In the name of the Org Fun Mafia, fill out the blanks in the most humourous way possible in order to win the grand prize of... wait for it... An Orgnote from me congratulating you on being the funniest Orger on this thread. Plus, If you see a response that you feel is the funniest, please Orgnote me and tell me which post it is and why that particular Orger deserves the prize. Whoever gets the most votes at the end of the thread wins.

My real name is ___ , although I wish my real name was ___ . I use the Org because my life is ___ . My ideal pet would be ___ . For a living, I ___ , but would rather be ___ . My all-time favourite movie is ___ and my favourite music album of all time is ___ . If I had super powers, those powers would be ___ , and I would use them for ___ . The one thing you don't know about me is ___ . My least favourite ___ is ___, because ___. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably ___ . Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; ___ .

My real name is Betty, although I wish my real name was Boris . I use the Org because my life is over . My ideal pet would be IceNine . For a living, I fuck , but would rather be cleaning my windows . My all-time favourite movie is Little Shop of Horrors and my favourite music album of all time is Timmy Mallet's Christmas Album . If I had super powers, those powers would be super , and I would use them for ever . The one thing you don't know about me is, I forgot . My least favourite husband is Desmond, because he revealed he was really a Yorkshire Terrior(I thought he said Yorkshire Terrorist, when we dated). If I was to jack this thread, I would probably talk about my shoes . Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; gag them and say "Oh my god" 10, 000 times a day until they are sick of hearing that phrase . [/quote]

My real name is Althamus , although I wish my real name was Althomina Tin Tin . I use the Org because my life is a bit rusty . My ideal pet would be a can of oil. For a living, I steal magnets from children , but would rather be greasing my pump . My all-time favourite movie is RoboCop and my favourite music album of all time is Heavy Metal and Garage. If I had super powers, those powers would be turning gold into platinum, and I would use them for making money. The one thing you don't know about me is I have an extra lug nut . My least favourite season is summer, because I tend to over heat asnd need extra lubrication to protect against rusting. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably throw a wrench into it...literally! . Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; put each one of those mere humans into a metal scrap compactor and use them as chess pieces .



:HAMMER: Althom
[This message was edited Sat Jul 5 12:45:24 PDT 2003 by Chico319]

Haystack said:

Mine is soo boring...

Better respond myself;


My real name is Dana , although I wish my real name was Arthur Penis . I use the Org because my life is embarrassing and this is a great escape. My ideal pet would be a giant ostrich called Bernard. For a living, I suck off kittens, but would rather be Oprah Winfrey's sperm donor. My all-time favourite movie is Ishtar and my favourite music album of all time is Sade's second album. If I had super powers, those powers would be dormant, knowing my luck, and I would use them for waiting. The one thing you don't know about me is I'm actually Tommy Barbarella - remember him? My least favourite Jackson is Tito, because of that mix-up we had back in 1988 - he knows. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably turn it into the usual bland mix of UnOrgQuoting and endless quoting of previous posts, in order to render it unreadable. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; Sandpaper their genitals until they vowed never to make another series of the unfunny shite again.

REDFEATHERS said:

I wouldn't say that. It made me laugh.

Haystack said:

I am gonna post again, later, after my Red Wine

My real name is Pete , although I wish my real name was Barbara . I use the Org because my life is really quite tragic . My ideal pet would be Icenine . For a living, I Cook , but would rather be a prostitute . My all-time favourite movie is Fried Green Tomatoes and my favourite music album of all time is Celine Dion . If I had super powers, those powers would be the ability to see everyone naked , and I would use them for letcherous reasons . The one thing you don't know about me is a secret . My least favourite album is TRC, because its poo . If I was to jack this thread, I would probably talk utter rubbish . Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; suffocate .

Much love Pochacco

My real name is Willamina, although I wish my real name was Bubba. I use the Org because my life is very empty. My ideal pet would be a stalk of celery. For a living, I wash cars, but would rather be washing airplanes. My all-time favorite movie is old school and my favorite music album of all time is Debbie Gibson's electric youth. If I had super powers, those powers would be the power to shit money and gold coins, and I would use them to fund my own terrorist organization that would attack anyone affiliated with the actor Steve Buscemi, I like Steve and all. I really do believe he is a talented actor, but I think He wants me to attack his friends family and basically anyone who he comes in contact with. The one thing you don't know about me is I'm really a member of the group KKK, not those racists bastards but a group who Kills Kats for there Kinetic energy, It's very hard to explain but I'm going to bring up a name change proposal at our next Bimonthly meeting. My least favorite orger is Sweeny79, because She lives in my head and occasionally forces me to be nice to all of you fruity Prince Freaks. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably post a pic of a suicide attempt, but one of you asses would probably report me and my account would be terminated because I would cuss out a moderator. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; cover them in Cream cheese and video tape them doing Groucho Marx impressions while I masturbated a goat.

My real name is LaVisHh , although I wish my real name was LaVisHh . I use the Org because my life is LaVisHh . My ideal pet would be LaVisHh . For a living, I LaVisHh , but would rather be LaVisHh . My all-time favourite movie is LaVisHh and my favourite music album of all time is LaVisHh . If I had super powers, those powers would be LaVisHh , and I would use them for LaVisHh . The one thing you don't know about me is LaVisHh . My least favourite LaVisHh is LaVisHh, because LaVisHh. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably LaVisHh . Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; LaVisHh .

