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My real name is Schneiser, although I wish my real name was Schneisen  . I use the Org because my life is bittenflugen  . My ideal pet would be machein. For a living, I munchenisen, but would rather be a gerwerschneiser  . My all-time favourite movie is Der Pumpen De Flagen De Ruten  and my favourite music album of all time is David Hasselhoffen . If I had super powers, those powers would be versiveich  , and I would use them for neich reisen. The one thing you don't know about me is mein schneisen der huffen de pumpfen ein bein deiseren. My least favourite umphf is der umphf , because mein miesen umphf  . If I was to jack this thread, I would probably lauchrein. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; fracht! . |
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Pluto said: Hi mcmeekle! So you are a german-wannabe, eh?It's not German?  |
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mcmeekle said: My real name is Schneiser, although I wish my real name was Schneisen
. I use the Org because my life is bittenflugen . My ideal pet would be machein. For a living, I munchenisen, but would rather be a gerwerschneiser . My all-time favourite movie is Der Pumpen De Flagen De Ruten and my favourite music album of all time is David Hasselhoffen . If I had super powers, those powers would be versiveich , and I would use them for neich reisen. The one thing you don't know about me is mein schneisen der huffen de pumpfen ein bein deiseren. My least favourite umphf is der umphf , because mein miesen umphf . If I was to jack this thread, I would probably lauchrein. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; fracht! . Can I vote thrice?
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Haystack said: Well, I've been completely underwhelmed with the number of votes cast so far.
It's neck and neck between CherrieMoonKisses and REDFEATHERS at the moment, but that could change if other people vote, or if somebody else posts an hilarious post between now and the end of voting (which will happen when I see fit). Come on people, vote for your favourite poster on this thread and you too could win an Orgnote from me. "Hi Haystack! This is Redfeathers. Chico is letting me borrow his account. Well, anyway my vote's for him! Thanks. Cheeri'o Tah Tah God save the Queen!! Girl Power!" | |
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REDFEATHERS said: ThaHumanBody said: My real name is Jason, although I wish my real name was Bill Gates . I use the Org because my life is Boring as hell. My ideal pet would be REDFEATHERS
. For a living, I Disc Jockey , but would rather be A Porno Movie Producer. My all-time favourite movie is Pulp Fiction and my favourite music album of all time is It Would Take A Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back - Public Enemy. If I had super powers, those powers would be A Telescopic Dick & The power 2 be Irresistable 2 women , and I would use them for My Movies,of course . The one thing you don't know about me is I had a crush on Alyssa Milano(until she turned into a whore). My least favourite Food is Brussel Sprouts, because They look like tiny cabbages & they stink. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably Cum All over it. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; Get Ross A Jurrassic Park action figure,give Joey a huge sandwich,get Chandler some new jokes,Torture Phoebe,get Monica 2 clean my house & Live happily ever after with Rachel  . Would you feed me, pet me and take me for walkies??? 
btw: please dont torture Phoebe...  Only when we weren't makin' babies  **************************************************
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My real name is Bertha , although I wish my real name was Fatama . I use the Org because my life is without meaning . My ideal pet would be a pig so that if I got bored with it, I could eat it . For a living, I lick the stamp at the post office , but would rather be the person who tell kids when to go down the water slide . My all-time favourite movie is Grease 2 and my favourite music album of all time is The Black Dyke Band's Polka Hits . If I had super powers, those powers would be to see dead people , and I would use them for my own amusement . The one thing you don't know about me is that I love giving people one star ratings on their threads . My least favourite orger is althom , because I find him really annoying . If I was to jack this thread, I would probably talk about my love for buying used underware on ebay . Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; make them sit through their shit show for 24 hours and feed them milk and orange juice . | |
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My real name is Sinbad, although I wish my real name was Godzilla. I use the Org because my life isn't. My ideal pet would be a giant pussy. For a living, I clean used condoms, but would rather be a tampon. My all-time favourite movie is Taboo and my favourite music album of all time is Please don't hurt them hammer. If I had super powers, those powers would be giant cock fighting, and I would use them for cuming on the world. The one thing you don't know about me is that I masterbate 43 times a day. My least favourite porn is gay, because if I had a pet it would be a giant pussy. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably jack off. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; kill the men and masterbate on the women.
