the hitchhikers guide to a possible ride edit.
[This message was edited Sat Jul 5 10:44:04 PDT 2003 by pejman]

What a hoochie.

I'd charge 50 spanks per mile

Give me a male version of the potential escaped inmate above, and I might reconsider my decision to never pick up hitchhikers...

my only hitchhiker experience was when i picked one up in Troon,My dad an i saw this man walknig along the road with the biggest bag u ever saw an he had a limp.
So my dad says why dont we stop for him.I was like u "u think we should?" my dad pointed out that there was two of us so if any shit started we would kick his ass,so i said sure.
Anyway we picked him up and we were going to drop him off in Irvine,so we started to make small talk,my dad asked him what he had in the bag,i mean u should have seen the size of it,,so this guy starts to get really aggressive an says "None of your fucking buisness".
Straight away my dad says.."son stop the car" he then turned to our passenger an said that if he didnt get the fuck out we'd kick the shit out of him.
so he got out an we drove home,but when we got out we realised that he left his bag in the car.
So after that expeirence i dont pick hitchhikers up anymore.

my only hitchhiker experience was when i picked one up in Troon,My dad an i saw this man walknig along the road with the biggest bag u ever saw an he had a limp.
So my dad says why dont we stop for him.I was like u "u think we should?" my dad pointed out that there was two of us so if any shit started we would kick his ass,so i said sure.
Anyway we picked him up and we were going to drop him off in Irvine,so we started to make small talk,my dad asked him what he had in the bag,i mean u should have seen the size of it,,so this guy starts to get really aggressive an says "None of your fucking buisness".
Straight away my dad says.."son stop the car" he then turned to our passenger an said that if he didnt get the fuck out we'd kick the shit out of him.
so he got out an we drove home,but when we got out we realised that he left his bag in the car.
So after that expeirence i dont pick hitchhikers up anymore.

twice

I'd pick up this one > http://www.madonnashots.c...vid049.jpg

i was at a david bowie show once and a woman needed a ride home so i gave her one. we were going in the same direction. does that constitute picking up a hitchhiker? she could've stabbed me or shot me or something, but there was a car fll of people who'da busted her ass up if she tried anything!

muirdo said:

So what was in the bag?!

Pluto said:

have you thought about joining the org gay mafia?

cborgman said:

Well... Thanks for the invitation!! It's just that I'm not really gay. My avatar (and maybe even my name...)is a bit misleading, I guess, 'cause I'm really a girl. Maybe I should change my gender to "female" in my profile... ..OK. I think I'll do that!

No I haven't and No I wouldn't no matter how sexy they are.

Chico319 said:

forget about the ride, she's a keeper!!

Sweeny79 said:

That's what I really like to hear!!! You never know what kind of a freak you may pick up! Why risk it.

Me and my sis went to a gig, and we hitched a ride with the lead singer... we told him it wasnt far.. It was on the other side of London, I think he was pissed abit, but "wtf, they got some cheek"...we took him home...fed him ginger biscuits and he was off on his way.


It was the cheapest ride we had ever!

REDFEATHERS said:

If its a two hour ride home and i'm driving alone, yeah i'll give one of the sexy soldiers a lift just to keep me awake for the long ride.. and I never regret it.

When I was on my way back from PA a couple weeks ago my brother and I saw a van broken down by the side of the road and a man walking about a mile ahead of it. We figured we'd turn around at the next exit since it was getting dark and neither of us would want to be walking alone in Indianna. :shiver: Anyway, turns out he was from Nigerea (I hope I'm spelling that right) and he ran a couple of shops that sold African masks and drums etc. We took him about 80 miles to Champaine IL and he insisted on giving us $30 dollars which we used to buy beer and the new Radiohead album. So in the future, for sure I'm picking up hitchhikers!

pejman said:

Exactly!

Seriously, I would never pick up a hitchhiker, unless it was Spike (yeah, that would be safe), Keanu or Han Solo (all very realistic alternatives, of course).

... And Prince, of course! I would certainly pick him up (also a very realistic alternative, I know).

AnotherLoverToo said:

Pluto said:

That's a bizarre choice of peeps you mentioned Pluto but you know... they all seem like they're harmless...

I have, and will continue to give rides.
But I choose my hitchhikers carefully.
I only take people who I know might be in danger if night falls, or soldiers (they protect me, so it's the least I can do for them, also I remember being a soldier once).

I was picked up once. Wasn't hitching, but was offered a ride. So I did.

I gave two Marines a ride ( in my car that is) to the base. They were a bit far and I felt sorry for them. I wouldn't do it again. At least I don't think so. A friend of mine had a family member murdered when he offered a ride to a stranger.

HELL NO..!!!







i brought a guy that i knew home once when he was hitchhiking and he brought me to some fuckin cow field that his parents had built a wild house... but the thought of driving in a field on a fuckin cow trail scared the shite out of me...


never ever again even if i know them

Anyone remember 'The Hitcher'?
When this movie first came out, there was a great hue and cry over it. People were outraged over a scene in which a young girl is pulled in half. Of course, now that is tame, especially considering that the entire event takes place off-screen. But the movie has earned a place on most lists of the best horror films . . . because this movie is truly frightening – and it’s frightening precisely because so much of it is left 2 ur imagination, and we all know from personal experience that things are rarely as bad as we imagine they are or will be.
Jim Halsey (played by the cute C. Thomas Howell - wonder what he looks like now tho!) is driving a car through the Southwest, heading for California. It’s a long, boring trip. He begins 2 fall asleep at the wheel while driving through the pouring rain, so he picks up a hitchhiker (Rutger Hauer), hoping the man will keep him awake. So begins a bizarre game of cat-and-mouse on the highways of Texas, as the hitchhiker turns out 2 be a psychotic serial killer with a death wish.

The hitcher wants Halsey 2 be the one 2 stop him, but Halsey wants no part of it. So the hitcher chases him across Texas, playing sadistic pranks (like placing a severed finger in Halsey’s French fries), framing him 4 a couple of murders, and mentally torturing Halsey 2 force him 2 play the game. The tension and dread build steadily throughout the movie until they reach nearly unbearable levels. This is truly a terrifying movie and having seen it once does not make u immune 2 the next viewing.

If u truly like being scared (as opposed 2 being 'grossed' out) or if you can appreciate a really well-done horror story, then I’d recommend this movie highly. This is certainly one of the scariest movies I’ve ever seen, but it was so compelling, I could not turn away. It’s a taut, nail-biting, seat-gripping, pillow-hugging thriller. It is absolutely deserving of the cult status it has attained over the years.
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Thank God I dont drive

bananacologne said:

I was just about 2 say, what about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre too?!

The Hitcher is the all-time most scariest F*cking movie ever made.