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I've got loads of TV channels! Like most pretentious people, I always tell people that I "hardly ever watch TV" and I tell my friends how crap TV is all the time.
However, today I got a digital cable TV service set up at home. Purely for the news you understand, the political shows. Mmm I've gone from a mere 5 channels to hundreds of channels of shit to choose from... at the flick of a button I could be watching a "Knight Rider" or "Taxi" re-run - just like that. That my friends, is real power! I think I'll need a few days off work... so many ads I haven't seen, so much imported American crap I've yet to see! I've just found a channel that seems to special in "Judge Judy" and "Cops" and "America's Most Dangerous Carchases" 24/7. Boy, I can see my money was well-spent already! | |
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I am a pretentious prick and I must say that television sucks rhino balls. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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give it a month and u will b fed up of it...i only have digital purely for these purposes:
The Simpsons Cnn manga night on Sci Fi Radio Channels: Jazz FM, Solar Radio, 1Xtra Film 4 and the 10 minute teaser on The Fantasy Channel  | |
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IceNine said: I am a pretentious prick and I must say that television sucks rhino balls.
Yeah man, it's like, so puerile! Mmm now back to Ren & Stimpy... | |
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Ardeo said: give it a month and u will b fed up of it...i only have digital purely for these purposes:
The Simpsons Cnn manga night on Sci Fi Radio Channels: Jazz FM, Solar Radio, 1Xtra Film 4 and the 10 minute teaser on The Fantasy Channel I'm already sick of it after only a few hours 
Still at least I can get RTE Radio, a taste of home and all that. | |
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I absolutely love my digital cable. I love the Sundance and IFC channels. My only problem is I can't watch everything I want because they always come on at the same time and I have to choose. That sucks | |
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Oh ian, you're so lucky. All that crap at the touch of a button. At the moment, I'm glued to 'America's Dumbest Snails', re-runs of 'Spenser For Hire', 'The New Adventures Of The Little House On The Prairie', 'TJ Hooker - The Golden Years', 'God We Worship You Cos You're Great - Now Give Us Your Money, Peasants!' and 1980 editions of 'Crossroads'. I love TV! | |
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Janfriend said: I absolutely love my digital cable. I love the Sundance and IFC channels. My only problem is I can't watch everything I want because they always come on at the same time and I have to choose. That sucks
get a TiVo... ...but i only use mine for MP3's  | |
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I'm scanning for the 24 hour Diff'rent Strokes channel... I think my cable company must have forgot it!  | |
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Ardeo said: Janfriend said: I absolutely love my digital cable. I love the Sundance and IFC channels. My only problem is I can't watch everything I want because they always come on at the same time and I have to choose. That sucks
get a TiVo... ...but i only use mine for MP3's Isn't tivo really expensive? | |
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Different Strokes...
Trouble. Channel 600 and something | |
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Janfriend said: Ardeo said: Janfriend said: I absolutely love my digital cable. I love the Sundance and IFC channels. My only problem is I can't watch everything I want because they always come on at the same time and I have to choose. That sucks
get a TiVo... ...but i only use mine for MP3's Isn't tivo really expensive? Ah they're not too expensive nowadays... getting a lot cheaper. I really wanna get rid of my VCR... | |
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Janfriend said: Ardeo said: Janfriend said: I absolutely love my digital cable. I love the Sundance and IFC channels. My only problem is I can't watch everything I want because they always come on at the same time and I have to choose. That sucks
get a TiVo... ...but i only use mine for MP3's Isn't tivo really expensive? about £200-£300 here...more if u buy it with the subscription | |
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Ardeo said: Janfriend said: Ardeo said: Janfriend said: I absolutely love my digital cable. I love the Sundance and IFC channels. My only problem is I can't watch everything I want because they always come on at the same time and I have to choose. That sucks
get a TiVo... ...but i only use mine for MP3's Isn't tivo really expensive? about £200-£300 here...more if u buy it with the subscription hmmm, then it's probably more in American dollars... | |
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ian said: I've just found a channel that seems to special in "Judge Judy"
Do you mean judge Julie (Julie Strain) from Sex Court? She is sooo cool. Even though she´s in her fourties she still kicks alien ass and knocks down evil ninjas with her breasts in cheezy action movies. What really makes her cool though, is that she´s a lot brighter and a million times funnier than all of her colleagues in the "erotica" business. So I wouldn´t exactly say no thanks to a channel like that. | |
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IceNine said: I am a pretentious prick.
