

Chris, you are awesome! This is really great work!

crazyhorse said:

Love to you, but why do you put your own statements in quotes?











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INSATIABLE said:

lol dont really know and i care even less.funniest thing ive seen in along time

tron's apartment, where gooey and natsume are interrogating tron. "who is your mother?" natsume demands. "well, i am not sure mother is the correct term." tron adds. "i don't understand" gooey responds. tron sighs and begins his long story. "well, i was adopted, yes. by a gay couple. but they were killed in a horrible car accident, when i was 4. but they left me all their money, so i have never had to worry about it. their lawyer i'mnotsayingthistobenasty has been acting as my parent and executor of their will untill i turned 18. now that i am old enough to take care of myself, i have complete control of the money." tron recalls to them. "so who were they?" natsume asks, drawn into his tale of his youth. "well, well, one was named mrbliss and i have never been allowed to no the name of the other. so i just refer to him as 'mother'. all i know about mother is that he had a pet monkey named pook that he loved very much. but it doesn't matter anymore. they are dead. end of story." tron utters as a tear slips from his eye. "why would someone keep a monkey as a pet?" gooey asks. "yea, and what kind of a person would name a pet pook?" natsume adds. fade to...

INSATIABLE said:

aww, thank you. actually, i am sitting here writing this thinking "god this is easy. i could write a soap opera if i got serious about it."

of course, rather than writing sketches for my sketch comedy troope, here i am writing silly soap opera parodies. hee hee

my doctor brokes my fingers

PurpleSarah said:

off-script!

Meanwhile, I get bored and start playing with an old discarded refrigerator and wind up getting trapped inside a mildewy Frigidaire for three days.

I throw out the fridge but neglect to remove the door by law and anxiety cant escape, like a little dicarded child!

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