...probably, if The Wife knew I'd hit 1000 posts!

Good job she'll never find out, because I tell her I just look at porn!

Anyway, here's the stats of the first 1000:

12% are simply emoticons.
17% contain the word cock.
43% contradict something I've posted previously.
87% are simply lies.
1% express my love of animals.
27% are recipes.
99% are posted in the General Discussion Forum
3% were snipped or deleted.
0% were flames.
12% contradicted something I've previously posted.
0.3% were threads!
64% were in agreement with someone.
42% were in dis-agreement.
4% got this response
78% got this response
98% uses italics on every second word.
14% posted links to porn sites.
57% alluded to my sexual prowess.
89% were the last post on the thread.
99% were posted in a thread about sex.
78% were answers to a Paisley question.
94% were posted when I was drunk.

If I continue posting at this rate, I'll hit
5000 in 2009
10000 in 2015
IceNine in 2046.

This is only my 4th thread. Or is it my 3rd?

Post #1000 asked Cloudbuster if he gets fucked in one of his vital organs. He's still not replied.


...And here's my favourite post, which garnered no response, but I liked it. It was posted
in kommunizm's 'If you could choose how to die...' thread:

mcmeekle said:

I've still got 996 threads to go, so I'm off to think up some more games like hide and seek...

What's your own highlights? Go on, blow your own trumpet!


[This message was edited Sun Jul 13 16:13:05 PDT 2003 by mcmeekle]

You can fuck any of my organs. But you'll have to play me a tune on it first.

Congratulations.

It gets a lot easier after you hit the 1k mark!

Congrats!

Good on ya mcmeekle

ps...I LOVE your stats...friggin HIGH-larious

Congratulations! Those stats seem to be quite accurate too. You just forgot one: 100% were very entertaining to read.

I like you!

PS Have you done the window washer, to get rid of the computer spies?

Vibrator said:

Therapy said:

No, I've just decided to hide the laptop in the kitchen. The Wife'll never find it in there.

mcmeekle said:

mcmeekle said:

Great plan.

well i've got AT LEAST 100 posts up in here

That has got to be the funniest thing I have read in forever!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

2 funny!

Thanks for the kind words folks.

I really mean that, I'm not just bumping this thread. Honest.

Nice one

woohoo

Once again folks, I'm genuinely touched.

Or genuinely drunk. One of the two.

Cheers.

That's a lot percentages there.

mcmeekle said:

Is this right?