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Have you ever sneezed and had an accident if any kind? Pray tell. | |
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2day, I was on a train asleep, I sneezed and banged my head against the window. | |
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 I sneezed this norning and only 2 people know what happened. | |
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irresistibleb1tch said:  | |
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Me and three friends were eating breakfast one morning (i was around 12 or 13) and I sneezed, the boog shot out of my nose and hit right on the table! One of those moments that haunt you even as an adult. Even when someone starts a thread 24 years later. Gives new meaning to the term Snot Rocket
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jthad1129 said: Me and three friends were eating breakfast one morning (i was around 12 or 13) and I sneezed, the boog shot out of my nose and hit right on the table! One of those moments that haunt you even as an adult. Even when someone starts a thread 24 years later. Gives new meaning to the term Snot Rocket
that one might just beat the other one i've heard about, where a girl lost her tampon while sneezing. at least it didn't land on the table (god, i HOPE not!) | |
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how about have ya ever "snarted"... u know sneeze and farted?...  | |
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Finess said: how about have ya ever "snarted"... u know sneeze and farted?...
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A friend of mine fancied a guy for ages, who caught the same bus as her...they eyed each other up for months, but both were too shy to say anything. One day my friend decided to do something about it and was going to say Hello to him, the next time he got on the bus.
It so happened she had a cold and when she said hello to him and caught his attention she sneezed and a big snot bubble blew out of her nose. She made damn sure she never caught the same bus as him again. | |
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NotzotAdumot said: A friend of mine fancied a guy for ages, who caught the same bus as her...they eyed each other up for months, but both were too shy to say anything. One day my friend decided to do something about it and was going to say Hello to him, the next time he got on the bus.
It so happened she had a cold and when she said hello to him and caught his attention she sneezed and a big snot bubble blew out of her nose. She made damn sure she never caught the same bus as him again. Damn! That's tragic. What a rotten bit of luck! NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: NotzotAdumot said: A friend of mine fancied a guy for ages, who caught the same bus as her...they eyed each other up for months, but both were too shy to say anything. One day my friend decided to do something about it and was going to say Hello to him, the next time he got on the bus.
It so happened she had a cold and when she said hello to him and caught his attention she sneezed and a big snot bubble blew out of her nose. She made damn sure she never caught the same bus as him again. Damn! That's tragic. What a rotten bit of luck! It was, she was devastated. | |
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NotzotAdumot said: CAMILLE4U said: NotzotAdumot said: A friend of mine fancied a guy for ages, who caught the same bus as her...they eyed each other up for months, but both were too shy to say anything. One day my friend decided to do something about it and was going to say Hello to him, the next time he got on the bus.
It so happened she had a cold and when she said hello to him and caught his attention she sneezed and a big snot bubble blew out of her nose. She made damn sure she never caught the same bus as him again. Damn! That's tragic. What a rotten bit of luck! It was, she was devastated. Did she cry, if so I'm here  NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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Once I sneezed and snapped a tight choker necklace I was wearing and all the beads scattered across the floor | |
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CAMILLE4U said: NotzotAdumot said: CAMILLE4U said: NotzotAdumot said: A friend of mine fancied a guy for ages, who caught the same bus as her...they eyed each other up for months, but both were too shy to say anything. One day my friend decided to do something about it and was going to say Hello to him, the next time he got on the bus.
It so happened she had a cold and when she said hello to him and caught his attention she sneezed and a big snot bubble blew out of her nose. She made damn sure she never caught the same bus as him again. Damn! That's tragic. What a rotten bit of luck! It was, she was devastated. Did she cry, if so I'm here I havent spoken to her in ages, I must look her up sometime. | |
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NotzotAdumot said: Once I sneezed and snapped a tight choker necklace I was wearing and all the beads scattered across the floor
That must of been a little embarasing! NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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Totally | |
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One time I had the most wicked cold. I was congested and coughing and probably on the verge of bronchitis. So I came in from the warehouse to the front register to bring the cashier a book and after the customer left we chatted for a few minutes. There were 2 girls there and a sneeze came upon me in an instant. I didn't have time to grab a kleenex and BAM!...i sneezed and this giant snot trail flew out my nose and ran down my lip to my chin!!!
The look of shock and and the "huh" that came out of their mouths was the funniest damn thing I have ever seen. I started cracking up and they did too. It was horrible but funny as hell. 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I have also snarted. I have also snshat before too! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I have also snarted. I have also snshat before too!
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I am known to sneeze while... 
WEIRD! | |
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NotzotAdumot said: Once I sneezed and snapped a tight choker necklace I was wearing and all the beads scattered across the floor
Wow, that´s body power for you. Good thing you didn´t snart. Then your panties might have flown off too. | |
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jthad1129 said: Me and three friends were eating breakfast one morning (i was around 12 or 13) and I sneezed, the boog shot out of my nose and hit right on the table! One of those moments that haunt you even as an adult. Even when someone starts a thread 24 years later. Gives new meaning to the term Snot Rocket
Oh, totally. I remember being a little younger than that, and going to get into a friend's (parent's) car, and sneezing, and blew this major snot rocket onto the car door. Really, truly horrid, and I still remember it with complete clarity. | |
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