Does anyone remember the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey from SNL? With the serene backgrounds and peaceful voiced readings? Funny stuff.

Some silly ones:

"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you."

"When you're a 10 year old kid walking to school and a car drives by through a puddle and splashes you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school that way or go home and change and be late for school. So while he was deciding, I drove by and splashed him again."

"If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started."

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man."

"It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight."

"For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out."

"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway."

yeah, i remember...

man what the hell has happened to that show,terrible

crazyhorse said:

Yeah, that show has always been madly cyclical.

"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you."


:Lol:

I love you, Muse/Elevation! That particular Jack Handey quote is my mantra these days.

wordz said:

I think I shall barrow that one dear Wordz! :LOL:

One of my favs.




"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."

Why do I think you've actually done this, Twisted?

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been there...i love those deep thoughts


this is my favorite off all i think...





If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.



:LOL:

we need more of him in our lives

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TwIsTeDmInD said:

Well that explains the near incident this morning! Man Twist I almost tripped over that damned thing!





Whats the big idea? Save the knives for school would ya?:

or the one where he got to the meaning of the word 'mankind' by breaking it down into its components: 'mank' and 'ind'

Sorry Muse, but I had a lot of stress last night. Hey, make sure no one broke anything at the next org get together. I had a lot of trips to make last night.