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For being guilty of something so hideous it cannot be mentioned... REDFEATHERS, I sentence you to a lifetime of wearing plain, turquoise sandals. Cloudbuster, I sentence you to four months of having your cock constantly stuck up Christopher Biggins' arse. irresistibleb1tch, I sentence you to seven years of washing Dame Judi Dench's underwear. Lleena, I sentence you to a listening booth where you'll be forced to listen to NEWS backwards for 8 days solid. althom, I sentence you to three years in the Prince: Music and More forum, where you'll not be allowed to venture into any other forum. Therapy, I sentence you to a four-year stint as a backing singer for The Osmonds Re-union Tour. Anybody else like to sentence an Orger? _____ [This message was edited Tue Jul 15 8:51:56 PDT 2003 by Haystack] | |
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Haystack I sentence you to three days a week for the rest of your dispicable life going down on Ann Widdecombe. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Haystack I sentence you to three days a week for the rest of your dispicable life going down on Ann Widdecombe.
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JDINTERACTIVE I sentence you to just 20 minutes locked in a darkened room with me. | |
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EvilWhiteMale, Icenine, and Chemmie I sentence you to 24 hours of watching the care bears on a loop untill you get happy. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Ian I sentence you to having to put up with whiny people who think their rights have been violated day in and day out.
oh... wait... Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: EvilWhiteMale, Icenine, and Chemmie I sentence you to 24 hours of watching the care bears on a loop untill you get happy.
 Followed by 48 hours of 'My Little Pony'. | |
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cborgman wrote:
EvilWhiteMale, Icenine, and Chemmie I sentence you to 24 hours of watching the care bears on a loop untill you get happy. Hey, what did I ever do to you?  "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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Cloudbuster wrote:
:lol:Followed by 48 hours of 'My Little Pony'. No, see that'll just make me PsychoticWhiteMale. People will die.  "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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Cloudbuster said: Haystack I sentence you to three days a week for the rest of your dispicable life going down on Ann Widdecombe.
You bastard! For that, your sentence is now extended to a whole year. | |
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Cloudbuster said: JDINTERACTIVE I sentence you to just 20 minutes locked in a darkened room with me.
No such crime should warrant such a sentence!  | |
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INSATIABLE said:
INSATIABLE, I sentence you to clipping old men's toenails for four hours a day, every day throughout 2003 and 2004. | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: Cloudbuster wrote:
:lol:Followed by 48 hours of 'My Little Pony'. No, see that'll just make me PsychoticWhiteMale. People will die.
i suppose it would be a little on the cruel and unusual side Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Haystack said: Cloudbuster said: Haystack I sentence you to three days a week for the rest of your dispicable life going down on Ann Widdecombe.
You bastard! For that, your sentence is now extended to a whole year. You witch.
For that you can make it three successive days. | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: Cloudbuster wrote:
:lol:Followed by 48 hours of 'My Little Pony'. No, see that'll just make me PsychoticWhiteMale. People will die. Excellent! | |
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Christopher-I hereby sentence U 2 having a decent haircut until 2008. | |
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cborgman said: EvilWhiteMale, Icenine, and Chemmie I sentence you to 24 hours of watching the care bears on a loop untill you get happy.
Hey... I am extraordinarily happy most of the time! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Christopher-I hereby sentence U 2 having a decent haircut until 2008.
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Cloudbuster said: JDINTERACTIVE I sentence you to just 20 minutes locked in a darkened room with me.
No such crime should warrant such a sentence! Nonsense. You'd love every second. | |
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Cloudbuster i sentence you to having sex with women for a month [This message was edited Tue Jul 15 10:04:08 PDT 2003 by cborgman] Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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I sentence sinisterpentatonic to listen to nothing but Britney Fucking Spears and watch nothing but Reese Witherspoon movies until he decides to get his ass to NJ!
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Haystack I sentence you to a year of posting only serious no-fun threads in the P&R forum. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: Cloudbuster i sentence you to having sex with women for a month
[This message was edited Tue Jul 15 10:04:08 PDT 2003 by cborgman] That's a great sentence. I actually do have sex with women. | |
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Cloudbuster said: cborgman said: Cloudbuster i sentence you to having sex with women for a month
[This message was edited Tue Jul 15 10:04:08 PDT 2003 by cborgman] That's a great sentence. I actually do have sex with women.oh, damn it, i have failed. i thought you were gay all this time. well... crap. okay, your sentence is now Supa's SupafunkysexyOrgangrinder (or something ot that effect) you are sentenced to a month of only having sex with women Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: Cloudbuster said: cborgman said: Cloudbuster i sentence you to having sex with women for a month
[This message was edited Tue Jul 15 10:04:08 PDT 2003 by cborgman] That's a great sentence. I actually do have sex with women.oh, damn it, i have failed. i thought you were gay all this time. well... crap. okay, your sentence is now Supa's SupafunkysexyOrgangrinder (or something ot that effect) you are sentenced to a month of only having sex with women He'll fucking hate that!
In case you were wondering, I'm actually bi. | |
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Cloudbuster said: cborgman said: Cloudbuster said: cborgman said: Cloudbuster i sentence you to having sex with women for a month
[This message was edited Tue Jul 15 10:04:08 PDT 2003 by cborgman] That's a great sentence. I actually do have sex with women.oh, damn it, i have failed. i thought you were gay all this time. well... crap. okay, your sentence is now Supa's SupafunkysexyOrgangrinder (or something ot that effect) you are sentenced to a month of only having sex with women He'll fucking hate that!
In case you were wondering, I'm actually bi. well, thank you so much for letting me know AFTER you ruined a bloody good sentence. just for that... Cloudbuster i sentence you to 3 years of not having sex with ANYONE, ya no-telling bastid! so there...  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Cloudbuster said: cborgman said: Cloudbuster said: cborgman said: Cloudbuster i sentence you to having sex with women for a month
[This message was edited Tue Jul 15 10:04:08 PDT 2003 by cborgman] That's a great sentence. I actually do have sex with women.oh, damn it, i have failed. i thought you were gay all this time. well... crap. okay, your sentence is now Supa's SupafunkysexyOrgangrinder (or something ot that effect) you are sentenced to a month of only having sex with women He'll fucking hate that!
In case you were wondering, I'm actually bi. and there's nothing wrong with that...  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Cloudbuster said: cborgman said: Cloudbuster said: cborgman said: Cloudbuster i sentence you to having sex with women for a month
[This message was edited Tue Jul 15 10:04:08 PDT 2003 by cborgman] That's a great sentence. I actually do have sex with women.oh, damn it, i have failed. i thought you were gay all this time. well... crap. okay, your sentence is now Supa's SupafunkysexyOrgangrinder (or something ot that effect) you are sentenced to a month of only having sex with women He'll fucking hate that!
In case you were wondering, I'm actually bi. and there's nothing wrong with that...  | |
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