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ThaHumanBody said: REDFEATHERS said: ThaHumanBody said: My real name is Jason, although I wish my real name was Bill Gates . I use the Org because my life is Boring as hell. My ideal pet would be REDFEATHERS
. For a living, I Disc Jockey , but would rather be A Porno Movie Producer. My all-time favourite movie is Pulp Fiction and my favourite music album of all time is It Would Take A Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back - Public Enemy. If I had super powers, those powers would be A Telescopic Dick & The power 2 be Irresistable 2 women , and I would use them for My Movies,of course . The one thing you don't know about me is I had a crush on Alyssa Milano(until she turned into a whore). My least favourite Food is Brussel Sprouts, because They look like tiny cabbages & they stink. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably Cum All over it. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; Get Ross A Jurrassic Park action figure,give Joey a huge sandwich,get Chandler some new jokes,Torture Phoebe,get Monica 2 clean my house & Live happily ever after with Rachel . Would you feed me, pet me and take me for walkies???
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althom said: My real name is Bertha , although I wish my real name was Fatama . I use the Org because my life is without meaning . My ideal pet would be a pig so that if I got bored with it, I could eat it . For a living, I lick the stamp at the post office , but would rather be the person who tell kids when to go down the water slide . My all-time favourite movie is Grease 2 and my favourite music album of all time is The Black Dyke Band's Polka Hits . If I had super powers, those powers would be to see dead people , and I would use them for my own amusement . The one thing you don't know about me is that I love giving people one star ratings on their threads . My least favourite orger is althom , because I find him really annoying . If I was to jack this thread, I would probably talk about my love for buying used underware on ebay . Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; make them sit through their shit show for 24 hours and feed them milk and orange juice .
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althom said: My real name is Bertha , although I wish my real name was Fatama . I use the Org because my life is without meaning . My ideal pet would be a pig so that if I got bored with it, I could eat it . For a living, I lick the stamp at the post office , but would rather be the person who tell kids when to go down the water slide . My all-time favourite movie is Grease 2 and my favourite music album of all time is The Black Dyke Band's Polka Hits . If I had super powers, those powers would be to see dead people , and I would use them for my own amusement . The one thing you don't know about me is that I love giving people one star ratings on their threads . My least favourite orger is althom , because I find him really annoying . If I was to jack this thread, I would probably talk about my love for buying used underware on ebay . Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; make them sit through their shit show for 24 hours and feed them milk and orange juice .
YOU WIN HANDS DOWN,MATE!! :FALLOFF: **************************************************
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Haystack said: Cloudbuster said: My real name is Spack , although I wish my real name was Spino . I use the Org because my life is non-existent . My ideal pet would be a human who would love me, despite my tiny penis . For a living, I piss on old men's faces , but would rather be pissed on . My all-time favourite movie is Cagney and Lacey The Movie and my favourite music album of all time is Jane McDonald - The Hits (anag) . If I had super powers, those powers would be to be attractive to other humans , and I would use them for leering at minor celebrities . The one thing you don't know about me is that I stalk Kate Bush in a very disturbing manner . My least favourite website is Prince.Org, because it's full of losers. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably find that it would go unnoticed . Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; release them. | |
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My real name is cleetus cleetus arightus, although I wish my real name was Adolf bin hussien muhammad nusrat ali arafat wilhiem Leonardo jim jackson. I use the Org because my life is one filled with loathing, murder, decadence, and debauchery, so I come here to get away from all of that. My ideal pet would be sharks with laser beams. For a living, I advise the president on political strategy, but would rather be slapping the shit out of stupid people. My all-time favourite movie is legally blonde and my favourite music album of all time is Anything by alvin and the chipmunks If I had super powers, those powers would be to say the name of any drug of my choice and instantly feel it's effects , and I would use them for getting fucked up. The one thing you don't know about me is I know where you live.  My least favourite position is missionary, because I hate looking into the face of a rotting corpse. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably post a picture of some bacon . Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; smear mayonaise on their asses and shoot bologna and cheese at their booties and after that slap the shit out of each one of them .[This message was edited Sun Jul 6 14:35:49 PDT 2003 by sinisterpentatonic] | |
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REDFEATHERS got the most votes (including one from herself - and I think that she must have been paying the other people who voted for her entry). That makes her the winner.
