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Reply #30 posted 07/15/03 10:23am

INSATIABLE

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Haystack said:



INSATIABLE, I sentence you to clipping old men's toenails for four hours a day, every day throughout 2003 and 2004.

slut, that's the kind of thing that gets me off! party time! excellent! highfive
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Reply #31 posted 07/15/03 10:26am

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INSATIABLE said:

Haystack said:



INSATIABLE, I sentence you to clipping old men's toenails for four hours a day, every day throughout 2003 and 2004.

slut, that's the kind of thing that gets me off! party time! excellent! highfive


omg

(the fun part is i didn't even have to change the quote on that one)
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #32 posted 07/15/03 10:28am

INSATIABLE

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cborgman said:

INSATIABLE said:

Haystack said:



INSATIABLE, I sentence you to clipping old men's toenails for four hours a day, every day throughout 2003 and 2004.

slut, that's the kind of thing that gets me off! party time! excellent! highfive


omg

(the fun part is i didn't even have to change the quote on that one)

evillol

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Reply #33 posted 07/15/03 10:29am

Haystack

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Haystack I sentence you to a year of posting only serious no-fun threads in the P&R forum.


Very well, but hear this;

From now on, you are sentenced to being Barbra Streisand's gynaecologist for the rest of her unnatural life!
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Reply #34 posted 07/15/03 10:30am

INSATIABLE

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Haystack said:

cborgman said:

Haystack I sentence you to a year of posting only serious no-fun threads in the P&R forum.


Very well, but hear this;

From now on, you are sentenced to being Barbra Streisand's gynaecologist for the rest of her unnatural life!

oh christ...


ill
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Reply #35 posted 07/15/03 10:31am

cborgman

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Haystack said:

cborgman said:

Haystack I sentence you to a year of posting only serious no-fun threads in the P&R forum.


Very well, but hear this;

From now on, you are sentenced to being Barbra Streisand's gynaecologist for the rest of her unnatural life!


damn you!!
i hate babra fucking streisand!
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Reply #36 posted 07/15/03 10:33am

Cloudbuster

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cborgman said:

Cloudbuster said:



In case you were wondering, I'm actually bi.



well, thank you so much for letting me know AFTER you ruined a bloody good sentence.

just for that...

Cloudbuster i sentence you to 3 years of not having sex with ANYONE, ya no-telling bastid!

so there... smile


mad In that case I sentence you to having your genitals rubbed by nettle leaves and then stung by wasps whilst being forced to insert a road cone into your anus. And being pissed and shat on. Twice. razz
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Reply #37 posted 07/15/03 10:34am

Haystack

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I'd love to have my genitals rubbed by nettle leaves and then stung by wasps whilst being forced to insert a road cone into my anus. And being pissed and shat on. Twice. razz


Who wouldn't?
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Reply #38 posted 07/15/03 10:36am

Haystack
jthad1129, I sentence you to wear that horrifying scarf in your profile pic for the rest of your natural life.
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Reply #39 posted 07/15/03 10:38am

Cloudbuster

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Haystack said:

Cloudbuster said:

I'd love to have my genitals rubbed by nettle leaves and then stung by wasps whilst being forced to insert a road cone into my anus. And being pissed and shat on. Twice. razz


Who wouldn't?


I love you. love
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Reply #40 posted 07/15/03 10:38am

Cloudbuster

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Haystack said:

jthad1129, I sentence you to wear that horrifying scarf in your profile pic for the rest of your natural life.


lol
"Think inside out." stoned https://www.facebook.com/drjudywood http://www.theperthgroup....entary.pdf

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Reply #41 posted 07/15/03 10:50am

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Sweeny79 said:

I sentence sinisterpentatonic to listen to nothing but Britney Fucking Spears and watch nothing but Reese Witherspoon movies until he decides to get his ass to NJ!






demon Evil edit
[This message was edited Tue Jul 15 10:05:11 PDT 2003 by Sweeny79]



I sentence Sweeny79 to a Sandra Bullock Marathon with none stop Country music playing in the background and a diet of nothing but Vicoden and sardines for not turning on her webcam. pc crash
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Reply #42 posted 07/15/03 10:53am

Sweeny79

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sinisterpentatonic said:

Sweeny79 said:

I sentence sinisterpentatonic to listen to nothing but Britney Fucking Spears and watch nothing but Reese Witherspoon movies until he decides to get his ass to NJ!






demon Evil edit
[This message was edited Tue Jul 15 10:05:11 PDT 2003 by Sweeny79]



I sentence Sweeny79 to a Sandra Bullock Marathon with none stop Country music playing in the background and a diet of nothing but Vicoden and sardines for not turning on her webcam. pc crash


cry
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In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #43 posted 07/15/03 10:55am

Handclapsfinga
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nikster, i sentence you to a month in the factory where they make marshmallow peeps. batting eyes


ill peepy edit
[This message was edited Tue Jul 15 10:55:21 PDT 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]
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Reply #44 posted 07/15/03 10:56am

Sweeny79

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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

nikster, i sentence you to a month in the factory where they make marshmallow peeps. batting eyes


ill peepy edit
[This message was edited Tue Jul 15 10:55:21 PDT 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]



Good one! highfive
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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Reply #45 posted 07/15/03 10:57am

Haystack
Handclapsfingasnapz, I sentence you to 17 Days alone with Prince in the Big Brother House (With the cameras off). You're the only Orger who's been good.
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Reply #46 posted 07/15/03 10:57am

