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A day in the life of an Orger ___
Describe a typical day in the life of your Orgname. Here's mine; ___ As soon as I get up, I go for a morning stroll to the Church of Saint HayBale; ___ My advertising work usually takes up most of my day; ___ By early evening, I'm usually quite tired and normally take a quick nap; ___ Then it's off to the local club - Glam Slam Rural, to party on down with the guys. Unfortunately, I'm not a good dancer, so I usually stay by the bar (just out of the picture) while the others hit the dance floor; ___ Then it's 'Goodnight Haystack' as I go to sleep, ready for another day; | |
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The word 'haystack' has a different meaning to me.
I am from farm country, I expect some tumbling in the hay at least. | |
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gooeythehamster said: The word 'haystack' has a different meaning to me.
I am from farm country, I expect some tumbling in the hay at least. Yeah, but this is an element of my life I don't like. Fucking humans get right on my nerves - treating me like this; | |
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i spend most of the day with her and that
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Ardeo said: i spend most of the day with her and that
I hope her jaundice clears up soon | |
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How the fuck do you come up with these? You crack me up.
Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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i get up at 5 a.m., right the wrongs of the world all day, and then drink and screw my brains out at night. life is good. | |
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"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Haystack said: Ardeo said: i spend most of the day with her and that
I hope her jaundice clears up soon | |
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Well first thing in the morning, I run to the shops, too terrified to look behind, in case those two men behind me try to murder me;
___ Then, I leave the shops, terrified that I've accidentally stolen something and the two men behind me are store detectives; ___ Then, at night, I run home to bed. I'm terrified that those two men behind me might be Hugh Grant and Bruce Willis, so I never look back; ___ I hope that my son's okay. I haven't heard from him for a while; | |
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TheOrger said: Well first thing in the morning, I run to the shops, too terrified to look behind, in case those two men behind me try to murder me;
___ Then, I leave the shops, terrified that I've accidentally stolen something and the two men behind me are store detectives; ___ Then, at night, I run home to bed. I'm terrified that those two men behind me might be Hugh Grant and Bruce Willis, so I never look back; ___ I hope that my son's okay. I haven't heard from him for a while; disturbing, yet hauntingly sensual... or is it just me?! | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: disturbing, yet hauntingly sensual... or is it just me?!
Great way to describe me, but what did you think of the pictures? | |
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When I´m not bringing pleasure I´m chatting with the lipstick and my other friends in the handbag. Life is good. | |
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TheOrger said: irresistibleb1tch said: disturbing, yet hauntingly sensual... or is it just me?!
Great way to describe me, but what did you think of the pictures? I love The Scream... | |
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Vibrator said: When I´m not bringing pleasure I´m chatting with the lipstick and my other friends in the handbag. Life is good.
This is the type of thing we want. | |
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Vibrator said: When I´m not bringing pleasure I´m chatting with the lipstick and my other friends in the handbag. Life is good.
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Vibrator said: When I´m not bringing pleasure I´m chatting with the lipstick and my other friends in the handbag. Life is good.
Okay, I get it now. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Flicking my switch turns me on instantly. It takes only a little wait to get me warmed up, then we're off, going for a ride.
I've lubricated my big-end in preparation for this ride, and it causes me no trouble. It's a smooth ride. Gripping my gear-knob, you know how to handle me as you tease me around every bend. My body get's wet as we drive hard at every damp patch we come across. Then we stop at a Shell garage as I've got the munchies. I have a microwaved burger, a Pot Noodle and a bottle of 7-up.. I think I lost the flow towards the end there. | |
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Um, I'm The Artist Currently Known As Mel!ssa. Because my name is Mel!ssa. And I'm an artist.
Snore. | |
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First thing I do is stumble down the stairs to the kitchen
make some coffee Now I'm ready to kick some ass I then go an log on to Prince.org, to see what's going on with the fellow orgers, also send out a couple of rude orgnotes I then go out rob a couple of convinence stores Score some weed and smoke up By this time I'm really amped so I slap the shit out of somebody to relieve the tension After That I'm usally in a peaceful mood, so I to the local temple and meditate I then log back onto the org and play prince songs on my flute while levitating | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: I then go an log on to Prince.org, to see what's going on with the fellow orgers, also send out a couple of rude orgnotes
I then go out rob a couple of convinence stores I didn't realise Stephen Hawking was so naughty! | |
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TheOrger said: irresistibleb1tch said: disturbing, yet hauntingly sensual... or is it just me?!
Great way to describe me, but what did you think of the pictures? oh, yeah, and the pics are awesome, too! | |
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Haystack said: I didn't realise Stephen Hawking was so naughty!
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I always like to relax by playing some videogames.
I go outside, even though I am having a bit of a bad hair day. I love kids, and sometimes I volunteer for some party games. After seeing The Ring for the first time, I am a little scared I make sure the little one is okay After a long day, I hit the sack! Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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TwIsTeDmInD said:[quote]
and you wonder why people become vegetarians?!?! | |
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I love this thread.
Haystack zesty!!! | |
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irresistibleb1tch said:[quote] TwIsTeDmInD said: and you wonder why people become vegetarians?!?! Hey, that pic was screaming to be used. It had to be done. Sign 78 that you're obsessed with Prince: You buy a John Prine album- just out of curiosity.
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