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Thread started 07/20/03 5:25am

CAMILLE4U

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A usful list of excuses

01. She told me she was 16 officer

02. Her heart

stoped, I was trying to pump the blood around her body

03. This poor girl has really painful constipation, I was atempting to clear the blockage

04. We were just trying to get an all over tan and I stoof up, triped, and fell in2 her!

05. I think a snake took a bite of the end of my cock, she was just sucking it to make sure there is no venom.

06. Wibble lah blah Leo Sayer wee wee blah blub mad!

07. Augh, what, I was asleep, shes taking advantage of my unconscious state

08. She's a 30 year old dwarf!

09. She keep chucking up her medicen so I'm trying to get it into her blood stream another way, this is just the most comfortable way 2 push it up!

10. It's not an underaged girl, it's Janet Cranky "Fan dabby dosie"

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[This message was edited Sun Jul 20 5:25:49 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U]

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