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You need this Then boy have I got a deal for you! We have plenty of specials today! Lets just go ahead and look around, shall we?
Lets start off with action figures! First off we have a action figure, of Sigmund Freud. Freud believed in the power of dreams. Now you can have barbie talk to him about it! Next up, we have Moses! It's well made, it's Biblical, and it's more fun than a golden calf! More to come! [This message was edited Tue Jul 15 15:33:55 PDT 2003 by TwIsTeDmInD] Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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Not yet!! Give me a minute... Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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Sticking with religion, lets move on to Buddy Christ!
Who's your buddy? That's right it's Buddy Christ Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Sticking with religion, lets move on to Buddy Christ!
Who's your buddy? That's right it's Buddy Christ The Buddy Christ is a good one... it is available at Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash: http://store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/ SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Well sure, other stores of course have some of our fine products. But then again, the keyword is some! Have you seen any other store that carries this???
She's fierce... She's feisty... She's... NUNZILLA! Not only does this wind-up nun walk... she shoots sparks out of her mouth! Whoever designed this beauty must have been full of hostility, because Nunzilla is quite a holy terror!!! Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Well sure, other stores of course have some of our fine products. But then again, the keyword is some! Have you seen any other store that carries this???
She's fierce... She's feisty... She's... NUNZILLA! Not only does this wind-up nun walk... she shoots sparks out of her mouth! Whoever designed this beauty must have been full of hostility, because Nunzilla is quite a holy terror!!! :LOL: | |
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Moving away from religion, lets look at some nice household items. Do you ever find yourself having a house without enough furniture, or perhaps just too much time on your hands? If so, then this next item might be just right for you!
Why, its Grow Your Own Furniture! Why buy a expensive FOOTSTOOL when you can get a entire house full for cheaper? The "Grow Your Own Furniture" kit makes it possible. The easy to follow step by step instructions are easy! On top of that, look what you can get! 1 Chest of Drawers 2 Nightstands 1 dining room table 6 Chairs 1 Rocker 1 Footstool 82 Toothpicks * * Actual number of toothpicks may vary. Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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Also in house hold appliances, I have the perfect item for your kitchen!
It's the Peter Petrie Egg Separator! It's a hand-crafted ceramic head sporting a quizzical expression and a huge nose. To use it, you crack an egg into the separator and tilt it forward. This is where it gets interesting... While the yolk is blocked by the nose, the albumen tastefully drips through the nostrils and into your bowl. The Peter Petrie Egg Separator is very well made by skilled American potters. Use it whenever you need egg just the yolks or whites for omelet's, cakes, or other recipes. Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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that egg one is just disgusting, who would use that? zesty!!! | |
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where do you find these things and more importantly why??? zesty!!! | |
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I search the world wide web in a quest to find the items that no one should ever see. It is a hard quest, but a great one Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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Excellent thread.
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Thank you. But wait! There is more! Updates soon! [This message was edited Tue Jul 15 15:30:13 PDT 2003 by TwIsTeDmInD] Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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First off, we have the kit that every man needs!
Are you tired of wearing the same torn, dirty underwear day after day? Now you don't have to with the Men's Underwear Repair Kit! Long ago, people had to work day and night just to stich that pair of underwear up But this handy, inexpensive kit provides everything you need to get your unsightly undershorts back into presentable shape, and fast! Just look at what you get... * NEEDLE & THREAD * IRON-ON HOLE PATCHES * SAFETY PIN * ELASTIC WASTE-BAND CINCHER * UNDERWEAR WHITE-OUT Use your imagination, and you can picture the many ways this marvelous kit can save your drawers and your dignity! [This message was edited Tue Jul 15 15:17:50 PDT 2003 by TwIsTeDmInD] Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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Not a fan of that New Car Smell or Pine air freshener scent? Well, what about this?
