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What are your plans for today? ___
Here are mine; ___ Anybody else got any exciting plans to show us in this initally funny, but inevitably short-lived thread? | |
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My idea is 2 round Paris then take on the Reds, and be home in time 4 kippers. | |
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thats mine vi | |
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These are very good plans, this thread shoud go on for ever, if only we had planned for it.
Anyway, my plans for the day | |
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Soapstone said: These are very good plans, this thread shoud go on for ever, if only we had planned for it.
Anyway, my plans for the day R U sure U have time 4 the pub? Looks like Uve got a lot on Ur plate 2day. | |
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LMAO!!! vi | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: R U sure U have time 4 the pub? Looks like Uve got a lot on Ur plate 2day.
Nothing that a quick pint can't facilitate | |
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MENACE TO SOBRIETY | |
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Soapstone said: Hmm . Fascinating, fascinating. | |
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Soapstone said: JDINTERACTIVE said: R U sure U have time 4 the pub? Looks like Uve got a lot on Ur plate 2day.
Nothing that a quick pint can't facilitate Yeah, mind if I join U? gettin' a bit bogged down in Ypres. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Yeah, mind if I join U? gettin' a bit bogged down in Ypres.
Isn't that a war poem? | |
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Haystack said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Yeah, mind if I join U? gettin' a bit bogged down in Ypres.
Isn't that a war poem? No, I think Ur thinking of Its a long way to Tipperary. I was merely asking Soapstone if I could join them down the boozer between 'plans'. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Haystack said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Yeah, mind if I join U? gettin' a bit bogged down in Ypres.
Isn't that a war poem? No, I think Ur thinking of Its a long way to Tipperary. I was merely asking Soapstone if I could join them down the boozer between 'plans'. Well, what a spleen I am. I didn't understand your joke in the first place. I genuinely thought that you were in Ypres for some reason. What a fool I am. | |
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These are mine!! | |
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Haystack said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Haystack said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Yeah, mind if I join U? gettin' a bit bogged down in Ypres.
Isn't that a war poem? No, I think Ur thinking of Its a long way to Tipperary. I was merely asking Soapstone if I could join them down the boozer between 'plans'. Well, what a spleen I am. I didn't understand your joke in the first place. I genuinely thought that you were in Ypres for some reason. What a fool I am. Dont worry Haystack, a lot of people dont understand me. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said:[quote]
Sure but it’s not only a long way to Tipperary it’s a long way to London too when you are bogged down in Ypres. I have made a revision to your plan (I trust you don’t mind?). I see you having 2 options: 1: Trog your way round the advancing armies to the west of Paris and swim for it to blighty you might make it in time for last orders. 2: Leg it over into Switzerland, for a litre of beer and a mountain jacuzzi with a couple of Swiss hotties. I know which one I would rather do but I have got to get back to my engine!! Haystack, get with the program – you started it! [This message was edited Wed Jul 9 9:30:46 PDT 2003 by Soapstone] | |
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Soapstone said:[quote] JDINTERACTIVE said: Sure but it’s not only a long way to Tipperary it’s a long way to London too when you are bogged down in Ypres. I have made a revision to your plan (I trust you don’t mind?). I see you having 2 options: 1: Trog your way round the advancing armies to the west of Paris and swim for it to blighty you might make it in time for last orders. 2: Leg it over into Switzerland, for a litre of beer and a mountain jacuzzi with a couple of Swiss hotties. I know which one I would rather do but I have got to get back to my engine!! Haystack, get with the program – you started it! [This message was edited Wed Jul 9 9:30:46 PDT 2003 by Soapstone] I like it! | |
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Haystack said: I don't really know how to tackle this without sounding completely mentally retarded but every year during the summer months I keep a turd in a box for two reasons; a) to scent my room and b) to watch it slowly deteriorate. I know most of you would only see my faeces as unwanted processed food but to me it's a part of who I am and it will be sorely missed. And it fills my heart with sadness!
You said "tackle." . [This message was edited Wed Jul 9 11:26:05 PDT 2003 by Cloudbuster] | |
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Cloudbuster said: Jill Dando
You're terrible, Muriel! | |
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Haystack said: Wasn't Hitler great!
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Cloudbuster said: I'm with Freddy Krueger - children are better off dead.
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sinisterpentatonic said: Now those are what I call plans! | |
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Haystack said: I have 14 toes.
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Cloudbuster said: I have a 14mm penis and 3 tiny, weeny balls. | |
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Haystack said: Cloudbuster said: I have a 14mm penis and 3 tiny, weeny balls. Don't exaggerate! | |
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Cloudbuster said: Don't let your hostages survive, Haystack. Kill them all! | |
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Haystack said: I chew used condoms.
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