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"Instanbul (not Constantinople)" ~They Might Be Giants
Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it's a Turkish delight on a moonlit night Every gal in Constantinople Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople So if you've a date in Constantinople She'll be waiting in Istanbul Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can't say People just liked it better that way So take me back to Constantinople No, you can't go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks Istanbul (Istanbul) Istanbul (Istanbul) Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can't say People just liked it better that waaay! So take me back to Constantinople No, you can't go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks Istanbul Sorry...but that's truly how I feel right now...  | |
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Byron said: "Instanbul (not Constantinople)" ~They Might Be Giants
Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it's a Turkish delight on a moonlit night Every gal in Constantinople Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople So if you've a date in Constantinople She'll be waiting in Istanbul Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can't say People just liked it better that way So take me back to Constantinople No, you can't go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks Istanbul (Istanbul) Istanbul (Istanbul) Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can't say People just liked it better that waaay! So take me back to Constantinople No, you can't go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks Istanbul Sorry...but that's truly how I feel right now... That is stuck in my head now 
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Purple Rain by Prince! Because it is raining today and my keyboard is puprle! | |
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Sweeny79 said: That is stuck in my head now
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Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses Evil minds that plot destruction Sorcerers of death's construction In the fields the bodies burning As the war machine keeps turning Death and hatred to mankind Poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh lord yeah! Politicians hide themselves away They only started the war Why should they go out to fight? They leave that role to the poor Time will tell on their power minds Making war just for fun Treating people just like pawns in chess Wait 'till their judgement day comes, yeah! Now in darkness, world stops turning As the war machine keeps burning No more war pigs of the power Hand of god has sturck the hour Day of judgement, god is calling On their knees, the war pigs crawling Begging mercy for their sins Satan, laughing, spreads his wings ALL RIGHT NOW! | |
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crazyhorse said: Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses Evil minds that plot destruction Sorcerers of death's construction In the fields the bodies burning As the war machine keeps turning Death and hatred to mankind Poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh lord yeah! Politicians hide themselves away They only started the war Why should they go out to fight? They leave that role to the poor Time will tell on their power minds Making war just for fun Treating people just like pawns in chess Wait 'till their judgement day comes, yeah! Now in darkness, world stops turning As the war machine keeps burning No more war pigs of the power Hand of god has sturck the hour Day of judgement, god is calling On their knees, the war pigs crawling Begging mercy for their sins Satan, laughing, spreads his wings ALL RIGHT NOW!   | |
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Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you... like me, like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me. Don't judge or question. You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. Let me lay my holy hand upon you. My God's will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you. Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies.  | |
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I know I posted this tune before but I'm really feeling it again today:
hold me - ani difranco you're a wild one i like your smile you do amazing things and i cant believe your everything you've got perfect fingers a velvet voice your eyes hold the key and i can't believe that you can't see pleeeaaase hold me please know me and know everything everything do you understand? your a wise man i feel happy when you talk about most anything with those perfect fingers you touch my heart and you give me strength when we're apart pleeeaaase hold me pelase know me and know everything it's all right here you've got perfect fingers and they've touched my heart oh they give me strength to be apart pleeeaaase hold me pleeeaaase know me its all right here all right here pleeeaaase hold me pleeeaaase show me everything everything  Edit[This message was edited Wed Jul 30 19:42:47 PDT 2003 by Sweeny79] In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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i see a clinic full of cynics who want to twist the peoples' wrist they're watching every move we make we're all included on the list the lunatics have taken over the asylum the lunatics have taken over the asylum go nuclear the cowboy told us and who am i to disagree 'cos when the madman flips the switch the nuclear will go for me the lunatics have taken over the asylum the lunatics have taken over the asylum i've seen the faces of starvation but i just can not see the point 'cos there's so much food here today that no one wants to take away the lunatics have taken over the asylum the lunatics have taken over the asylum the lunatics have taken over the asylum - take away my right to choose the lunatics have taken over the asylum - take away my point of view the lunatics have taken over the asylum the lunatics have taken over the asylum - take away my dignity, take these things away from me the lunatics have taken over the asylum the lunatics have taken over the asylum - take away my family, take away the right to speak the lunatics have taken over the asylum - take away my point of view, take away my right to choose Fun Boy Three "the lunatics have taken over the asylum" | |
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"Hello Dr. Greenthumb, paging Dr. Greenthumb!"
