Balloon battles:

For this game U need:
2 or more players (mixed sexs is fun)
10 balloons of the same colour for each player (ie player 1 = 10 Green, player 2 = 10 Red)
Each player will need a screw driver
A waste paper bin
Some ribbon or string

To start:

First of all clear out your living room so U have lots of space!

All the balloons (not yet inflated) are put into the bin. Players then start picking balloons out of the bin at random. Fully inflate then and throw them on the floor somewhere in the room (anywhere) so by the time there all done there is a mix of fully enflated balloons all over the floor.

The waste paper bin is the put into the middle of the floor.

All the players then take off their cloths and insert the handle end of the screw driver into their anus so the spike end is sticking ot!

With the help of the assitace of the players, all players must take the ribbon and tie their hands behind their back.

How to play:

Once everything is ready all players the stand against the wall. One of the players shouts 'Go' and then all players need to burst all their colured balloons. The balloons may not be steped on. The players have to squat and use their screw driver to burst them. Once all their balloons are burst you have to shit your screwdriver into the bin. The first person to get their screwdriver into the bin (with all their balloon broke) is the winner!

Caution: For the love of god, don't fall over!

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[This message was edited Mon Jul 28 5:15:53 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U]

You are more bored than I am.
Obviously.

gooeythehamster said:

Bored? I've been bursting balloons all day! I'm absolutely fooked!

CAMILLE4U said:

I am just flabbergasted.

U people crack me up!

This is why I Camille

I LOVE this kid!

Excellent! Inspired stuff, sir.

Sweeny79 said:

Then give my game a try and have fun.

Tasteless, stupid. Sometimes that's fun. This is kinds just dumb

ben said:

Sorry.

i like soggy biscuit.
Hmmm

if it ain't attached to someone i like really well, it ain't goin in me booty...

funkygibbon said: