What bumper stickers have you seen while out driving that really made you laugh or just smile? Here are some of my favorites:

"My kid beat up your honor student"

"Bumper to bumper, butt to butt. Get off my ass, you crazy nut!"

And my personal favorite: "A boss is like a diaper, always on your ass and full of shit!" How true!

Your turn.

Boldly going nowhere.

Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

CATS -- The other white meat.

Don't be sexist -- broads hate that.

I'm an imbecile and I vote.

Money Isn't Everything... But it sure keeps the kids in touch.

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me, not you!

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Save Your Breath...you'll need it to blow up your date!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

Grow your own dope, plant a man.

All men are animals, some just make better pets.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

I need someone really bad... are you really bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots... I married their King.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Out of my mind... back in five minutes.

Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

I love this one:

Don't be sexist -- broads hate that

Sweeny79 said:

I love those! Thanks for sharing.

Here is another bumper sticker that I saw just today:

My karma ran over your dogma.

If you breaka my car,I'll breaka you face!!
& my personal fave

Grass,cash,or ass,nobody rides 4 free!!

:LOL: All these are great!!! Here's one :

I found him...I have Jesus in the trunck :LOL:

i want the "boldly going nowhere"

thats me...