A NEW SOAP OPERA!

let's get it going.

Cloudbuster and my marriage is falling apart as I find out that he has been having an affair with Chico, and i find comfort in the arms of Endorphin, my whorey best friend. meanwhile...

Camille is in counceling!

I'm well up 4 this. Just wait til I've had my breakfast and I'll jump in.

I'm choosing to work behind the scenes on this one!

Camille in in counselling because he is torn. can he love redfeathers? will she love him back? his counseller, Irresistablebitch, tells him the only way he will ever know if he loves Red or not is to sleep with his counseler. she stands up and removes her blouse as the scene crosses to...

cborgman said:

Wait. I didn't see all that!!! He is NOT I repeat NOT having an affair with me!!! That's between you Insatiable, Endorphin and Althom!!



No More Drama edit!!
[This message was edited Tue Jul 29 9:06:40 PDT 2003 by Chico319]

Chico319 said:

Come out of there. You can be my new honey 'cos cborgman has fallen for endo. Christopher is offline and Insatiable has fallen out with me. And JD is out of town.

Gooey walks into the room, only to find TRON waiting for him ,naked and willing.
Finally, GOOEY's love potion worked, but only to find out NATSUME also drank some...

Cloudbuster said:[quote]

Chico319 said:

That's damn straight, you son of a gun!

Chico319 said:[quote]

cborgman said:

:O

JD, CLoudbuster and Chris's faithfull houseboy, who is secretly a spy sent by Haystack, who is an operative for the Canadian government. JD moves among the house of Cloudbuster, who works as a missle designer for the AMerican governmnet, taking pictures and sending them back to HJaystack. Just as he clicks "send" on the secret info e-mail to haystack, just as insatiable appears over his shoulder, training a gun on him.

INSATIABLE said:[quote]

Chico319 said:

that'd be quite the party!

while over at Tron's house, Gooey stands in the doorway, grinning slyly at Tron. His smile fades as Natsume appears next to tron, wearing little more than a smile and some thin lingerie. "mind if join you?" she purrs as she runs a fingernail down tron's knee. Gooey shrugs and moves to the bed. scene fades to...

cborgman said:

GOOEY moves to bed, but finds CBORGMAN licking to last drops out of the potion...
He looks up animalitic fantasticly and growlsss.

Lammastide, hunched over the article he is writing exposing the many questionable business practices of the very rich cloudbuster and the secret cocaine habit of his husband, CBorgman. He finishes the article and sits, back, his hands clasped behind his head. his eyes scan the computer moniter, and he smiles, content that this will blow the lid off the very prominant families many many secrets. a man who looks just like tron (but is really his long missing twin moonbeam) steps in to lammastide's office. "got that article on the busters done?" he asks. Lammastide nods. "well, that's too bad, because we will not run it." the tron look alike says. close up on lammastide's bewildered and angry face as the scene crosses to...

I'm back, so, am I fucking Irresistable b1tch!

Cborgman, who is crying into Endorphins' arms. endorphin rubs his back gently, and whispers "there, there, it's only fair that he is cheating on you, since you have cheated on him numerous times, as you did the 12 husbands before him." Chris looks up into Endorphin's eyes, and wipes away his tears. "but i thought this one would be different. he was my lucky number 13, after all." he says, his voice waivering amidst the tears. Endorphin smiles at him, and wipes Chris's tears from his eyes. the music swells, and Chris closes his eyes, and leans in, and kisses endorphin. they kiss. endorphin leans back and whispers "if you divorece cloudbuster, you can always marry me, whorekitty" into chris's ear. the camera pans into chris's look of uncertaintity of his future, and then fades into...

