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I'm getting a divorce..... ...probably, if The Wife knew I'd hit 1000 posts!
Good job she'll never find out, because I tell her I just look at porn! Anyway, here's the stats of the first 1000: 12% are simply emoticons. 17% contain the word cock. 43% contradict something I've posted previously. 87% are simply lies. 1% express my love of animals. 27% are recipes. 99% are posted in the General Discussion Forum 3% were snipped or deleted. 0% were flames. 12% contradicted something I've previously posted. 0.3% were threads! 64% were in agreement with someone. 42% were in dis-agreement. 4% got this response 78% got this response 98% uses italics on every second word. 14% posted links to porn sites. 57% alluded to my sexual prowess. 89% were the last post on the thread. 99% were posted in a thread about sex. 78% were answers to a Paisley question. 94% were posted when I was drunk. If I continue posting at this rate, I'll hit 5000 in 2009 10000 in 2015 IceNine in 2046. This is only my 4th thread. Or is it my 3rd? Post #1000 asked Cloudbuster if he gets fucked in one of his vital organs. He's still not replied. ...And here's my favourite post, which garnered no response, but I liked it. It was posted in kommunizm's 'If you could choose how to die...' thread: mcmeekle said: I'd like to be burned to death in a huge wicker man. I saw this once in a film, about a policeman who was burned to death in a huge wicker man. I can't remember the name of the film though. I think it was called "Burn, Copper, Burn.". Anyway, that's how I'd like to go. I've still got 996 threads to go, so I'm off to think up some more games like hide and seek... What's your own highlights? Go on, blow your own trumpet! [This message was edited Sun Jul 13 16:13:05 PDT 2003 by mcmeekle] | |
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Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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You can fuck any of my organs. But you'll have to play me a tune on it first. | |
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Congratulations. | |
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It gets a lot easier after you hit the 1k mark!
Congrats! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Good on ya mcmeekle **************************************************
SINGING IS THE LOWEST FORM OF COMMUNICATION - HOMER J. SIMPSON http://www.myspace.com/th...ian_g_spot | |
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ps...I LOVE your stats...friggin HIGH-larious | |
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Congratulations! Those stats seem to be quite accurate too. You just forgot one: 100% were very entertaining to read. | |
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I like you! | |
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PS Have you done the window washer, to get rid of the computer spies? | |
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Vibrator said: You just forgot one: 100% were very entertaining to read.
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Therapy said: PS Have you done the window washer, to get rid of the computer spies?
No, I've just decided to hide the laptop in the kitchen. The Wife'll never find it in there. | |
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mcmeekle said: No, I've just decided to hide the lapdog in the kitchen bin. The Wife'll never find it in there.
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mcmeekle said: Therapy said: PS Have you done the window washer, to get rid of the computer spies?
No, I've just decided to hide the laptop in the kitchen. The Wife'll never find it in there. Great plan. | |
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well i've got AT LEAST 100 posts up in here
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That has got to be the funniest thing I have read in forever! | |
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Moderator | Muse2noPharaoh said: That has got to be the funniest thing I have read in forever!
2 funny! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Thanks for the kind words folks.
I really mean that, I'm not just bumping this thread. Honest. | |
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Nice one NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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woohoo | |
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Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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MENACE TO SOBRIETY | |
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Once again folks, I'm genuinely touched.
Or genuinely drunk. One of the two. Cheers. | |
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That's a lot percentages there. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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mcmeekle said: Once again folks, I'm genuinely touched.
Or genuinely drunk. One of the two. Cheers. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Is this right? | |
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