Heavenly said:

I wish I would have thought of that!

Sweeny79 said:

Chico319 said:

Chico!

That was funny wasn't it! I'm very proud of myself

My real name is Dannii , although I wish my real name was Kylie. I use the Org because my life is incomplete without self-promotion. My ideal pet would be to be pet on the loo while I get my vibe on. For a living, I sing songs, but would rather be an actress on the TV hit show "Neighbors". My all-time favourite movie is Carrie and my favourite music album of all time is my new album, "Neon Nights," in stores now! If I had super powers, those powers would be to be able to sing my way out of a paper bag, and I would use them for singing my way out of those damn paper bags. The one thing you don't know about me is something I probably don't know about myself either, hmmm. My least favourite sister is Kylie, because I am the one who had a career first! That bitch had to come along and steals all of my ideas 2 years before I have them myself. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably make a mess pretty quickly. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; beg and plead with them to buy my album, "Neon Nights," in stores now.
[This message was edited Sat Jul 5 13:25:18 PDT 2003 by Moonbeam]

My real name is Jason, although I wish my real name was Bill Gates . I use the Org because my life is Boring as hell. My ideal pet would be REDFEATHERS . For a living, I Disc Jockey , but would rather be A Porno Movie Producer. My all-time favourite movie is Pulp Fiction and my favourite music album of all time is It Would Take A Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back - Public Enemy. If I had super powers, those powers would be A Telescopic Dick & The power 2 be Irresistable 2 women , and I would use them for My Movies,of course . The one thing you don't know about me is I had a crush on Alyssa Milano(until she turned into a whore). My least favourite Food is Brussel Sprouts, because They look like tiny cabbages & they stink. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably Cum All over it. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; Get Ross A Jurrassic Park action figure,give Joey a huge sandwich,get Chandler some new jokes,Torture Phoebe,get Monica 2 clean my house & Live happily ever after with Rachel .

Moonbeam said:

That's so wrong! But you hit it on right on the head!!! :LOL::LOl:

Chico319 said:

That is funny as fuck, and I wouldnt be surprised if you; MOONBEAM, were telling the truth!










btw, Chico319, I your avatar!

ThaHumanBody said:

Would you feed me, pet me and take me for walkies???


btw: please dont torture Phoebe...

REDFEATHERS said:

Thanks you guys. You know I have mad love for you Chico, and although we haven't conversed Red, I think you're fantastic.

My real name is Ryan, although I wish my real name was Rupaul . I use the Org because my life is one big orgy . My ideal pet would be Whitney Houston. For a living, I cook fries at McDonald's , but would rather be Jerry Springer's love toy . My all-time favourite movie is "To Wong Foo..." and my favourite music album of all time is Baby Got Back . If I had super powers, those powers would be magical, duh! , and I would use them for dick transplants . The one thing you don't know about me is that I fuck German Shepherds. My least favourite food is bananas, because why would I eat those, when I have George Michael?!. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably paste my "Sex with michael jackson" pictures on this damn thread!. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them: Nothing. They're all assexual!

Who's winning?

Moonbeam said:

Thanx Moonbeam...

My real name is Elvis Presley, although I wish my real name was Prince, 'cause he's doing what I would have wanted to do if I hadn't gone underground, and he's so funky, dammit! I use the Org because my life is supposed to be non-existent, but I enjoy surfing the internet, and I'm a huge Prince-fan, so you do the math. My ideal pet would be a teddy bear, I guess, though I love all kinds of animals, but I would still have to say teddy bear. For a living, I do background vocals sometimes, or really, I just live on what I've earned previously, hehe, but would rather be plotting to take over the world (and that's what I'm actually doing, and so far, so good). My all-time favourite movie is by far Harum Scarum (I think I did a good job there), but a good second is Under the Cherry Moon, 'cause I'm a huge fan of Prince, as previously stated and my favourite music album of all time is hehe, not one of mine, as you probably thought, but SOTT and Parade, by my man, you know who! If I had super powers, those powers would be to multiply myself to thousands of copies, and I would use them for confusing people . The one thing you don't know about me is that I'm actually still alive!! (But ooops, I think I just told you). My least favourite kind of thread on the org is the one named "hilarious 'fill in the blanks' contest", because it made me spill a few secrets, grrr. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably either reminisce somewhat, or I would try to talk myself out of this mess I've just created for myself. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; Get Ross to tell me all he knows about dinosaurs and other fun science facts, because I'm genuinely interested Thanks and good night!

Sweeny79 said:

Nobody's voted yet. All they have to do is Orgnote me with their votes.

Heavenly said:

Why am I thinking of Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man saying this?

Well, I've been completely underwhelmed with the number of votes cast so far.

It's neck and neck between CherrieMoonKisses and REDFEATHERS at the moment, but that could change if other people vote, or if somebody else posts an hilarious post between now and the end of voting (which will happen when I see fit). Come on people, vote for your favourite poster on this thread and you too could win an Orgnote from me.

Haystack said:

Cloudbuster said:

Haystack said:

Can I vote twice?