Boyfriends suck because...

• They Stink
  
• They are mean
  
• They are rude
  
• They fight with you for no reason
  
• They always want sex when you don't want it
  
• They never want sex when you want it
  
• They think your not smart enough to do things on your own because your a girl
  
  
• They force you to watch sports
  
• They hog the bed, pillows,and blankets
  
• They always think your up to something when your not
  
• They are afraid of commitment but get jealous when you so much as look at another guy
  
  
  

Okay I'll change the name of the thread,

Someone make a why girlfriends suck list and Add to my list...



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[This message was edited Thu Jul 31 13:11:48 PDT 2003 by Sweeny79]

Too bad we own everything.

i kinda like guys, s and all...


[sweeney is turning into crazyhorse edit ]
[This message was edited Thu Jul 31 13:13:26 PDT 2003 by irresistibleb1tch]

Who else are you going to get to:

- kill bugs

- open jars

- carry the heavy stuff

- kick the shit out the dumbass that's bothering you

- treat you like a goddess

Slave2daGroove said:

I do all that shit.

More importantly, I can apply that list and apply to a couple of old girlfriends


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Slave2daGroove said:

My Bf does NON of that, well no he does kill bugs and open jars

INSATIABLE said:

Yeah, but when you treat yourself like a goddess isn't that just a form of masturbation?

Slave2daGroove said:

So true

Slave2daGroove said:

I treat other women like goddesses.

But, when "treating myself like a goddess", there's much more than masturbation!

Sweeny79 said:

Well combining these facts with the statement in your profile, you need a guy who will treat you better.

Your man sounds like he's taking you for granted.

While I'm not hitting on you, you are fine.
Find a man who appreciates you.

Slave2daGroove said:

That seems to be the advice I've been hearing a lot lately and thank you I am ain't I ?



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Sweeny79 said:

Sweets, if anything, treat yourself right for a while! There's nothing scary or bad about being single! It's awesome!

irresistibleb1tch said:

crazyhorse is my friend

INSATIABLE said:

no single life 4 me !

Well, I guess your right, It is scary though.
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Sweeny79 said:

?! Why?? You'd rather be co-dependent and miserable?!

You're destroying yourself.

INSATIABLE said:

I edited my response, It's scary that's all and we have been together since 1996, I forget what it's like to be alone.

Sweeny79 said:

That makes sense. But for anyone to grow and be truly happy has to stretch their comfort zone. I can't believe you're so used to this bullshit that you don't realize you can be SO much happier!

Nothing worth it is easy. Wouldn't you rather pamper yourself??

INSATIABLE said:

He keeps promising change(it's all in my profile) but then he does shitty things to me. I mean I'm no either but... I don't know

SWEENY Life it to short to waste. Enjoy your life and dump your b/f.

rasberryparfait said:

I guess it just takes longer for some.


Sweeny, we love ya... wish I had the power to make you see. But "love" is blind. It takes longer for some to realize what they're doing to themselves. It's just that life is so fucking short-- do you know what I mean?

INSATIABLE said:

Thanks

INSATIABLE said:

Me too...

Hmm...maybe Sweeny is just playing for the wrong team?

Nikster said:

Don't think I haven't thought that already

INSATIABLE said:

Ugh...love is not only blind, it is also deaf, dumb, has no sense of taste or smell...and it walks with a limp!

Insatible - you are sofa king cool!

Sween - Alone is relative. I've been in a packed room of 100 and felt alone but I don't care. It's about self-respect and loving yourself. Love yourself enough to say "I don't care if YOU are going to change, I want more because I'm awesome"

He'll come crawling back, without a doubt. Hang with friends and family and read books. Grow as a person and you will wonder what the fuck you ever saw in a manipulating piece of shit such as him.

Ok, hold it...let's take this list one item at a time.


[list]
[*]They Stink--Not me. I shower twice daily if I work and I swear by Degree antipersperant and Gravity cologne.

[*]They are mean--Not me. I'm always doing favors and offering compliments to those I love. EVERYONE has a potential for meaness in them. If you don't, then call the Pope; you're a shoo-in for sainthood.

[*]They are rude--I can be sarcastic (hey, I'm a Scorpio), but I try to avoid rudeness. I drift into that territory on occasion, but so don't YOU.

[*]They fight with you for no reason--I've had enough drama in my previous relationships to fill an entire season of
"All My Children" (actually, I think "Queer As Folk" is more accurate). So I won't fight unless there's a DAMN good reason.

[*]They always want sex when you don't want it--ALL couples encounter this problem.

[*]They never want sex when you want it--See above.

[*]They think your not smart enough to do things on your own because your a girl--NOT ME! I've dated girls who I asked for advice ALL the time. I'm a guy--which means I'm a friggin' idiot about most things. Buddha said something to the effect that a man who admits he knows NOTHING in fact knows EVERYTHING. That's my story and I'm sticking to it...

[*] They force you to watch sports--And WOMEN force US to watch those "very special" episodes of "Dr. Quinn" and "Friends." So there!

[*]They hog the bed, pillows,and blankets--Never had any complaints

[*]They always think your up to something when your not--Ah...but what if you ARE up to something??

[*]They are afraid of commitment but get jealous when you so much as look at another guy--I've been guilty of this one...but jealousy is a complex emotion. Put it this way--if your man NEVER gets jealous, that's just as dangerous as a man getting over-jealous. I freely admit though, that jealousy runs through my veins. But hey...I got the balls to admit it.





Okay I'll change the name of the thread,

Someone make a why girlfriends suck list and Add to my list...



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Sweeny79 said:

Women smell better...and we're cuter

Nikster said:

can't quote edit!
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