[B-Real] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb I'd like to tell you just where I'm from In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels Greenhouse effect with the weed connect (Doctor) DEA can't keep Greenthumb in check (Doctor!) HPS, God Bless the whole crop Please God, don't let me see no cops Trunkload, ready to hit the highway Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit Can't be growin without no permit but fuck that, I study the 215 trip That way when they come they can suck my dick Weed can't grow without attention Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb Chorus: [B-Real] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb [SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb! [B-Real] I'd like to tell you just where I'm from [SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb [B-Real] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb [SenDog] Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb! [B-Real] I'd like to tell you just where I'm from [SenDog] Aiyyo Dr. Greenthumb, come on back one time! [B-Real] People can't live without the herb man If not they'd be drinkin and drivin and swervin but thanks to Dr. Greenthumb weed grow in the backyard or inside with hydro To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream Tasty, blowin a fuckin smokescreen Cycles of weed are constantly grown Somebody give me the razor to cut groves I'd like to stop, but it feels so good Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood Sticky angel, I wanna leave it alone but never ever ever gotta worry from my home What that funny sound knockin at the door (Open up it's the DEA!) Sorry Greenthumb can't talk no more Please don't follow me into the sun Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb Chorus 1/2 [B-Real] Out from the lab, no need for rehab If I can't drive then call me a cab (ese!) In my closet the weed is dried out Like Eiht said, ain't no place to hide out I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop Get knocked up and they close up my shop That's why I buy no weed from no one That's why they call me Dr. Greenthumb The scientifical, mystical one Growin my crops with the rays of the sun Come one come all and see how it's done If you see the pigs there's no need to run Cause some of these pigs are down with Greenthumb But you never know what be the outcome You see the photo in the album The weed is growin like my erection Look I never told you where I was from Some call me Real, but I'm Dr. Greenthumb Chorus Dr. Greenthumb Doctor, your Bulova plant needs special tending to Doctor, we need more oxygen we need more CO2 Doctor, Dr. Greenthumb you're needed Doctor, dahyahahahhh... Doctor NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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We're all alone on the stage tonight. We've been told we're not afraid of you. We know all our lines so well, uh-huh. We've said them so many times: Time and time again, Line and line again. Ooh, yeah, you're amazing! We think you're incredible. You say we're fantastic, But still we don't head the bill. Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable! When the actor reaches his death, You know it's not for real. He just holds his breath. But he always dives too soon, too fast to save himself. He'll never make the screen. He'll never make the Be that movie queen. He's too busy hitting the vaseline. Ooh, yeah, you're amazing! We think you are really cool. We'd give you a part, my love, But you'd have to play the fool. Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable! We're all alone on the stage tonight. We're all alone, On the stage, Tonight. | |
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 That is so sweet!NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: That is so sweet! and bitchy too  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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The Specials -Pressure Drop
It is you, oh yeah It is you, oh yeah I said pressure drop, oh pressure, oh yeah pressures gonna drop on you I said pressure drop, oh pressure, oh yeah pressures gonna drop on you I said when you drop, you've gotta feel it, all that you're doing is wrong I said when you drop, you've gotta feel it, all that you're doing is wrong It is you, oh yeah It is you, oh yeah I said pressure drop, oh pressure, oh yeah pressures gonna drop on you I said pressure drop, oh pressure, oh yeah pressures gonna drop on you Sometimes you feel alone, and the things that you're doing, people tell you that it is wrong Life gets rough, life gets tough, so tell me what you gonna do about it? In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Artist: John Mayer
Song: Love Song For No One Staying home alone on a Friday Flat on the floor looking back On old love Or lack thereof After all the crushes are faded And all my wishful thinking was wrong I'm jaded I hate it I'm tired of being alone So hurry up and get here So tired of being alone So hurry up and get here Searching all my days just to find you I'm not sure who I'm looking for I'll know it When I see you Until then, I'll hide in my bedroom Staying up all night just to write A love song for no one I'm tired of being alone So hurry up and get here So tired of being alone So hurry up and get here I could have met you in a sandbox I could have passed you on the sidewalk Could I have missed my chance And watched you walk away? I'm tired of being alone So hurry up and get here So tired of being alone So hurry up and get here You'll be so good You'll be so good for me | |