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Cloudbuster said:


mad In that case I sentence you to having your genitals rubbed by nettle leaves and then stung by wasps whilst being forced to insert a road cone into your anus. And being pissed and shat on. Twice. razz



at least sentence me to do something i wouldn't normally do on the weekend, weather permitting of course.
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Reply #47 posted 07/15/03 11:05am

Cloudbuster

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cborgman said:

Cloudbuster said:


mad In that case I sentence you to having your genitals rubbed by nettle leaves and then stung by wasps whilst being forced to insert a road cone into your anus. And being pissed and shat on. Twice. razz



at least sentence me to do something i wouldn't normally do on the weekend, weather permitting of course.


hmm
"Think inside out." stoned https://www.facebook.com/drjudywood http://www.theperthgroup....entary.pdf

http://archive.org/detail...eather_451 http://www.controversyofz.../index.htm
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Reply #48 posted 07/15/03 11:16am

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Haystack said:[quote]___

For being guilty of something so hideous it cannot be mentioned...


irresistibleb1tch, I sentence you to seven years of washing Dame Judi Dench's underwear.


Anybody else like to sentence an Orger?

dang, i was hoping for Dame Edna Everage... oh well, Judi looks like a fellow boozer - could be fun!

guess i'll have to sentence you to being eaten by a heard of cows, then digested, regurgitated, then digested again, and crapped out on a lovely pasture, where Bart Van H. will promptly step in you...
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Reply #49 posted 07/15/03 11:18am

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Haystack said:

Handclapsfingasnapz, I sentence you to 17 Days alone with Prince in the Big Brother House (With the cameras off). You're the only Orger who's been good.

bawl the torture!!! nooo!!! bawl
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Reply #50 posted 07/15/03 11:25am

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cborgman said:

EvilWhiteMale, Icenine, and Chemmie I sentence you to 24 hours of watching the care bears on a loop untill you get happy.

:FALLOFF: reminds me of The Addams Family!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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Reply #51 posted 07/15/03 11:28am

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CherrieMoonKisses said:

cborgman said:

EvilWhiteMale, Icenine, and Chemmie I sentence you to 24 hours of watching the care bears on a loop untill you get happy.

:FALLOFF: reminds me of The Addams Family!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:


the harmony hut. even better!
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Reply #52 posted 07/15/03 11:36am

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cborgman said:

EvilWhiteMale, Icenine, and Chemmie I sentence you to 24 hours of watching the care bears on a loop untill you get happy.



That might make me happy but it wont stop me from wishing for a society where i can be free to do what i want in my personal life and economic life.

Somebody needs to sentence me for a week without going into the Politics and Religion Folder.

Tweety, Ubiquity, Superfunkyorgan..., cborgman, and all the others who know who they are are sentenced to sit in a room full of books by Ann Coulter, Michael Savage, Rush Limbaugh, Neal Boortz, G Gordon Liddy, Sean Hannity, Newt Gingrich and Pat Buchannan. You cant leave until you have memorized every one of them.

icenine is sentenced to profess his love of god. (gotta see that one happen)
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Giving leaders enough power to create "social justice" is giving them enough power to destroy all justice, all freedom, and all human dignity." - Thomas Sowell
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Reply #53 posted 07/15/03 11:37am

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cborgman said:

EvilWhiteMale, Icenine, and Chemmie I sentence you to 24 hours of watching the care bears on a loop untill you get happy.


falloff
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falloff SINGING IS THE LOWEST FORM OF COMMUNICATION - HOMER J. SIMPSON falloff

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Reply #54 posted 07/15/03 11:45am

cborgman

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chemmie said:

cborgman said:

EvilWhiteMale, Icenine, and Chemmie I sentence you to 24 hours of watching the care bears on a loop untill you get happy.



That might make me happy but it wont stop me from wishing for a society where i can be free to do what i want in my personal life and economic life.

Somebody needs to sentence me for a week without going into the Politics and Religion Folder.

Tweety, Ubiquity, Superfunkyorgan..., cborgman, and all the others who know who they are are sentenced to sit in a room full of books by Ann Coulter, Michael Savage, Rush Limbaugh, Neal Boortz, G Gordon Liddy, Sean Hannity, Newt Gingrich and Pat Buchannan. You cant leave until you have memorized every one of them.

icenine is sentenced to profess his love of god. (gotta see that one happen)


nice!

chemmie is hereby sentenced to marry hillary clinton and be damn happy about it!
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Reply #55 posted 07/15/03 11:54am

Cloudbuster

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Althom I sentence you to being locked in a listening booth for a fortnight and having the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack looped. evillol
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Reply #56 posted 07/15/03 12:28pm

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double post edit.
[This message was edited Tue Jul 15 12:28:42 PDT 2003 by chemmie]
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Giving leaders enough power to create "social justice" is giving them enough power to destroy all justice, all freedom, and all human dignity." - Thomas Sowell
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Reply #57 posted 07/15/03 12:28pm

chemmie

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cborgman said:

chemmie is hereby sentenced to marry hillary clinton and be damn happy about it!


I would rather sleep on a bed of nails with a Jeep on my chest.

Besides, im a guy. she wouldnt like me.
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
"Giving leaders enough power to create "social justice" is giving them enough power to destroy all justice, all freedom, and all human dignity." - Thomas Sowell
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Reply #58 posted 07/15/03 3:10pm

Therapy
I sentance you 3 weeks of listening to Steve Davis re-living his snooker championships, including toilet breaks.
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Reply #59 posted 07/15/03 3:11pm

Cloudbuster

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Therapy said:

I sentance you 3 weeks of listening to Steve Davis re-living his snooker championships, including toilet breaks.


eek Christ! That's harsh.
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