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A question for the ladies... Your sitting at a bar finishing up your second drink.Your a little buzzed,and more than a little horney.The guy or girl you've had your eyes on all night makes his way over to you. Fully receptive of their advances,what is the one single thing he or she could say that would fuck it all up? And what is the perfect thing they can say to make you want to get busy right then and there. I've always believed that the first 30 seconds of the conversation when in a situation like that,makes it or breaks it | |
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"All I want is sex."
and "I'm interested in a relationship with you." I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Try "I have a brass water bed"  NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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Natsume said: "I'm interested in a relationship with you."
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Natsume said: "All I want is sex."
and "I'm interested in a relationship with you." You dont think telling someone so soon that you wanna buy matching linens is going to scare them off portraying you as needy? | |
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anything a guys says that sounds like he's a used car salesman will kill it right then and there.
come to think of it, the less he says, the better. | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: anything a guys says that sounds like he's a used car salesman will kill it right then and there.
come to think of it, the less he says, the better. couldnt of said it better myself,I read somewhere that a woman knows inside if shes gonna fuck you within 5 minutes of first meeting you.And if thats so,with most men being the way they are explains a whole hell of alot | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: anything a guys says that sounds like he's a used car salesman will kill it right then and there.
come to think of it, the less he says, the better. That's for damn sure. I couldn't agree with you more. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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a guy that talks TO you not at you or over you is attractive. i don't like a guy that just jumps into a pick-up line. even if all i want from his is sex...i'm a person...talk to me first!!!
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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To fuck it up, he doesn't have to say much. If his breath is kickin', it's all over.
The perfect thing to say when I'm a little more than horny: Wanna fuck? Him saying anything more than that is a waste. | |
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He phucked-up big time if he tries to come on too strong.
He might get lucky if he just looks deep into my and whispers something sweet.  | |
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Paisley said: He phucked-up big time if he tries to come on too strong.
He might get lucky if he just looks deep into my and whispers something sweet. thats true...very true  THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Turn Off: "Nice set of knockers!"
Turn On: "Beautiful smile!" followed by "girl I would tear your shit up!" He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: Turn Off: "Nice set of knockers!"
Turn On: "Beautiful smile!" followed by "girl I would tear your shit up!" THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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luv4thepurple1 said: Turn Off: "Nice set of knockers!"
Turn On: "Beautiful smile!" followed by "girl I would tear your shit up!" girl i would tear your shit up is an instant smack across your face | |
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crazyhorse said: luv4thepurple1 said: Turn Off: "Nice set of knockers!"
Turn On: "Beautiful smile!" followed by "girl I would tear your shit up!" girl i would tear your shit up is an instant smack across your face  THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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I would never be found at a bar, buzzed, lusting after somebody. Not my style. But hypothetically, my answer is the opposite of Natsume's.  I'd think it was hot if somebody I thought was hot would just come up and say, "please, please fuck me, now." If some dude(ette) came up in a bar and was like, "gee, your eyes are like stars, do you think we might be able to love each other?" I don't know if I would vomit or laugh. Maybe both. | |
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tackam said: I would never be found at a bar, buzzed, lusting after somebody. Not my style. But hypothetically, my answer is the opposite of Natsume's.
I'd think it was hot if somebody I thought was hot would just come up and say, "please, please fuck me, now." If some dude(ette) came up in a bar and was like, "gee, your eyes are like stars, do you think we might be able to love each other?" I don't know if I would vomit or laugh. Maybe both. i like your style, girl! | |
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where do you ladies come from.were ever it is im fucking going there. | |
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crazyhorse said: where do you ladies come from.were ever it is im fucking going there.
. . .what's funny is, nobody at a bar would ever be lusting after me. . .I'm not that "hot". . .if they only knew. . .suckas.  | |
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tackam said: crazyhorse said: where do you ladies come from.were ever it is im fucking going there.
. . .what's funny is, nobody at a bar would ever be lusting after me. . .I'm not that "hot". . .if they only knew. . .suckas. has nothing to do with how you look,being hot and foxy is all in the attitude i dont have any idea what one lady on this site looks like and ive seen a grip of sexy women in here | |
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crazyhorse said: tackam said: crazyhorse said: where do you ladies come from.were ever it is im fucking going there.
. . .what's funny is, nobody at a bar would ever be lusting after me. . .I'm not that "hot". . .if they only knew. . .suckas. has nothing to do with how you look,being hot and foxy is all in the attitude Exactly. | |
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hot and foxy?!?! | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: hot and foxy?!?!
lol sure why not.whats better,slutty and loose.well yea i guess it is | |
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crazyhorse said: irresistibleb1tch said: hot and foxy?!?!
lol sure why not.whats better,slutty and loose.well yea i guess it is you're sooo funny! | |
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I'm so not into the one night stands. I have morals for goodness sakes I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said:
I'm so not into the one night stands. I have morals for goodness sakes  | |
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Natsume said:
I'm so not into the one night stands. I have morals for goodness sakes well in that area im zero in the moral departmment i guess cause i dont see anything wrong with two adults having sex that dont know each other.as a matter of fact sometimes,no alot of the time its even better | |
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crazyhorse said: Natsume said:
I'm so not into the one night stands. I have morals for goodness sakes well in that area im zero in the moral departmment i guess cause i dont see anything wrong with two adults having sex that dont know each other.as a matter of fact sometimes,no alot of the time its even better there we go with that romantic thing again :HUG:THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: crazyhorse said: Natsume said:
I'm so not into the one night stands. I have morals for goodness sakes well in that area im zero in the moral departmment i guess cause i dont see anything wrong with two adults having sex that dont know each other.as a matter of fact sometimes,no alot of the time its even better there we go with that romantic thing again :HUG:damn im leaving a trail... | |
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