crazyhorse said:

i bet you do

justkelley said:

crazyhorse said:

such nastiness

justkelley said:

dang i put the wrong one up there i wanted this

How I get someone's attention:

I walk up behind em, give em a lil pinch on the ass
and when they turn around like "what tha?" I look just
as shocked and say "oh my gosh I am so sorry I thought you
were someone else." Either we are gonna laugh about it and
continue on with a conversation, which lets me know he is
interested in me or he will walk away annoyed, but I
still got to pinch the cute guys ass. Either way its a win,
win situation!

How I get someone's attention:

I walk up behind em, give em a lil pinch on the ass
and when they turn around like "what tha?" I look just
as shocked and say "oh my gosh I am so sorry I thought you
were someone else." Either we are gonna laugh about it and
continue on with a conversation, which lets me know he is
interested in me or he will walk away annoyed, but I
still got to pinch the cute guys ass. Either way its a win,
win situation!

luv4thepurple1 said:

Good one!!!

Ok, based on approximately 15 months of observation here, this is how you get someone's attention on the Org:

If you're a woman:

*you pick an avatar that makes it look like you hand out sexual favors easily: a character wearing next to nothing, who preferably has long dark hair and tan skin, a big ass and big breasts (of course, the female Orger doesn't actually look like that, but he'll start to associate her with the avatar; therefore, soon he'll start to think that's how she must look in reality). Your signature should be something of a sexual nature, too.

*you reply very sweetly and seductively to whatever a male Orger says, especially if it's about what he likes a woman to do during sex or how a woman's body should look, so that he thinks you're very nice and very accomodating. Don't say anything too smart! You want to make yourself out to be his dream...

If you're a man

*you pick an avatar that makes you appear strong and like you don't give a shit what anyone thinks of you. When you're in GD Forum, you follow the female Orgers who go by the above rules around the forum and flirt. You compliment them and tease them, and if another guy tries to nose in on the action, you insult them--but not too badly, you don't want them to get any sympathy points!

*you participate in and create sex threads by the dozen, and each post should try to show the Org women just how skilled you are in bed, how well you know the female anatomy. Don't forget, however, to either bring up your girlfriend every once in awhile (so the female Orgers don't take you too seriously) or drop frequent reminders about how you are unable to love or be close to anyone (so they understand you are a sex-only kind of guy).


[This message was edited Sun Jul 27 16:25:18 PDT 2003 by AnotherLoverToo]

How I get someone's attention:

I walk up behind em, give em a lil pinch on the ass
and when they turn around like "what tha?" I look just
as shocked and say "oh my gosh I am so sorry I thought you
were someone else." Either we are gonna laugh about it and
continue on with a conversation, which lets me know he is
interested in me or he will walk away annoyed, but I
still got to pinch the cute guys ass. Either way its a win,
win situation!

Ok, based on approximately 15 months of observation here, this is how you get someone's attention on the Org:

If you're a woman:

*you pick an avatar that makes it look like you hand out sexual favors easily: a character wearing next to nothing, who preferably has long dark hair and tan skin, a big ass and big breasts (of course, the female Orger doesn't actually look like that, but he'll start to associate her with the avatar; therefore, soon he'll start to think that's how she must look in reality). Your signature should be something of a sexual nature, too.

*you reply very sweetly and seductively to whatever a male Orger says, especially if it's about what he likes a woman to do during sex or how a woman's body should look, so that he thinks you're very nice and very accomodating. Don't say anything too smart! You want to make yourself out to be his dream...

If you're a man

*you pick an avatar that makes you appear strong and like you don't give a shit what anyone thinks of you. When you're in GD Forum, you follow the female Orgers who go by the above rules around the forum and flirt. You compliment them and tease them, and if another guy tries to nose in on the action, you insult them--but not too badly, you don't want them to get any sympathy points!

*you participate in and create sex threads by the dozen, and each post should try to show the Org women just how skilled you are in bed, how well you know the female anatomy. Don't forget, however, to either bring up your girlfriend every once in awhile (so the female Orgers don't take you too seriously) or drop frequent reminders about how you are unable to love or be close to anyone (so they understand you are a sex-only kind of guy).


[This message was edited Sun Jul 27 16:25:18 PDT 2003 by AnotherLoverToo]

I like to approach a girl while she is at the bar and go buy a drink for me and my friends next to where she is at. I usually just start a conversation about something going on at the bar or just something. I NEVER say a corny line.

As an example, I've been dating this girl for over a month now. I scoped her out, waited until she was at the bar (she sat down) and went and bought a drink for me and a friend next to where she was standing. I noticed that a menu of desserts was open on the bar in front of her (specifically cheesechake)...so I asked her if she was planning on ordering cheesechake! Then I do the general what's your name, where are you from and try to go from there!

Rolling On the floor laughing my ass off!
You are SO right Anotherlover
No one payed any attention to me when my avatar was a cartoon or a rose. Changed it and like magic I got some friends! TOO FUCKING FUNNY!

But that's what makes the org fun is it not?
[This message was edited Sun Jul 27 20:10:49 PDT 2003 by Sweeny79]

Ok, based on approximately 15 months of observation here, this is how you get someone's attention on the Org:

If you're a woman:

*you pick an avatar that makes it look like you hand out sexual favors easily: a character wearing next to nothing, who preferably has long dark hair and tan skin, a big ass and big breasts (of course, the female Orger doesn't actually look like that, but he'll start to associate her with the avatar; therefore, soon he'll start to think that's how she must look in reality). Your signature should be something of a sexual nature, too.

*you reply very sweetly and seductively to whatever a male Orger says, especially if it's about what he likes a woman to do during sex or how a woman's body should look, so that he thinks you're very nice and very accomodating. Don't say anything too smart! You want to make yourself out to be his dream...

If you're a man

*you pick an avatar that makes you appear strong and like you don't give a shit what anyone thinks of you. When you're in GD Forum, you follow the female Orgers who go by the above rules around the forum and flirt. You compliment them and tease them, and if another guy tries to nose in on the action, you insult them--but not too badly, you don't want them to get any sympathy points!

*you participate in and create sex threads by the dozen, and each post should try to show the Org women just how skilled you are in bed, how well you know the female anatomy. Don't forget, however, to either bring up your girlfriend every once in awhile (so the female Orgers don't take you too seriously) or drop frequent reminders about how you are unable to love or be close to anyone (so they understand you are a sex-only kind of guy).


[This message was edited Sun Jul 27 16:25:18 PDT 2003 by AnotherLoverToo]

dead-on, AL2 - i think you just wrote the book!

irresistibleb1tch said:

I am a keen observer of life, my dear!

Sweeny79 said:

Yes, it's what makes the Org fun--as long as we remember who we really are, and what our lives truly are

This is all bullshit. Just go up to the person and say "I noticed you. I'm interested." I'm sooo sick of the hints shit

Janfriend said:

That's not very romantic

Let the eyes do the introductions...it is all in the eyes...

Sweeny79 said:

You should say, "do U wanna see my magic bedroom walls?"

REDFEATHERS said:

Let the eyes do the introductions...it is all in the eyes...

REDFEATHERS said:

and then pinch his ass.