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My WEDDING's in 3 days!!!!!!! Married in three days...  [This message was edited Wed Jul 16 16:20:18 PDT 2003 by KingSausage] "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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this is a wonderful time for you, always to be remembered!  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said:
this is a wonderful time for you, always to be remembered! It won't be hard to remember with all this new credit card debt...  "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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KingSausage said: INSATIABLE said:
this is a wonderful time for you, always to be remembered! It won't be hard to remember with all this new credit card debt... 
fuck it! it's worth it! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: KingSausage said: INSATIABLE said:
this is a wonderful time for you, always to be remembered! It won't be hard to remember with all this new credit card debt...
fuck it! it's worth it! It better be...I could've had myself a Segway!!! "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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Segway, Schmegway you are making one big decision, Congrats!
You are smart enough to know whether she's the one. 
Rock On | |
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congrats!!! where 's the honeymoon? -------------------------------------------------
MENACE TO SOBRIETY  | |
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Slave2daGroove said: Segway, Schmegway you are making one big decision, Congrats!
You are smart enough to know whether she's the one.
Rock On http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=55389 - edit | |
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pejman said: congrats!!! where 's the honeymoon?
New Orleans. "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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Are you going to play 'Wedding Feast' at any point?
Enjoy! | |
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Therapy said: Are you going to play 'Wedding Feast' at any point?
Enjoy! Yes. And it's going to be followed by my wife using a funnel to pour boiling Get Wild perfume straight down my asshole.  "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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Good stuff KS, hope it all goes smoothly and you get through the whole think without any nervous breakdowns etc 
I presume your racist auntie isn't gonna make it, what with the Mark Twain lookalike competition etc That cracks me up... | |
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ian said: Good stuff KS, hope it all goes smoothly and you get through the whole think without any nervous breakdowns etc
At first I thought you missed my sarcasm and were actually wishing the perfume pour smoothly up my asshole.
I presume your racist auntie isn't gonna make it, what with the Mark Twain lookalike competition etc
That cracks me up...She won't be coming. But she did send us $100! I'm still pissed about the Hemingway lookalike contest, though. If it were Twain, I might let it slide. "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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i remember you
from the beginning filthy sewer mouth kept me grinning and now your giving a shot to tying that sausage knot and end a legacy of sausage sinning = = = = = = = = = = = D all the best my friend | |
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shausler said: i remember you
from the beginning filthy sewer mouth kept me grinning and now your giving a shot to tying that sausage knot and end a legacy of sausage sinning = = = = = = = = = = = D all the best my friend That's one of my all-time favorite .Org posts, instantly. Thanks! Although "sausage knot" does make me wince! "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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KingSausage said: Married in three days...
I guess it's too late to run. | |
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althom said: KingSausage said: Married in three days...
I guess it's too late to run. Althom goddammit, your suppose to encourage the man and assure him that everything is going to be alright.  | |
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Paisley said: althom said: KingSausage said: Married in three days...
I guess it's too late to run. Althom goddammit, your suppose to encourage the man and assure him that everything is going to be alright. Errr...right!  | |
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althom said: Paisley said: althom said: KingSausage said: Married in three days...
I guess it's too late to run. Althom goddammit, your suppose to encourage the man and assure him that everything is going to be alright. Errr...right! Your a evil little bitch ya know that? :LOL: | |
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Paisley said: althom said: Paisley said: althom said: KingSausage said: Married in three days...
I guess it's too late to run. Althom goddammit, your suppose to encourage the man and assure him that everything is going to be alright. Errr...right! Your a evil little bitch ya know that? :LOL: | |
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So, where the Hell is my invitation? | |
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3 days?!  Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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OneMoJam said: So, where the Hell is my invitation?
indeed fedex i would imagine | |
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EXCELLENT NEWS MY FRIEND! BEST WISHES ON YOUR MARVELOUS JOURNEY OF LOOOVVEE
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Run, muthafucka! Run! 3 days. . .that's plenty of time to dissapear into a foreign land where nobody will ever suspect you were going to do something as silly and backwards as getting married.
Ahem. Sorry. What I meant was, congratulations, and I hope your marriage is as happy as mine is: very. | |
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i wish
you the best! congratulations!  | |
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DON'T DO IT!!!  "I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Giving leaders enough power to create "social justice" is giving them enough power to destroy all justice, all freedom, and all human dignity." - Thomas Sowell | |
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Congrats KS...wish I could make it 
Time to get that scanner so we can see your honeymoon pics! | |
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congrats! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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CarrieLee said: Congrats KS...wish I could make it
Time to get that scanner so we can see your honeymoon pics! Yeah...it's too bad you and WB couldn't make it. But we'll meet someday, I promise! I'll have lots of pics to show you guys... "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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