After feeling torn in two, Camille takes a walk down by the river where he sees Pejman the pimp (carry this on for me )

camille's hand as he lights a cigarette and brings it to his mouth. he sits perched on the edge of Irresistable's heavy oak desk, smoking contentedly, his shirt lying next to him on the desk. the camera switches to irrrestiable as she finishes buttoning up her blouse, and puts her jacket back on, but leaves it open. she starts to pin her hair back up, but changes her mind, and shakes it down, letting it drape over her shoulders. he smiles at her and exhales. "so i guess you have made up your mind about redfeathers" she says, as she adjusts her bra straps. "it's just as well. as you threapist, i can not recommend seeing her any more. especially when your therapist is much hotter" she sneers with the tone of a woman who has won the game. "whatever made you think i would choose you over her?" camille laughs, and takes another drag from his cigarette. "you're just a therapist. she's a real woman," he adds, and puts his cigareete out on her desktop. he sands, and exits, as, she stares after him, her jaw quivering. fade to...

the sound of Haystack being sawn in half by magic gnomes with Freddie Mercury moustaches.

insatiable, who now holds a gun to Jd's back. "turn around slowly, and no funny business" she commands in her sexy foreign accent. Jd raises his hands above his head, and turns in the rolling chair to face her. "now, first things first." she smirks. "who do you work for?" she demands. "i will never tell" he says defiantly. She aims the guy at his head. "a dead spy is better than a non-cooperative one" she laughs, and cocks the trigger. in a flash, JD has grabbed the barrell of the gun, and aimed it away from himself. they fight for contorl of the gun, and it slips fr0om their hands, and slides across the floor. she grabs the letter opener off the desk and attempts to stab him with it, but he quickly holds her by the wrists, and holds them above her head, prevcenting her from stabbing him od moving. they struggle against one another, and all at once fall into a kiss, the heat of their struggle feeding their passion. fade to...

cborgman said:

WICKED.

WOW!

Lammastide, who stands in his office doorway, which opens on to the newsroom of the local paper. "why aren't you running my story?!?" he demands from Tron's twin as he walks away from him. Tron's twin moonbeam stops walking and turns toward him. "i have my reasons. that's all you need to know." he declares, turns, and walks to his office, and slams the door behind himself. Lammastide fumes silently, and then opens his notebook. he writes "why does Tron seem different lately? what is he covering up, and why?" he looks at Tron's door as the scene changes to...

while Camille rushes to the office building where Redfeathers designs her exclusive line of shoes for large-breasted women (said to balance the topheaviness), to ask her to marry him, irresistible kicks off her own pair of Redfeathers4U shoes, and asks her assistant, Sinister, to make one of her favorite Grey Goose martinis. he returns with the drinks, wearing her favorite "i'd rather go naked than wear fur" PETA outfit, as the scene changes to...
[This message was edited Tue Jul 29 9:50:03 PDT 2003 by irresistibleb1tch]

cloudbuster, lying in chico's bed, idlly smoking a cigar, and looking around the room as steam and the sound of a shower running flows from the partially open bathroom door. Chico's apartment is small and quaint, and cloudbuster smiles as he looks around it. "that's the great thing about chico", he says to himself. "his apartment is not too pompous, just as he is." "i agree" a voice responds from within the bathroom. the bathroom door opens, and Sweeney appears with a towel on, and another towel drying her hair. "and so nice of him to let us use it while he is away" she laughs as she dries her hair. they chuckle together, as the scene fades to...

cborgman said:

jthad1129 unexpectedly bursts in, seeing the two of them shirtless, stroking each other's...backs. With the faint sounds of 'think of Laura' playing in the background, jt says 'what is the meaning of this? Endorphine: 'When did you get back? I thought you were going to be gone all day.'
Chris, starts to button up his shirt and begins to rise...towards the door. 'And where do you think you are going?' jt says. You are not going anywhere We all three need to sit here and have a couple of cosmos and discuss this, when...



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[This message was edited Tue Jul 29 9:52:45 PDT 2003 by jthad1129]

Hey I want in on this! can be a mass murderer? or a vampire?

Suddenly, Haystack bursts in on cborgman.

cborgman: What the...?
Haystack: Yes, you weren't expecting me, were you?
cborgman: No... What the hell's going on?
Haystack: I'm having your baby!
cborgman: You're what..? But...
Haystack: Yes, all this time you thought I was a man with a huge cock, but really...

(Haystack starts to take off his fake cock and reveals his previously restrained breasts)

Haystack: I'm a woman!