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Where's REDFEATHERS gone? I can't find her profile. Help! | |
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My real name is Poindexstress, although I wish my real name was Svetlana Lyubezhanin. I use the Org because my life is strangly jumpy. My ideal pet would be Richard Gere. For a living, I mop chicken blood, but would rather be a professional armadillo bowler. My all-time favourite movie is Titanic and my favourite music album of all time is the Titanic Soundtrack. If I had super powers, those powers would be the ability to suck anything through a straw, and I would use them for devilish sexual acts and getting Christopher to come to the California State Fair with me so he can buy all the corn dogs and cotton candy. The one thing you don't know about me is that I like to hump electrical fencing. My least favourite orger is Ben, because he has caused the incredible-prince.org-obsession disease that is wreaking havoc on hundreds each day. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably jack althom. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; I would have sex with Chandler and Phoebe, and throw the rest off the balcony when they're preoccupied staring at Ugly Naked Guy. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Haystack said: Where's REDFEATHERS gone? I can't find her profile. Help!
She is 
Prepare to Be RaZZleD!!!
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INSATIABLE said: My real name is Poindexstress, although I wish my real name was Svetlana Lyubezhanin. I use the Org because my life is strangly jumpy. My ideal pet would be Richard Gere. For a living, I mop chicken blood, but would rather be a professional armadillo bowler. My all-time favourite movie is Titanic and my favourite music album of all time is the Titanic Soundtrack. If I had super powers, those powers would be the ability to suck anything through a straw, and I would use them for devilish sexual acts and getting Christopher to come to the California State Fair with me so he can buy all the corn dogs and cotton candy. The one thing you don't know about me is that I like to hump electrical fencing. My least favourite orger is Ben, because he has caused the incredible-prince.org-obsession disease that is wreaking havoc on hundreds each day. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably jack althom. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; I would have sex with Chandler and Phoebe, and throw the rest off the balcony when they're preoccupied staring at Ugly Naked Guy.
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Haystack said: INSATIABLE said: My real name is Poindexstress, although I wish my real name was Svetlana Lyubezhanin. I use the Org because my life is strangly jumpy. My ideal pet would be Richard Gere. For a living, I mop chicken blood, but would rather be a professional armadillo bowler. My all-time favourite movie is Titanic and my favourite music album of all time is the Titanic Soundtrack. If I had super powers, those powers would be the ability to suck anything through a straw, and I would use them for devilish sexual acts and getting Christopher to come to the California State Fair with me so he can buy all the corn dogs and cotton candy. The one thing you don't know about me is that I like to hump electrical fencing. My least favourite orger is Ben, because he has caused the incredible-prince.org-obsession disease that is wreaking havoc on hundreds each day. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably jack althom. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; I would have sex with Chandler and Phoebe, and throw the rest off the balcony when they're preoccupied staring at Ugly Naked Guy.
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INSATIABLE said: My real name is Poindexstress, although I wish my real name was Svetlana Lyubezhanin. I use the Org because my life is strangly jumpy. My ideal pet would be Richard Gere. For a living, I mop chicken blood, but would rather be a professional armadillo bowler. My all-time favourite movie is Titanic and my favourite music album of all time is the Titanic Soundtrack. If I had super powers, those powers would be the ability to suck anything through a straw, and I would use them for devilish sexual acts and getting Christopher to come to the California State Fair with me so he can buy all the corn dogs and cotton candy. The one thing you don't know about me is that I like to hump electrical fencing. My least favourite orger is Ben, because he has caused the incredible-prince.org-obsession disease that is wreaking havoc on hundreds each day. If I was to jack this thread, I would probably jack althom. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; I would have sex with Chandler and Phoebe, and throw the rest off the balcony when they're preoccupied staring at Ugly Naked Guy.
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My real name is testicles, although I wish my real name was bollocks. I use the Org because my life is nuts. My ideal pet would be bulldog . For a living, I have to sit next to a right cock , but would rather be sucked! My all-time favourite movie is porno and my favourite music album of all time is Crystal Balls. If I had super powers, those powers would be to have a seperate consciousness from whom I'm hanging off, and I would use them for taking over the world! The one thing you don't know about me is that some people that have owned me, have pickled me in a jar after the bit of skin hanging off me died! My least favourite passtime is penis impotence surgery, because I don't much fancy my mate stomach being sliced open and being played with from a totally new angle  . If I was to jack this thread, I would probably come all over it. Incidentally, if I had the entire cast of Friends locked up in my cellar, I would do the following to them; give them a right bollocking! [This message was edited Mon Jul 7 16:20:38 PDT 2003 by Therapy] | |
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