 "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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How many porno channels do you get? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: I am a pretentious prick.
Just keep whistlin' while you can, sister! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Vibrator said: ian said: I've just found a channel that seems to special in "Judge Judy"
Do you mean judge Julie (Julie Strain) from Sex Court? She is sooo cool. Even though she´s in her fourties she still kicks alien ass and knocks down evil ninjas with her breasts in cheezy action movies. What really makes her cool though, is that she´s a lot brighter and a million times funnier than all of her colleagues in the "erotica" business. So I wouldn´t exactly say no thanks to a channel like that. No, he doesn't mean Judge Julie from Sex Court, you freak! Sex Court sucks ass. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: I am a pretentious prick.
Just keep whistlin' while you can, sister!  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Vibrator said: ian said: I've just found a channel that seems to special in "Judge Judy"
Do you mean judge Julie (Julie Strain) from Sex Court? She is sooo cool. Even though she´s in her fourties she still kicks alien ass and knocks down evil ninjas with her breasts in cheezy action movies. What really makes her cool though, is that she´s a lot brighter and a million times funnier than all of her colleagues in the "erotica" business. So I wouldn´t exactly say no thanks to a channel like that. Shut the fuck up, you geek! Why the hell did you tell people a dark secret like that! Some hobbeys and interests are better kept hidden. | |
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Vibrator said: Vibrator said: ian said: I've just found a channel that seems to special in "Judge Judy"
Do you mean judge Julie (Julie Strain) from Sex Court? She is sooo cool. Even though she´s in her fourties she still kicks alien ass and knocks down evil ninjas with her breasts in cheezy action movies. What really makes her cool though, is that she´s a lot brighter and a million times funnier than all of her colleagues in the "erotica" business. So I wouldn´t exactly say no thanks to a channel like that. Shut the fuck up, you geek! Why the hell did you tell people a dark secret like that! Some hobbeys and interests are better kept hidden. If that's your big dark secret then, oh, ...  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Vibrator said: Vibrator said: ian said: I've just found a channel that seems to special in "Judge Judy"
Do you mean judge Julie (Julie Strain) from Sex Court? She is sooo cool. Even though she´s in her fourties she still kicks alien ass and knocks down evil ninjas with her breasts in cheezy action movies. What really makes her cool though, is that she´s a lot brighter and a million times funnier than all of her colleagues in the "erotica" business. So I wouldn´t exactly say no thanks to a channel like that. Shut the fuck up, you geek! Why the hell did you tell people a dark secret like that! Some hobbeys and interests are better kept hidden. If that's your big dark secret then, oh, ... I wish it was. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: If that's your big dark secret then, oh, ... By the way, this will teach you not to snore at my comments:  | |
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Vibrator said: minneapolisgenius said: If that's your big dark secret then, oh, ... By the way, this will teach you not to snore at my comments: Only I can use that chair and you know that! 
Plus, I am immune to it anyway.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Vibrator said: minneapolisgenius said: If that's your big dark secret then, oh, ... By the way, this will teach you not to snore at my comments: Only I can use that chair and you know that!
Plus, I am immune to it anyway. No you´re not. Just look at you. You´re all swollen and green and your tongue is hanging out even. | |
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Vibrator said: minneapolisgenius said: Vibrator said: minneapolisgenius said: If that's your big dark secret then, oh, ... By the way, this will teach you not to snore at my comments: Only I can use that chair and you know that!
Plus, I am immune to it anyway. No you´re not. Just look at you. You´re all swollen and green and your tongue is hanging out even. That's not even me! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: That's not even me! Ouch! Now you´re turning yellow and getting all red-eyed. You better seek medical assistance. | |
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Vibrator said: minneapolisgenius said: That's not even me! Ouch! Now you´re turning yellow and getting all red-eyed. You better seek medical assistance. I look like that all the time, and... we have sucessfully jacked Ian's thread. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: I look like that all the time, and... we have sucessfully jacked Ian's thread.  Yes! The ultimate scalp! | |
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