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Thread started 07/15/03 11:13pm

sinisterpentat
onic

Jesus returns..

and he's playing basketball with the kiddies. What a slacker! You'd think he would have better things to do, like resurrecting the dead or providing us salvation.

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Reply #1 posted 07/15/03 11:14pm

INSATIABLE

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fatalbert
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #2 posted 07/15/03 11:15pm

althom

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Those aren't regulation sneekers he has on...get him off the court now! mad
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Reply #3 posted 07/15/03 11:36pm

sinisterpentat
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Oh snap he plays professionally too! omg
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Reply #4 posted 07/15/03 11:57pm

sinisterpentat
onic

althom said:

Those aren't regulation sneekers he has on...get him off the court now! mad


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Reply #5 posted 07/16/03 12:51am

JDINTERACTIVE



shit! OK! shake
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Reply #6 posted 07/16/03 1:07am

sinisterpentat
onic



You guys are so gonna burn in eternal hellfire.
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Reply #7 posted 07/16/03 1:18am

sinisterpentat
onic



I would like to play a song for you my children,



I saw a friend of mine 2day
In an ad sayin' what would do my body good
I told him he was wasting time I say
If God wanted milk in me
The breast I suck would have a line around the hood

No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity
No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me
It's why I don't eat red meat or white fish
Don't give me no blue cheese
We're all members of the animal kingdom
Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea

Animal, animal kingdom {x2}

Who told us we should eat the swine?
U can bet your final money it damn sure wasn't no friend of mine
What about the clams on the shore?
Souls in progress, here come the fisherman - soul no more

No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity
(Nurses past, oh yeah)
No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me
(Ever did a damn thing)
So I don't eat no red meat or white fish
Or funky, funky blue cheese
We're all members of the animal kingdom
Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea
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Reply #8 posted 07/16/03 5:18am

Sweeny79

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omg This is just wrong! mad
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #9 posted 07/16/03 5:19am

IceNine

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This is a great thread.
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A Lethal Dose of American Hatred
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Reply #10 posted 08/21/03 11:14pm

sinisterpentat
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HI Purplejackson! wave
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Reply #11 posted 08/21/03 11:19pm

SpcMs

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Jesus the driving instructor:
"It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."

My IQ is 139, what's yours?
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Reply #12 posted 08/21/03 11:20pm

SpcMs

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"It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."

My IQ is 139, what's yours?
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Reply #13 posted 08/21/03 11:23pm

PURPLEJACKSON9

Sorry. This thread gets a big fat 0 from me.
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Reply #14 posted 08/21/03 11:29pm

sinisterpentat
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PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

Sorry. This thread gets a big fat 0 from me.


sad
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Reply #15 posted 08/21/03 11:29pm

PURPLEJACKSON9

sinisterpentatonic said:

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

Sorry. This thread gets a big fat 0 from me.


sad

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Reply #16 posted 08/21/03 11:30pm

SpcMs

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PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

Sorry. This thread gets a big fat 0 from me.

That's not a very christian thing to do :d
"It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."

My IQ is 139, what's yours?
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Reply #17 posted 08/21/03 11:31pm

PURPLEJACKSON9

SpcMs said:

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

Sorry. This thread gets a big fat 0 from me.

That's not a very christian thing to do :d

How much you wanna be- I mean, sure it is in this case. :d
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Reply #18 posted 08/21/03 11:43pm

Paisley

SpcMs said:

Jesus the driving instructor:

falloff oh that's phucked-up.
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Reply #19 posted 08/22/03 6:54am

cborgman

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sinisterpentatonic said:



I would like to play a song for you my children,



I saw a friend of mine 2day
In an ad sayin' what would do my body good
I told him he was wasting time I say
If God wanted milk in me
The breast I suck would have a line around the hood

No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity
No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me
It's why I don't eat red meat or white fish
Don't give me no blue cheese
We're all members of the animal kingdom
Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea

Animal, animal kingdom {x2}

Who told us we should eat the swine?
U can bet your final money it damn sure wasn't no friend of mine
What about the clams on the shore?
Souls in progress, here come the fisherman - soul no more

No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity
(Nurses past, oh yeah)
No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing 2 me
(Ever did a damn thing)
So I don't eat no red meat or white fish
Or funky, funky blue cheese
We're all members of the animal kingdom
Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea



OKAY, SERIOUSLY, THAT is one of the FUNNIEST FUCKING posts i have ever read!!!

This thread is hilarious!
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #20 posted 08/22/03 6:56am

cborgman

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i just gave it 5 stars!
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #21 posted 08/22/03 7:01am

IceNine

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cborgman said:

i just gave it 5 stars!

I had to give this one a fiver too, Chris.

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A Lethal Dose of American Hatred
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Reply #22 posted 08/22/03 7:07am

Cloudbuster

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IceNine said:

cborgman said:

i just gave it 5 stars!

I had to give this one a fiver too, Chris.

biggrin


Me too. So why does it only have three? hmm
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Reply #23 posted 08/22/03 7:26am

cborgman

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Cloudbuster said:

IceNine said:

cborgman said:

i just gave it 5 stars!

I had to give this one a fiver too, Chris.

biggrin


Me too. So why does it only have three? hmm


people who find it offensive voted it with zeros
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #24 posted 08/22/03 8:12am

Chico319

omg

BLASPHEMY!!!

:NONO: pray



Sweeny79 said:

:OMG: This is just wrong! mad
nod highfive
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Reply #25 posted 08/22/03 8:14am

cborgman

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Chico319 said:

omg

BLASPHEMY!!!

:NONO: pray



Sweeny79 said:

:OMG: This is just wrong! mad
nod highfive



do you really think god has no sense of humor?
(not that I believe in him)
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #26 posted 08/22/03 8:16am

Ardeo

cborgman said:

Chico319 said:

omg

BLASPHEMY!!!

:NONO: pray



Sweeny79 said:

:OMG: This is just wrong! mad
nod highfive



do you really think god has no sense of humor?
(not that I believe in him)


oh yes...of course he does...why do u think he let George Bush become leader of the worlds most powerful country...he was having a laugh lol
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Reply #27 posted 08/22/03 8:16am

Chico319

I don't think for God. wink

It's me that has no sense of humour. Who was talking to you anyway? chair tease
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Reply #28 posted 08/22/03 8:17am

cborgman

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Chico319 said:

I don't think for God. wink

It's me that has no sense of humour. Who was talking to you anyway? chair tease


you, pooky
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #29 posted 08/22/03 8:17am

Chico319

Ardeo said:


oh yes...of course he does...why do u think he let George Bush become leader of the worlds most powerful country...he was having a laugh lol



falloff :LOL:
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