I think we should take a collection, build a Death Star, blow up Mars and create a nice, strong evil empire to take over the universe. Does anyone have any good ideas on how best to carry out an effective campaign of intergalactic fascism? I just think it would be kind of fun and rewarding, is all. My job's getting boring and I need to travel more, so I figured a despotic Emperor of the Universe would be a good career change.

Thanks in advance for your advice.

beware of dark side Anxiety...fear leads to suffering. Hmmm

Oh hi, Yoda. Don't mind me. I might be blowing up your home planet soon, but don't take it personally.

this is who I want to be...

Emperor Of The Highway"

I am the Emperor of the Highway
I wield the Universal Will
One might chance to overlook on my Divineness
Unless I'm sitting in the Imperial Poupe de Ville
I am the Emperor of the Highway
Strapped with foolish mortals such as these
I need never indicate my intentions
I can stop and go and turn just as I please
For I am the Emperor of the Highway

Hold!
Methinks that thou hast driven too far
I am the Royal Prince of Foreign Sports Cars
Better that I should drive a wheelchair or jog
Than to be blown off by a Regal Road Hog

I am the Emperor of the Highway
(Where did you ever get that gas sucking pig of a car?)
This time my friend, you are outclassed
(Any real man would drive a stick shift)
For my uncle is the Duke of the State Police
(Cut me off again and I will punch your lights out)
And he will place his Royal Boot upon your Ass
(This is my exist, we shall meet another day)

Don't forget who's Emperor of the Highway
For I am the Emperor of the Highway!

Song For A Future Generation - The B52s

Wanna be the ruler of the galaxy
Wanna be the king of the universe
Let's meet and have a baby now!

Wanna be the empress of fashion
Wanna be the president of Moscow
Let's meet and have a baby now!

La! La! La! La! La!
La! La! La! La! La!
La! La! La! La! La!
La! La! La! La! La!

Hey, I'm Fred the Cancerian from New Jersey
I like collecting records and exploring
The cave of the unknown

Hello, I'm Cindy, I'm a Pisces
And I like chihuahuas and
Chinese noodles

Wanna be the first lady of infinity
Wanna be the nicest guy on earth
Let's meet and have a baby now!

La! La! La! La! La!
La! La! La! La! La!
La! La! La! La! La!
La! La! La! La! La!
Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!
Now! La! La! La! La! La!

Hi, my name is Ricky and I'm a Pisces
I love computers and hot tamales

Hey, I'm Kate and I am a Taurus
I love tomatoes and black-capped
Chickadees

Hey, my name is Keith and I'm a
Scorpio from Athens, G-A and I like
To find the essence from within

Wanna be the captain of the Enterprise
Wanna be the king of the Zulus
Let's meet and have a baby now!

Wanna be the daughter of Dracula
Wanna be the son of Frankenstein
Let's meet and have a baby now!

Wanna be mother-father
Wanna be daughter-son
Wanna be captain
Wanna be ruler-king and empress

Why Mars, dude?

Anxiety. I know your problem. It's sexual frustration. Do this for a bit and you'll be fine. Or if not then a bit of .

Sorry, no vacancies for that post at the moment.
Position already taken.

Though I'm always happy to encourage new evil dictators. You get immense job satisfaction from ruling the universe with an iron fist.

Hmmm...

How about creating a nice, strong good empire to take over the universe for a change? And not blow up Mars?