We know what scents you want in your cars, and "Rosewater Rhapsody" isn't one of them. If you want to really know what makes our customers like Redfeathers bacon sizzle, just sizzle some bacon. Mmmm. That's the ticket. Now you can get air fresheners that capture the fragrance you really crave... MEAT! Imagine filling your bedroom with the alluring smell of a barbecued steak. Or climbing into your car to encounter the heavenly scent of smoked bacon. It's all possible with these Funky Fresh Meat-Scented Air Fresheners Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: I search the world wide web in a quest to find the items that no one should ever see. It is a hard quest, but a great one
ok, i'll give you that but... oh nevermind! zesty!!! | |
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Oh, yeah, don't have a response after that air freshener do ya? Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Oh, yeah, don't have a response after that air freshener do ya?
whats the deal with you well off, brilliant, weird humoured types? dont you have some paper to publish or something? or mebbe some advisory board to sit on? zesty!!! | |
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Well yeah, I do. But I mean come on! Do Underwear kits mean NOTHING to you??? Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Well yeah, I do. But I mean come on! Do Underwear kits mean NOTHING to you???
does this mean anything to you? zesty!!! | |
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Yeah yeah... anyhoo!
Keeping with kitchen appliances... It's so ingenious, I don't even have to describe it. Take a look at the photograph and tell us if this isn't the most brilliant invention you've ever seen! Yeah, it's simple. But did YOU think of it? NO! The Breeze-o-Matic 3000 XT consists of an ice cube tray, a wooden base, and a fan. Put them all together, and you have a portable, mini air conditioner for your desk, end table, or pup tent. You can use it ANYWHERE! Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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Not able to pull yourself away from here? Do you just hate it when you have to take that bathroom break? Will take a look at this next item!
You may work, play, read, and even eat in front of your monitor. In fact, if you didn't have to visit the bathroom once in a while, you'd NEVER leave your desk. Well, now you don't have to. Thanks to the absolutely glorious Inernet Urinal! This is the ultimate productivity tool. It's made of durable hard plastic (washable of course). It comes in fashionable colors and even has a ... female adapter so everyone can benefit. And listen up coffee drinkers: Each Internet Urinal holds 32 fluid ounces. So drink up! Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Not able to pull yourself away from here? Do you just hate it when you have to take that bathroom break? Will take a look at this next item!
You may work, play, read, and even eat in front of your monitor. In fact, if you didn't have to visit the bathroom once in a while, you'd NEVER leave your desk. Well, now you don't have to. Thanks to the absolutely glorious Inernet Urinal! This is the ultimate productivity tool. It's made of durable hard plastic (washable of course). It comes in fashionable colors and even has a ... female adapter so everyone can benefit. And listen up coffee drinkers: Each Internet Urinal holds 32 fluid ounces. So drink up! .. brotha most ppl up in here got one of these already you know they can't pull themselves away from the screen less they miss some drama that be going on .. | |
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TwIsTeDmInD said: Yeah yeah... anyhoo!
Keeping with kitchen appliances... It's so ingenious, I don't even have to describe it. Take a look at the photograph and tell us if this isn't the most brilliant invention you've ever seen! Yeah, it's simple. But did YOU think of it? NO! The Breeze-o-Matic 3000 XT consists of an ice cube tray, a wooden base, and a fan. Put them all together, and you have a portable, mini air conditioner for your desk, end table, or pup tent. You can use it ANYWHERE! you know youngsoulrebel is gonna be building one of these tomorrow. zesty!!! | |
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iridescence said: TwIsTeDmInD said: Yeah yeah... anyhoo!
Keeping with kitchen appliances... It's so ingenious, I don't even have to describe it. Take a look at the photograph and tell us if this isn't the most brilliant invention you've ever seen! Yeah, it's simple. But did YOU think of it? NO! The Breeze-o-Matic 3000 XT consists of an ice cube tray, a wooden base, and a fan. Put them all together, and you have a portable, mini air conditioner for your desk, end table, or pup tent. You can use it ANYWHERE! you know youngsoulrebel is gonna be building one of these tomorrow. .. damn i started already it's hot up in this mf'er .. | |
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Pish, that fan better go fast! Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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