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Amish Paradise -Weird Al
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Caruso It's as primitave as can be We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another Think you're really rightous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish paradise In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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I can't believe that it's real, the way that you make me feel. A burning deep down inside, a love that I cannot hide. Our love is you and me baby, that makes the world go round. And if you've been doin' lovin' with me, layin' all my troubles down, here I am, baby, come and take me. Here I am, baby, come and take me, take me by the hand. Show me, here I am, baby. It always ends up this way, me begging you every day. A love that I cannot have, you broke my heart into half. Our love is you and me baby, that make's the world go round. And if you've been doin' lovin' with me, layin' all my troubles down, here I am, baby, come and take me, Here I am, baby, come and take me, take me by the hand. Show me, here I am, baby. When I'm down I can always call you, for a helpin' hand. I know you'll do the best you can. But it don't take much from me, just my cup of joe. Oh there's love inside me, I believe there's one to be explodin', It's tough for me, oh baby, I can do worry, tell me all your troubles. You won't ever have to worry now, Just one more thing, ask everybody, everybody you see, you'll find yourselve lost and alone on a darkened street, here I am, baby, come and take me. Here I am, baby, come and take me, take me by the hand. Show me, here I am, baby... | |
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If I Ever What do you do for fun? what do you do when you want fun days? I could be just anyone I'm happy to smile and mad on mondays The world is a better place now every time I see your face If I ever ever get through to you if I ever ever get through to you If I ever ever get through to you if I ever ever get through to you Everytime I hear your voice everytime I feel you're near to me Will you ever make a choice will you ever be that real for me? The friendship feeling's fine I just want you to be mine if I ever ever get through to you if I ever ever get through to you if I ever ever get through to you if I ever ever get through to you He comes alive, she comes alive, he comes alive, she comes alive He comes alive, she comes alive, he comes alive, she comes alive You can make a madman sane you can make the winters warm again Promise me you'll never change promise me you'll always stay the same Cos the world is a better place now every time I see your face If I ever ever get through to you If I ever ever get through to you if I ever ever get through to you If I ever ever get through to you if I ever ever get through to you If I ever ever get through to you if I ever ever get through to you If we ever get together we can always make it better If we ever get together we can always make it better In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Björk ~ "Play Dead"
darling stop confusing me with your wishful thinking hopeful enbraces don't you understand? i have to go through this i belong to here where no-one cares and no-one loves no light no air to live in a place called hate the city of fear i play dead it stops the hurting i play dead and hurting stops it's sometimes just like sleeping curling up inside my private tortures i nestle into pain hug suffering caress every ache i play dead it stops the hurting | |
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Sweeny79 said: If I Ever  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: If I Ever 
edit[This message was edited Mon Aug 4 22:46:23 PDT 2003 by Sweeny79] In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: Sweeny79 said: If I Ever
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Prince
Beautiful Ones Baby, baby, baby What's it gonna be Baby, baby, baby Is it him or is it me? Don't make me waste my time Don't make me lose my mind baby Baby, baby, baby Can't u stay with me tonight Oh baby, baby, baby Don't my kisses please u right U were so hard 2 find The beautiful ones, they hurt u everytime Paint a perfect picture Bring 2 life a vision in one's mind The beautiful ones Always smash the picture Always everytime If I told u baby That I was in love with u Oh baby, baby, baby If we got married Would that be cool? U make me so confused The beautiful ones U always seem 2 lose Baby, baby, Baby, baby, Baby, baby, Baby, What's it gonna be baby? Do u want him? Or do u want me? Cause I want u Said I want u Tell me, babe Do u want me? I gotta know, I gotta know Do u want me? Baby, baby, baby Listen 2 me I may not know where I'm going (babe) I said I may not know what I need One thing, one thing's 4 certain baby I know what I want, yeah and if it please u baby please u, baby I'm begging down on my knees I want u Yes I do Baby, baby, baby, baby I want you Yes I do | |
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