Why do you think most reported Alien Abductions happen in the wee hours of the morning?

Whats the theory behind these intruders who sneak in the back door between 2am-4am...?? poor shmuck wakes up in the morning and goes on the news saying they were anal probed and don't remember anything else.

http://www.alienabduction...ndex2.html

Savannah said:

nothing like a good anal probe

I really don't know what to make of 'aliens'. I think it would be arrogant to assume that we're the only race of people in the entire universe but I'm not yet convinced that we get visited by 'others'.

I remain open-minded.

Are you thinking what i'm thinking?

Theory #1
Husband rolls in drunk at 2am from the strip joints..
Leaves the headlights on in the driveway..
Takes him 15 tries to get his key in the hole..

...


Next morning she's on the phone with Oprah talking about ET with no KY..

I was abducted by aliens!

It was early in the morning. The crafty buggers waited until my defences were down, they waited until I was drunk. I wasn't probed, anally or otherwise, but they did place a large turd in my pants and a half-eaten saveloy supper in my coat pocket? What exactly happened between me leaving the pub and being found lying on my doorstep by the postman, I'll never know. They must have wiped my memory!

I think these aliens came from the planet Weird!

AND ANOTHER THING...

why do most "alien abductions"occur in the USA???

[This message was edited Thu Jul 10 15:34:21 PDT 2003 by XxAxX]

Remember me?
I was abducted by aliens.
And I remember everything that happened.
I guess they got that anal thing out of their sysem though.
How much lookin in an asshole can one take.
And guess who i saw while i was there.
Nevermind, you wouldn't believe me.
I was abducted by aliens.
Remember me?

i remember you you're CHEECHWIZARD!!!

WELCOME BACK GOOD FELLOW!!!

Ardeo said:

Maybe because in the rest of the world..
the abductees don't wanna go back.

Here's my favorite one:

"Wow! AAI is the best! When I was abducted by aliens they probed my brain and made me think that I was a secret agent sent to Mars to stop an evil man from keeping the mutant people living there from revolting, and I ended up pulling a golf-ball-sized probe out of my brain through my nose and meeting a babe with three knockers and starting a machine that gave Mars an atmosphere while being blown out onto the surface through a window with another babe and making horrible faces until the pressure got high enough so we could breathe and I can't tell you what happened after that because the aliens said they'd never abduct me again if I did."

[name withheld]@[---]state.edu

Here's another one...

"Dear Alien Abductions Inc
My dog keeps looking at me strangely. There has been a black van parked across the street from my apartment for days, and I think that they are after me ... that old lady keeps calling me on the telephone, and I ask her 'who are you and why are you doing this?" ... Thanks

Savannah said:

Once again I must ask...was that pun intentional!?!?!?!?!

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Nikster said:

U missed a few...