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Your Star Sign ok, most of you may have probably seen this...but i'll post it anyways
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick. Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have major influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence but are still a general bad ass. Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist. Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer. Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex. Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease. Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. thats me Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit. Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. | |
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Ardeo said: Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. ELVIS! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Ardeo said: Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick. | |
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and another thing!
Capricorn Birthdays December 22, 1812 - Lady Bird Johnson - First Lady December 22, 1948 - Steve Garvey - Sports Figure December 23, 1918 - Helmut Schmidt - Politician December 23, 1926 - Robert Bly - Writer December 23, 1950 - Susan Lucci - Actress December 24, 1503 - Michel de Nostradomus - Astrologer December 24, 1546 - Tycho Brahe - Astrologer December 24, 1809 - Kit Carson - Western Figure December 24, 1905 - Howard Hughes - Recluse December 24, 1905 - Ava Gardner - Actress December 25, 1821 - Clara Barton - Nurse December 25, 1870 - Helena Rubenstein - Cosmetics December 25, 1887 - Conrad Hilton - Hotel Empire December 25, 1907 - Cab Calloway - Entertainer December 25, 1918 - Anwar Sadat - Political Leader December 25, 1924 - Rod Serling - Writer December 25, 1925 - Carlos Castaneda - Writer December 25, 1946 - Larry Csonka - Sports Figure December 25, 1949 - Sissy Spacek - Actress December 25, 1954 - Annie Lennox - Singer December 26, 1893 - Robert Ripley - Cartoonist December 26, 1893 - Mao Tse Tung - Political Leader December 26, 1891 - Henry Miller - Writer December 26, 1914 - Richard Widmark - Actor December 26, 1921 - Steve Allen - Comedian December 26, 1924 - Alan King - Comedian December 27, 1822 - Louis Pasteur - Scientist December 27, 1901 - Marlene Dietrich - Actress December 28, 1908 - Lew Ayres - Actor December 28, 1954 - Denzel Washington - Actor December 29, 1809 - William Gladstone - Prime Minister December 29, 1876 - Pablo Casals - Conductor December 29, 1938 - Jon Voight - Actor December 30, 1895 - Lotte von Strahl - Psychic December 30, 1865 - Rudyard Kipling - Writer December 30, 1914 - Bert Parks - Entertainer December 30, 1935 - Sandy Koufax - Sports Figure December 30, 1946 - Patti Smith - Entertainer December 30, 1959 - Tracy Ullman - Actress December 31, 1886 - Elizabeth Arden - Cosmetics December 31, 1869 - Henri Matisse - Artist December 31, 1908 - S. Wiesenthal - Activist December 31, 1936 - Noel Tyl - Astrologer December 31, 1937 - Anthony Hopkins - Actor December 31, 1943 - John Denver - Singer December 31, 1959 - Val Kilmer - Actor January 1, 1895 - J. Edgar Hoover - FBI Director January 1, 1900 - Xavier Cugat - Bandleader January 1, 1909 - Barry Goldwater - Politician January 1, 1920 - J. D. Salinger - Writer January 2, 1873 - Therese De Lisieux - Saint January 2, 1880 - Joseph Stalin - Dictator January 2, 1940 - Jim Bakker - Religious Figure January 3, 1892 - J.R. Tolkien - Writer January 3, 1932 - Dabney Coleman - Actor January 3, 1909 - Victor Borge - Musician January 3, 1950 - Victoria Principle - Actress January 3, 1956 - Mel Gibson - Actor January 4, 1643 - Isaac Newton - Scientist January 4, 1938 - Dyan Cannon - Actress January 5, 1876 - Konrad Adenauer - Chancellor January 5, 1893 - P. Yogananda - Guru January 5, 1918 - Jean Dixon - Psychic January 5, 1928 - Walter Mondale - Politician January 5, 1946 - Diane Keaton - Actress January 6, 1572 - Johannes Kepler - Astronomer January 6, 1832 - Gustave Dore - Artist January 6, 1872 - Alexander Sciabian - Composer January 6, 1878 - Carl Sandburg - Poet January 6, 1915 - Alan Watts - Writer Janaury 6, 1925 - John Delorean - Celebrity January 6, 1947 - David Bowie - Musician January 7, 1572 - Johannes Kepler - Astronomer January 7, 1844 - Bernadette - Saint January 7, 1912 - Charles Addams - Cartoonist January 8, 1864 - Prince Albert Victor - Royalty January 8, 1896 - Arthur Ford - Medium January 8, 1935 - Elvis Presley - Musician January 8, 1939 - Yvette Mimieux - Actress January 9, 1898 - Gracie Fields - Entertainer January 9, 1902 - Rudolph Bing - Opera Admin. January 9, 1908 - Simone de Beauvoir - Writer