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Describe a typical day in the life of your Orgname. Here's mine;

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As soon as I get up, I go for a morning stroll to the Church of Saint HayBale;



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My advertising work usually takes up most of my day;



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By early evening, I'm usually quite tired and normally take a quick nap;



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Then it's off to the local club - Glam Slam Rural, to party on down with the guys. Unfortunately, I'm not a good dancer, so I usually stay by the bar (just out of the picture) while the others hit the dance floor;



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Then it's 'Goodnight Haystack' as I go to sleep, ready for another day;

The word 'haystack' has a different meaning to me.
I am from farm country, I expect some tumbling in the hay at least.

gooeythehamster said:

Yeah, but this is an element of my life I don't like. Fucking humans get right on my nerves - treating me like this;

i spend most of the day with her and that

Ardeo said:

I hope her jaundice clears up soon

How the fuck do you come up with these? You crack me up.

Haystack said:

Well first thing in the morning, I run to the shops, too terrified to look behind, in case those two men behind me try to murder me;



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Then, I leave the shops, terrified that I've accidentally stolen something and the two men behind me are store detectives;



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Then, at night, I run home to bed. I'm terrified that those two men behind me might be Hugh Grant and Bruce Willis, so I never look back;



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I hope that my son's okay. I haven't heard from him for a while;

TheOrger said:

disturbing, yet hauntingly sensual... or is it just me?!

irresistibleb1tch said:

Great way to describe me, but what did you think of the pictures?

When I´m not bringing pleasure I´m chatting with the lipstick and my other friends in the handbag. Life is good.

TheOrger said:

I love The Scream...

Vibrator said:

This is the type of thing we want.

Vibrator said:

minneapolisgenius said:

Okay, I get it now.

Flicking my switch turns me on instantly. It takes only a little wait to get me warmed up, then we're off, going for a ride.

I've lubricated my big-end in preparation for this ride, and it causes me no trouble. It's a smooth ride.

Gripping my gear-knob, you know how to handle me as you tease me around every bend. My body get's wet as we drive hard at every damp patch we come across.

Then we stop at a Shell garage as I've got the munchies. I have a microwaved burger, a Pot Noodle and a bottle of 7-up..

I think I lost the flow towards the end there.

Um, I'm The Artist Currently Known As Mel!ssa. Because my name is Mel!ssa. And I'm an artist.

Snore.

First thing I do is stumble down the stairs to the kitchen




make some coffee



Now I'm ready to kick some ass



I then go an log on to Prince.org, to see what's going on with the fellow orgers, also send out a couple of rude orgnotes



I then go out rob a couple of convinence stores




Score some weed and smoke up



By this time I'm really amped so I slap the shit out of somebody to relieve the tension



After That I'm usally in a peaceful mood, so I to the local temple and meditate



I then log back onto the org and play prince songs on my flute while levitating

sinisterpentatonic said:

I didn't realise Stephen Hawking was so naughty!

TheOrger said:

oh, yeah, and the pics are awesome, too!

Haystack said:

I always like to relax by playing some videogames.



I go outside, even though I am having a bit of a bad hair day.




I love kids, and sometimes I volunteer for some party games.



After seeing The Ring for the first time, I am a little scared



I make sure the little one is okay



After a long day, I hit the sack!

TwIsTeDmInD said:[quote]





and you wonder why people become vegetarians?!?!

I love this thread.

Haystack

irresistibleb1tch said:[quote]

TwIsTeDmInD said:

Hey, that pic was screaming to be used. It had to be done.