sinisterpentatonic said:

:pimpslap:

INSATIABLE said:

:bitchslap:

sinisterpentatonic said:

what-EVER!

INSATIABLE said:

Throw a tampax at him!

INSATIABLE said:

Puuuhleeze

applekisses said:

Just make sure it's still in the wrapper!

CAMILLE4U said:

and there go the last few shreds of any possibility of me being bisexual...

sinisterpentatonic said:

YOU ARE JUST WRONG!

OK...that really bites ass ...sorry girl...you need a ???

cborgman said:

LOL Sorry

CAMILLE4U said:

no prob. s'ok. your pic made me all better

pejman said:

I get really horny,but it would be WAY to messy

Sweeny79 said:

yeah... I wouldn't want to have to deal with that!

INSATIABLE said:

I have a bottle of 1001 stain remover. Now let's get it on!

Just kiddin honey's

CAMILLE4U said:

lol... I honestly give props to men/women tolerant of the mess and the concept!

I tried doing it once... and I won't continue that story! kthx!

CAMILLE4U said:

man, you are red are really a good match. ya'll sooo are. the only problem is neither of you would ever leave the house, you would be too busy all the time.

well thanks for turning this into a jokefest. if anyone really cares, i made a gyno appt for friday at 3:30--i'm totally freaked out-thanks to those who actually did post serious responses.

purplegypsy said:

sorry. let us know what he says.

cborgman said:

Honestly Chris, Me and Red have similar tastes in sex but as well as that she is just the most wonderful person. When I talk to her I don't care bout anything else, the world, my problems, she is just magic. One of best friends in life.

purplegypsy said:

it's gonna be okay, sweetie. it's actually quite common... the older I get, the more irregular mine get. the pill is my doctor's solution. I just haven't gotten on it yet.

we're glad you're taking action, though. you can never be too sure when it comes to the womanly areas!

AnotherLoverToo said:

Or you might find a nice doc who's liberal with the free samples that pharmaceutical companies distribute. I know someone who was able to do the "poor college student" thing and get her pills free from her doctor.

PS Sorry purplegypsy 4 thread jacking.

purplegypsy said:

Good for you...don't freak out honey...it could just be your body doing something goofy. Don't think the worst and please keep us posted...I'll worry about you if I don't hear anything.

purplegypsy said:

applekisses said:

yes indeed. here, i googled up something for ya. please see your doc, dear:
Endometriosis
Endometriosis, a cause of female infertility, is a condition in which endometrial tissue, the tissue that lines the inside of the uterus, grows outside the uterus and attaches to other organs in the abdominal cavity such as the ovaries and fallopian tubes. Endometriosis is a progressive disease that tends to get worse over time and can reoccur after treatment. Symptoms include painful menstrual periods, abnormal menstrual bleeding and pain during or after sexual intercourse.

The endometrial tissue outside your uterus responds to your menstrual cycle hormones the same way the tissue inside your uterus responds - it swells and thickens, then sheds to mark the beginning of the next cycle. The blood that is shed from the endometrial tissue in your abdominal cavity has no place to go, resulting in pools of blood causing an inflammation that forms scar tissue. The scar tissue can block the fallopian tubes or interfere with ovulation. Another result of endometriosis is the formation of ovarian cysts called endometrioma that may also interfere with ovulation.

The cause of endometriosis is unknown though there are a few theories that suggest possible causes. One theory suggests that during menstruation, some of the menstrual tissue backs up through the fallopian tubes into the abdomen where it implants and grows. Another theory indicates that it is a genetic birth abnormality in which endometrial cells develop outside the uterus during fetal development.

A laparoscopy, an outpatient surgical procedure, is necessary to confirm a diagnosis of endometriosis after a medical history review and pelvic exam. After the initial diagnosis, your physician will classify your condition as stage 1 (minimal), stage 2 (mild), stage 3 (moderate) or stage 4 (extensive) based on the amount of scarring and diseased tissue found. Based on the stage of endometriosis, your physician will determine the best treatment plan for you which may include medication or surgery, or a combination of both

from: http://www.ivf.com/endohtml.html

oh gosh...I hope it's not this...

applekisses said:

well i went to the appt yesterday and as expected the dr. advised i go on the pill for 2 months (i'm not thrilled. my 36 D boobs are going to grow and i'm going to turn into even more of a bitch on wheels) - she said she didn't see anything wrong--then again, she couldn't do a "pap smear" b/c I'm still ragging it! So i started the dreaded pill today and she said my period should stop. She said everything "up there" looks ok though nd that it's probably stress-related...i guess i'm ok. i'm wondering if i should go for a second opinion?
[This message was edited Sat Jul 26 14:13:51 PDT 2003 by purplegypsy]

get to a hospital!

purplegypsy said:

I'm glad to hear that you are on the road to recovery.

Keep us posted on how big your boobs get.