January 9, 1913 - Richard Nixon - President US January 9, 1914 - Gypsy Rose Lee - Entertainer January 9, 1928 - Judith Kranz - Writer January 9, 1941 - Joan Baez - Singer January 9, 1951 - Crystal Gayle - Singer January 10, 1887 - Robinson Jeffers - Writer January 10, 1927 - Giselle MacKenzie - Singer January 10, 1945 - Rod Stewart - Singer January 10, 1953 - Pat Benetar - Singer January 11, 1842 - William James - Writer January 11, 1928 - Grant Tinker - TV Production January 11, 1946 - Naomi Judd - Singer January 12, 1893 - Herman Goering - Nazi January 12, 1915 - Martin Agronski - TV Host January 12, 1951 - Rush Limbaugh - Radio Host January 12, 1951 - Kirstie Alley - Actress January 12, 1954 - Howard Stern - Radio Host January 13, 1913 - Ralph Edwards - Broadcaster January 13, 1832 - Horatio Alger - Writer January 13, 1860 - J. Pershing - Military January 13, 1866 - Sophie Tucker - Entertainer January 13, 1919 - Robert Stack - Actor January 14, 1875 - Albert Schweitzer - Humanitarian January 14, 1919 - Andy Rooney - TV Personality January 14, 1941 - Faye Dunaway - Actress January 14, 1941 - Gamble Benedict - Heiress January 14, 1412 - Joan of Arc - Saint January 15, 1906 - Aristotle Onassis - Industrialist January 15, 1913 - Lloyd Bridges - Actor January 15, 1929 - Martin Luther King - Civil Rights January 16, 1901 - F. Batista - Dictator January 16, 1908 - Ethel Merman - Entertainer January 17, 1863 - David Llloyd Geroge - Prime Minister January 17, 1899 - Al Capone - Gangster January 17, 1933 - Shari Lewis - Puppeteer January 17, 1931 - James Earl Jones - Actor January 17, 1942 - Muhammad Ali - Boxer January 17, 1944 - Joe Frazier - Boxer January 17, 1949 - Andy Kaufman - Comedian January 17, 1927 - Tom Dooley - Humanitarian January 18, 1840 - A.P. Seinnett - Occultist January 18, 1892 - Oliver Hardy - Comedian January 18, 1904 - Cary Grant - Actor January 18, 1955 - Kevin Costner - Actor January 19, 1809 - Edgar Allen Poe - Writer January 19, 1839 - Paul Cezanne - Artist January 19, 1943 - Janis Joplin - Singer January 19, 1946 - Dolly Parton - Singer Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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WTF?? | |
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Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
lol some of these are actually true!! . [This message was edited Thu Jul 24 16:24:36 PDT 2003 by Natsume] I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Well I'm a Virgo and part of it is right. | |
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Moderator | Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have major influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence but are still a general bad ass.
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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INSATIABLE said: and another thing!
Capricorn Birthdays December 22, 1812 - Lady Bird Johnson - First Lady December 22, 1948 - Steve Garvey - Sports Figure December 23, 1918 - Helmut Schmidt - Politician December 23, 1926 - Robert Bly - Writer December 23, 1950 - Susan Lucci - Actress December 24, 1503 - Michel de Nostradomus - Astrologer December 24, 1546 - Tycho Brahe - Astrologer December 24, 1809 - Kit Carson - Western Figure December 24, 1905 - Howard Hughes - Recluse December 24, 1905 - Ava Gardner - Actress December 25, 1821 - Clara Barton - Nurse December 25, 1870 - Helena Rubenstein - Cosmetics December 25, 1887 - Conrad Hilton - Hotel Empire December 25, 1907 - Cab Calloway - Entertainer December 25, 1918 - Anwar Sadat - Political Leader December 25, 1924 - Rod Serling - Writer December 25, 1925 - Carlos Castaneda - Writer December 25, 1946 - Larry Csonka - Sports Figure December 25, 1949 - Sissy Spacek - Actress December 25, 1954 - Annie Lennox - Singer December 26, 1893 - Robert Ripley - Cartoonist December 26, 1893 - Mao Tse Tung - Political Leader December 26, 1891 - Henry Miller - Writer December 26, 1914 - Richard Widmark - Actor December 26, 1921 - Steve Allen - Comedian December 26, 1924 - Alan King - Comedian December 27, 1822 - Louis Pasteur - Scientist December 27, 1901 - Marlene Dietrich - Actress December 28, 1908 - Lew Ayres - Actor December 28, 1954 - Denzel Washington - Actor December 29, 1809 - William Gladstone - Prime Minister December 29, 1876 - Pablo Casals - Conductor December 29, 1938 - Jon Voight - Actor December 30, 1895 - Lotte von Strahl - Psychic December 30, 1865 - Rudyard Kipling - Writer December 30, 1914 - Bert Parks - Entertainer December 30, 1935 - Sandy Koufax - Sports Figure December 30, 1946 - Patti Smith - Entertainer December 30, 1959 - Tracy Ullman - Actress December 31, 1886 - Elizabeth Arden - Cosmetics