Washington, D.C. - This weekend the District of Columbia fell under meteorological attack and the nation's capital has been crippled. "Several inches of snow have fallen on the DC area and more snow is on the way," reported the local NBC television station.
On CNN's Late Edition, Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge refused to speculate on possible causes of the siege. Ridge stated: "We can either be afraid, or we can be ready. America chooses to be ready."
The Homeland Security Agency has the national terror alert at orange, the second-highest level, for the foreseeable future, and if needed, will be raised to red in hopes that its glow will melt the ice and snow.
Pentagon officials have openly speculated that one man is behind the terror that has immobilized the American capital. "Only one man has the technology to grasp Washington in his icy clutch: Mr. Ten Below himself, the Snow Miser."
The State Department issued a release which stated: "We have incontrovertible evidence that the Snow Miser is an Al-Qaeda operative." The report also stated, "It is no coincidence that this white powder was targeted on the nation's capital."
When reached for comment, Snow Miser replied, "I have no involvement with the situation in Washington. The climate there turned cold back when the Republicans took control."

The Snow Miser was arrested, but subsequently released for the 1936 New York Blizzard Attack.

:LOL:

They call me Snow Miser...whatever I touch...turns to snow in my clutch...I'm too much He's Mr Ice Cicle...he's Mr Snow...he's Mr. (I forget) He's Mr 10 below


It was a year without a Santa Claus Gotta be one of my favorites!! :LOL:


Thanks Twisted for good memories!!

I gotta find the lyrics to this song now!!

Don't forget HEAT MISER too...

He's Mr Heat Miser, he's Mr Sun...he's Mr Heat Blister...he's Mr hundred and one...They call me Heat Miser..whatever I touch...starts to melt in my clutch...I'm too much!! :LOL:

Gotta love those songs.

Dude i just saw him coming out the 7-11 3 days ago,hmmm...

Dont worry peeps he wont be around for long snow adventually melts.

Paisley said:

What does "adventually" mean?

snow miser, rocks!
heat miser will even things out though. maaan, i loved these shows when i was little.

Snow Miser just had a bad childhood. Thats all