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Dates from Hell! Post your dates from hell or the funniest dates you have ever encountered here.
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I went on a date with a guy called Chico (lol, not Chico319) anyway he was drop dead gorgeous, a latino dancer and graphic designer.
Well he picked me up in his car and kept saying... Oh my god! Is it really you? Are you really here? I can't believe it, am I dreaming? etc etc...Kept just looking, all the time... (I am not gonna mention what happened leading up to the date lol, all innocent...but it was funny!) 
Ok, he had a massive boner when he was eyeing me up in a bar a couple of nights before, I mean BIG!!!
Anyway, we drove to a bar...he couldnt reverse park...  so he proceeded to push the car with me in it, into the parking space... 
I was mortified! 
Then when we got to the bar, he bought the drinks and I started making conversation. He said "STOP!!! I dont want to talk to you, I just want to drink my margarita and look at you all night"  I have never had that before. He was really mind blowingly gorgeous, but that killed it for me.
I didnt see him again...  | |
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Damn, Red, sorry to hear that that happened to you. 
Shoot, I have had sooo many dates from hell, I'm not sure which one to tell first. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I went on a date with a guy called Chico (lol, not Chico319) anyway he was drop dead gorgeous, a latino dancer and graphic designer.
Well he picked me up in his car and kept saying... Oh my god! Is it really you? Are you really here? I can't believe it, am I dreaming? etc etc...Kept just looking, all the time... (I am not gonna mention what happened leading up to the date lol, all innocent...but it was funny!)
Ok, he had a massive boner when he was eyeing me up in a bar a couple of nights before, I mean BIG!!!
Anyway, we drove to a bar...he couldnt reverse park... so he proceeded to push the car with me in it, into the parking space...
I was mortified!
Then when we got to the bar, he bought the drinks and I started making conversation. He said "STOP!!! I dont want to talk to you, I just want to drink my margarita and look at you all night" I have never had that before. He was really mind blowingly gorgeous, but that killed it for me.
I didnt see him again... so post a pic already... christ have we waited long enough..  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I went on a date with a guy called Chico (lol, not Chico319) anyway he was drop dead gorgeous, a latino dancer . True
Well he picked me up in his car and kept saying... Oh my god! Is it really you? Are you really here? I can't believe it, am I dreaming? etc etc...Kept just looking, all the time... Not really my style. (I am not gonna mention what happened leading up to the date lol, all innocent...but it was funny!)
Ok, he had a massive boner when he was eyeing me up in a bar a couple of nights before, I mean BIG!!! True 
Anyway, we drove to a bar...he couldnt reverse park... so he proceeded to push the car with me in it, into the parking space... :LOL: DEFINITELY not me
I was mortified!
Then when we got to the bar, he bought the drinks and I started making conversation. I don't drink He said "STOP!!! I dont want to talk to you, I just want to drink my margarita and look at you all night" :LOL: I have never had that before. He was really mind blowingly gorgeous, Hmmm..True
I didnt see him again... When I get there..I'll show you the real Chico Latino :F: 
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DORA said: REDFEATHERS said: I went on a date with a guy called Chico (lol, not Chico319) anyway he was drop dead gorgeous, a latino dancer and graphic designer.
Well he picked me up in his car and kept saying... Oh my god! Is it really you? Are you really here? I can't believe it, am I dreaming? etc etc...Kept just looking, all the time... (I am not gonna mention what happened leading up to the date lol, all innocent...but it was funny!)
Ok, he had a massive boner when he was eyeing me up in a bar a couple of nights before, I mean BIG!!!
Anyway, we drove to a bar...he couldnt reverse park... so he proceeded to push the car with me in it, into the parking space...
I was mortified!
Then when we got to the bar, he bought the drinks and I started making conversation. He said "STOP!!! I dont want to talk to you, I just want to drink my margarita and look at you all night" I have never had that before. He was really mind blowingly gorgeous, but that killed it for me.
I didnt see him again... so post a pic already... christ have we waited long enough..  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Anyway, we drove to a bar...he couldnt reverse park...
so he proceeded to push the car with me in it, into the parking space...
I was mortified! i'd be mortified, too!!! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: REDFEATHERS said: Anyway, we drove to a bar...he couldnt reverse park...
so he proceeded to push the car with me in it, into the parking space...
I was mortified! i'd be mortified, too!!!It was sooo embarrassing..  | |
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