December 31, 1869 - Henri Matisse - Artist December 31, 1908 - S. Wiesenthal - Activist December 31, 1936 - Noel Tyl - Astrologer December 31, 1937 - Anthony Hopkins - Actor December 31, 1943 - John Denver - Singer December 31, 1959 - Val Kilmer - Actor January 1, 1895 - J. Edgar Hoover - FBI Director January 1, 1900 - Xavier Cugat - Bandleader January 1, 1909 - Barry Goldwater - Politician January 1, 1920 - J. D. Salinger - Writer January 2, 1873 - Therese De Lisieux - Saint January 2, 1880 - Joseph Stalin - Dictator January 2, 1940 - Jim Bakker - Religious Figure January 3, 1892 - J.R. Tolkien - Writer January 3, 1932 - Dabney Coleman - Actor January 3, 1909 - Victor Borge - Musician January 3, 1950 - Victoria Principle - Actress January 3, 1956 - Mel Gibson - Actor January 4, 1643 - Isaac Newton - Scientist January 4, 1938 - Dyan Cannon - Actress January 5, 1876 - Konrad Adenauer - Chancellor January 5, 1893 - P. Yogananda - Guru January 5, 1918 - Jean Dixon - Psychic January 5, 1928 - Walter Mondale - Politician January 5, 1946 - Diane Keaton - Actress January 6, 1572 - Johannes Kepler - Astronomer January 6, 1832 - Gustave Dore - Artist January 6, 1872 - Alexander Sciabian - Composer January 6, 1878 - Carl Sandburg - Poet January 6, 1915 - Alan Watts - Writer Janaury 6, 1925 - John Delorean - Celebrity January 6, 1947 - David Bowie - Musician January 7, 1572 - Johannes Kepler - Astronomer January 7, 1844 - Bernadette - Saint January 7, 1912 - Charles Addams - Cartoonist January 8, 1864 - Prince Albert Victor - Royalty January 8, 1896 - Arthur Ford - Medium January 8, 1935 - Elvis Presley - Musician January 8, 1939 - Yvette Mimieux - Actress January 9, 1898 - Gracie Fields - Entertainer January 9, 1902 - Rudolph Bing - Opera Admin. January 9, 1908 - Simone de Beauvoir - Writer January 9, 1913 - Richard Nixon - President US January 9, 1914 - Gypsy Rose Lee - Entertainer January 9, 1928 - Judith Kranz - Writer January 9, 1941 - Joan Baez - Singer January 9, 1951 - Crystal Gayle - Singer January 10, 1887 - Robinson Jeffers - Writer January 10, 1927 - Giselle MacKenzie - Singer January 10, 1945 - Rod Stewart - Singer January 10, 1953 - Pat Benetar - Singer January 11, 1842 - William James - Writer January 11, 1928 - Grant Tinker - TV Production January 11, 1946 - Naomi Judd - Singer January 12, 1893 - Herman Goering - Nazi January 12, 1915 - Martin Agronski - TV Host January 12, 1951 - Rush Limbaugh - Radio Host January 12, 1951 - Kirstie Alley - Actress January 12, 1954 - Howard Stern - Radio Host January 13, 1913 - Ralph Edwards - Broadcaster January 13, 1832 - Horatio Alger - Writer January 13, 1860 - J. Pershing - Military January 13, 1866 - Sophie Tucker - Entertainer January 13, 1919 - Robert Stack - Actor January 14, 1875 - Albert Schweitzer - Humanitarian January 14, 1919 - Andy Rooney - TV Personality January 14, 1941 - Faye Dunaway - Actress January 14, 1941 - Gamble Benedict - Heiress January 14, 1412 - Joan of Arc - Saint January 15, 1906 - Aristotle Onassis - Industrialist January 15, 1913 - Lloyd Bridges - Actor January 15, 1929 - Martin Luther King - Civil Rights January 16, 1901 - F. Batista - Dictator January 16, 1908 - Ethel Merman - Entertainer January 17, 1863 - David Llloyd Geroge - Prime Minister January 17, 1899 - Al Capone - Gangster January 17, 1933 - Shari Lewis - Puppeteer January 17, 1931 - James Earl Jones - Actor January 17, 1942 - Muhammad Ali - Boxer January 17, 1944 - Joe Frazier - Boxer January 17, 1949 - Andy Kaufman - Comedian January 17, 1927 - Tom Dooley - Humanitarian January 18, 1840 - A.P. Seinnett - Occultist January 18, 1892 - Oliver Hardy - Comedian January 18, 1904 - Cary Grant - Actor January 18, 1955 - Kevin Costner - Actor January 19, 1809 - Edgar Allen Poe - Writer January 19, 1839 - Paul Cezanne - Artist January 19, 1943 - Janis Joplin - Singer January 19, 1946 - Dolly Parton - Singer who? | |
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Ardeo said: Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick. You say prick like it's a bad thing? | |
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Ardeo said:
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex. wished i could respond to that properly, but i'm off to get me some... | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: Ardeo said:
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex. wished i could respond to that properly, but i'm off to get me some... | |
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Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
i dont think i like any of that !!! THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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this one is much better...
