I is out ta be educated in dis Institution o Higher Loynin
callded Prince.Org. So besides the obvious names;
TEACHER
THERAPY
PURPLEJACKSON9 (da head misteriss)

I is lookin fo udders dat might wanna fine da nitch.

You is can apply fo a pah-zition as a pervayor o knowlege
Jes pick a class you wanna teach and specify why you is
da bes canidate fo dat spot.



I IS A POE-FESSIONAL STUDENT
I is spend my life in da persuit o knowin shit.
To dat end, i has been said ta be ovah qualified fo most o
da shit i do. Derefo am i qualified to continually do NUTTIN...

knowledge
candidate

SPELLINGS

I's a goods speller.

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

da 'd's is silent

pejman said:

Fuckin hell...

i can teach what i know about Guerilla Warfare and cooking Omelettes

Y'all is got ta put in some betta applications den dis...
Shit, da only one dat is sound even inter-stin is da
Magilla WarFare and Om-lets. You is need ta do alots
betta den dat if you is gonna gits ahead in da worl.
I is need ta be seein some resumes an shit, hear 'bout
some qualifications.