Stepped in the room
it was filled with gloom
steenky feet
and yella teef
them two right there
just don't give a care
cause the meat
is, oh sheet...da beef!!!

There once was a man from peru
Who fell asleep in his canoe
he was dreaming of venus
and pulled out his penis
and woke up with
a hand full of goo.
[This message was edited Fri Jul 18 16:03:08 PDT 2003 by sinisterpentatonic]