Libra Profile Libra (September 23-October 22) Symbol: the scales Element: air Ruler: Venus Characteristics: cooperative, careful, artistic, persuasive, diplomatic, logical, indecisive, fickle Libra celebrities: Julie Andrews, Brigitte Bardot, Michael Douglas, Mahatma Gandhi, Charlton Heston, Jesse Jackson, John Lennon, Heather Locklear, Groucho Marx, Friedrich Nietzsche, Pele, Eleanor Roosevelt, Will Smith, Bruce Springsteen i think fickle...indecisive... i need another drink i think :LOL: THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: this one is much better...
Libra Profile Libra (September 23-October 22) Symbol: the scales Element: air Ruler: Venus Characteristics: cooperative, careful, artistic, persuasive, diplomatic, logical, indecisive, fickle Libra celebrities: Julie Andrews, Brigitte Bardot, Michael Douglas, Mahatma Gandhi, Charlton Heston, Jesse Jackson, John Lennon, Heather Locklear, Groucho Marx, Friedrich Nietzsche, Pele, Eleanor Roosevelt, Will Smith, Bruce Springsteen i think fickle...indecisive... i need another drink i think :LOL: Hey post one on Virgos. | |
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justkelley said: this one is much better...
Libra Profile Libra (September 23-October 22) Symbol: the scales Element: air Ruler: Venus Characteristics: cooperative, careful, artistic, persuasive, diplomatic, logical, indecisive, fickle Libra celebrities: Julie Andrews, Brigitte Bardot, Michael Douglas, Mahatma Gandhi, Charlton Heston, Jesse Jackson, John Lennon, Heather Locklear, Groucho Marx, Friedrich Nietzsche, Pele, Eleanor Roosevelt, Will Smith, Bruce Springsteen i think fickle...indecisive... i need another drink i think :LOL: i know what ya like Kelly...but u shouldnt have added Groucho Marx to that list | |
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Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.
That sounds about right! | |
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Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have major influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence but are still a general bad ass.
Quit Following Me! lol ok coast is clear. -Pinky member of the gay org mafia.
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Ardeo said: Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
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Ardeo said: Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. true... You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent.
walt disney wuz a sag, y'know...sheila e's a sag...i'm a fuckin sag... The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
eh, they just hatin cuz sags got more luck than whatever sign they fall under. don't hate me cuz i'm sagi-bootiful. | |
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Natsume said: Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
lol some of these are actually true!! . [This message was edited Thu Jul 24 16:24:36 PDT 2003 by Natsume] "and often fall asleep while fucking. " | |
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Christopher said: Natsume said: Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
lol some of these are actually true!! . [This message was edited Thu Jul 24 16:24:36 PDT 2003 by Natsume] "and often fall asleep while fucking. " Hey I'm a Virgo so shut your damn mouth. | |
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PleasurableP said: Christopher said: Natsume said: Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
lol some of these are actually true!! . [This message was edited Thu Jul 24 16:24:36 PDT 2003 by Natsume] "and often fall asleep while fucking. " Hey I'm a Virgo so shut your damn mouth. ok falls alseep | |
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Christopher said: PleasurableP said: Christopher said: Natsume said: Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
lol some of these are actually true!! . [This message was edited Thu Jul 24 16:24:36 PDT 2003 by Natsume] "and often fall asleep while fucking. " Hey I'm a Virgo so shut your damn mouth. ok falls alseep | |
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Christopher said: PleasurableP said: Christopher said: Natsume said: Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
lol some of these are actually true!! . [This message was edited Thu Jul 24 16:24:36 PDT 2003 by Natsume] "and often fall asleep while fucking. " Hey I'm a Virgo so shut your damn mouth. ok falls alseep | |
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Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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