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for all you Tequila drinkers The Best Tequila Ever!
> A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a > bottle laying in the street. Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a Genie. The > Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you > one wish, anything you want." > The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila." > Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so > make me piss tequila." > The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets home he gets a > glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at the glass and it's > clear. Looks like tequila. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So, > he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted. > The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!" > She comes running down the hall and the Mexican takes another glass out > of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is tequila.? > Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best > tequila she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night. > The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to > get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. > The result is the same, the tequila is excellent and the couple drink > until the sun comes up. > Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home and tells his > wife, > "Consuelo grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink tequila." > His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The > Mexican begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks > him, > "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?" > Pancho raised the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink > from the bottle!!" Capo Bistone of The NO AFFILIATION TO AN ORG MAFIA Mafia | |
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I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me | |
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any good jokes for the number 1 rated vodka?
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pejman said: any good jokes for the number 1 rated vodka?
i'm all out. forced to drink... beer! oh, the humanity! | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: pejman said: any good jokes for the number 1 rated vodka?
i'm all out. forced to drink... beer! oh, the humanity! beer!!! I haven't had that since the eighties.. -------------------------------------------------
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pejman said:
beer!!! I haven't had that since the eighties.. i know, but i was desperate... i'll try not to let it happen again (note to self... go by licka stowe tonight...) | |
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Lorena Bobbitt's sister Luella was arrested yesterday for an alleged
attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition and Luella has been charged with a misdewiener. *********************************************
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irresistibleb1tch said: pejman said:
beer!!! I haven't had that since the eighties.. i know, but i was desperate... i'll try not to let it happen again (note to self... go by licka stowe tonight...) next time you will get yourself a -------------------------------------------------
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Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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