...does that make me a pervert?

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think that unicorns are kick ass!


Unicorn Hand Puppet for jack off purposes.
#2352 LARGE UNICORN

This Hand Puppet is 23 inches long.
$47.95

If you want to jack off like the master, go to puppetshopper.com and tell 'em that Richard Stroker sent ya!

http://puppetshopper.com/...corns.html

I'm afraid to ask where you put your hand in the Unicorn?

Poor unicorn

Jesus, all these sex threads

Get a shrink!

Sweeny79 said:

I know damn, poor thing didn't have a chance.

IceNine said:

You want to get yourself an inflatable unicorn!
That way you can explore your love to new depths.

Try this link:

www.queerunicornfuckers.com/inflatables

mcmeekle said:

Damn, if that had been http://www.heterosexualun...flatables, I would be in business!!!

Sweeny79 said:

The unicorn was comin' on to me...

Should I change my signature?

CherrieMoonKisses said:

You could dress up as a hand puppet and come visit me.

IceNine said:

gee Icey...that sounds just as sexy as...you being dressed up as my lil ice birdie

CherrieMoonKisses said:

We could do both!!!

I will dress up as a penguin and you will dress up as a hand puppet!

IceNine said:

classic I will go if Ice9 leaves the Org!

Therapy said:

Yeah but did you notice the absence of a question?

IceNine said:

yep. mmm hmmm

XxAxX said:

Just checking.

pejman said:

I was actually taking the piss out of Mr Nine, as he complains about the amount of sex threads.

PS It was done in a friendly way

IceNine said:

...oh, I mean ..no wait..it's definitely
[This message was edited Mon Jul 7 17:08:34 PDT 2003 by Presence]

Presence said:

Insightful... which old org member are you?

you were a perv before puppetry of the penis.

a mystical kind of perv

i'm salivating at the prospect of a unicorn puppet drenched in IceNine's creamy delicious man-spoo!

AaronSuperior said:

i think i'd pay good $$ for one of those!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

AaronSuperior said:

I sell 'em on eBay!

IceNine said:

do you do custom-orders? i want you to squirt a load up the hand-hole

AaronSuperior said:

I'm easy... no problem at all. Special orders are my specialty!

:LOL:

Excellent thread! I love unicorns too!