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AnotherLoverToo said: Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: AnotherLoverToo said: sinisterpentatonic said: In the past whenever I had sex with my girlfriend it felt like I was in humping a doorway, that is until she invested into one of these.
This sounds like a commercial! Guys, when you do your girlfriend, does it feel like you're humping a doorway...if so, get the Kegel Master 3000 today!! 
(humping a doorway?!  )That was my intentions, and yeah humping a doorway. Stand in the middle of a doorway and hump what do you feel? That's sooo rude! What did she have like 5 kids? Hi, Sweeny! 
That's what I just posted, too! We're on the same wavelength!  Hi
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Sweeny79 said: sinisterpentatonic said: AnotherLoverToo said: sinisterpentatonic said: In the past whenever I had sex with my girlfriend it felt like I was in humping a doorway, that is until she invested into one of these.
This sounds like a commercial! Guys, when you do your girlfriend, does it feel like you're humping a doorway...if so, get the Kegel Master 3000 today!!
(humping a doorway?! )That was my intentions, and yeah humping a doorway. Stand in the middle of a doorway and hump what do you feel? That's sooo rude! What did she have like 5 kids? God, I was just being funny  To be honest it really feels like there is a little fist inside grabbing my cock whenever we're having sex.  [This message was edited Fri Jul 11 22:09:17 PDT 2003 by sinisterpentatonic] | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: God, I was just being funny :fallof: To be honest it really feels like there is a little fist inside grabbing my cock whenever we're having sex. Like a little, wet, tight, warm fist?  | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: sinisterpentatonic said: God, I was just being funny :fallof: To be honest it really feels like there is a little fist inside grabbing my cock whenever we're having sex. Like a little, wet, tight, warm fist? with really strong hands.  | |
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That's disgusting.  | |
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Paisley said: That's disgusting.
 It's okay, Paisley, the big kids are talking now
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For althom et al.: WARNING: explicit photos and how-to descriptions of cunnilingus. Not for the prudish or the underage!
http://www.thesexacademy....diving.htm | |
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Paisley said: That's disgusting.
sorry, paisley these threads don't come with ratings. | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: For althom et al.: WARNING: explicit photos and how-to descriptions of cunnilingus. Not for the prudish or the underage!
http://www.thesexacademy....diving.htm Oh my! Well that's given me a lot to think about. | |
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ques up consolidated and the yeastie girls...
Now, you suck Suck it hard Go down, baby You suck Lick it hard And move your tongue around | |
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althom said: AnotherLoverToo said: For althom et al.: WARNING: explicit photos and how-to descriptions of cunnilingus. Not for the prudish or the underage!
http://www.thesexacademy....diving.htm Oh my! Well that's given me a lot to think about.
 This "Shai" guy's got it goin' on, fo sho! | |
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As long as she hasn't given birth she should be OK. | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: ques up consolidated and the yeastie girls...
Now, you suck Suck it hard Go down, baby You suck Lick it hard And move your tongue around I haven't heard that song in a looong time--great tune!
Now it's YOUR TURN TO LOVE IT | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: ques up consolidated and the yeastie girls...
Now, you suck Suck it hard Go down, baby You suck Lick it hard And move your tongue around I haven't heard that song in a looong time--great tune!
Now it's YOUR TURN TO LOVE IT Damn girl I used to hear it in the clubs all the time. | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: althom said: AnotherLoverToo said: For althom et al.: WARNING: explicit photos and how-to descriptions of cunnilingus. Not for the prudish or the underage!
http://www.thesexacademy....diving.htm Oh my! Well that's given me a lot to think about.
This "Shai" guy's got it goin' on, fo sho!Why did I even double click the mouse | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: June7 said: Hey... it was bound to happen.
 
Wouldn't it be funny if women went around bragging about how "tight" they are? ...U 'd be surprized how they work it into a conversation. | |
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origmnd said: AnotherLoverToo said: June7 said: Hey... it was bound to happen.
Wouldn't it be funny if women went around bragging about how "tight" they are? ...U 'd be surprized how they work it into a conversation. Considering I'm a woman and have spoken to literally thousands and thousands of women--no, I probably wouldn't be surprised. I know we sure don't throw it around the way guys throw around mentions of their dick size! | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: AnotherLoverToo said: althom said: AnotherLoverToo said: For althom et al.: WARNING: explicit photos and how-to descriptions of cunnilingus. Not for the prudish or the underage!
http://www.thesexacademy....diving.htm Oh my! Well that's given me a lot to think about.
This "Shai" guy's got it goin' on, fo sho!Why did I even double click the mouse Because the devil made you do it--and you wanted to remember the good ole days when you were gettin' it! (oh, wait, that's why I did it! | |
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This whole thread has made me horny! | |
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althom said: This whole thread has made me horny!
Go read it again and then jump your wife--let us know how things worked out! | |
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althom said: This whole thread has made me horny!
you are a male you are horny all the time thread or no thread. | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: This whole thread has made me horny!
you are a male you are horny all the time thread or no thread. Yeah! I suppose so. | |
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Here althom... use this:
ps. Don't freak mods... It's a drawing. (overexaggerated, but still exotic!!!) |
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moderator:O Jesus Christ! :O
:O Jesus f'n Christ! :O Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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June7 said: Here althom... use this:
Hey! I know that. That's you wife!  | |
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althom said: June7 said: Here althom... use this:
Hey! I know that. That's you wife!  |
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June7 said: althom said: June7 said: Here althom... use this:
Hey! I know that. That's you wife! | |
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Here althom, this may be more your speed... 
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June7 said: Here althom, this may be more your speed...
OH HELL NO...
What do you expect though June for a crack whore | |
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No, no, no! This is not a booty-hole thread, it's a female-lickin' thread! No more butts!  | |
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