Due to the declining fun element that has been affecting the General Discussion forum of late and the increasing number of Orgers spending less and less time here, I thought that now would be an ideal opportunity to start an Org Fun Mafia.

The guidelines for members are simple;

Endeavour to make the Org a fun place by using UnOrgQuotes, Silly picture threads, posting links to silly and sexy websites, Orgnoting friends or, indeed, random Orgers just to say Hi.
Also, in a bid to fight nastiness, members are encouraged to avoid controversial discussion and simply resort to emoticons when faced with potentially aggressive posts. In fact, anything is encouraged that will make the Org a fun place to be once more and hopefully tempt some of the 'where are they now?' Orgers to return.

So, how do you join the Org Fun Mafia? All you have to do is simply post in this thread by either using a random, meaningless parade of emoticons, naming your favourite vegetable or simply saying that you want to become a member. Or, alternatively, Orgnote a few people on this thread and tell them your favourite fruit.

If you decide to join, then why not advertise our gang in your signature? Or, indeed, put in a full-page advert in your local newspaper?

And don't forget our motto: 'We want to make the Org such fun, tickle tickle rah-rah tum-tee-tum-tee-tum'

Let's see how many members we can get to join our merry band of Funsters.

Please note: In the Org Fun Mafia, the 'Org' bit comes first, not like the Org Gay Mafia who's name seems to have mysteriously changed to the Gay Org Mafia over time)

Ardeo said:

Urine! (Oops, meant to say 'You're in')

okay, i will bite... sounds like fun, but then not much comes from haystack that isn't fun.

and by the way, haystack, why have you never joined the org gay mafia/gay org mafia?

Cloudbuster said:

Cloudy, Hi. I haven't seen you in ages. How are the kids? Did Miriam and Dan enjoy Paris? How are the home improvements coming on? Did you settle for magnolia in the spare bedroom in the end?

Speak soon,

Regards, Haystack.

cborgman said:

Umm, I sort of invented it.


http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=41158

Haystack said:

hee-hee. i wondered who had coined the term... so should i relinquish my title to you?

cborgman said:

No, no. You may use the title with pride. Mind you, SupaFunkyThingummyBob is GayMother of the Org Gay Mafia, so you'll have to be 'together'.

Haystack said:

oh, yes, richard and i know one another and work together quite well

Haystack said:

Hi Bri. The kids are doing well although Samuel has killed three more cats since we last spoke so I reckon he'll be going for therapy (not the orger) very soon. Paris was cancelled so M&D went to Cleethorpes instead (which is a fair alternative, I guess!)
The home improvements are on hold for now as neither of my arms are working at the moment! I still haven't settled on a colour for the spare room and it may turn out that I'll simply remove the spare room as there's nothing spare to go in it anyway!

How's your genital warts?

irresistibleb1tch said:

Welcome 2 the Porn - you have just accessed the Org Fun Mafia, There are over 500 brain cells in Haystack's brain. Here's a sample... of Haystack's urine.

(Yay, another post with the word 'urine')

Cloudbuster said:

Not too bad at the moment, although the wet weather brings them on a bit. Still, not too painful so it's all good.

I must remember to send you that used toilet paper that you asked for. Quite why Jane (the legend) McDonald hadn't flushed properly on that occassion, I'll never know. She's normally so good.

Oh and of course, I still owe you £10,000 after losing that poker game. It was a damn good game of cards, wasn't it. And the 'boys' didn't beat me up too bad after it was over.

Love to Irene,

Regards, Haystack.

,





@

Hi Therapy,

Did you get the fluffy slippers that I sent you? I was thrilled when I'd heard that you'd passed your lollipop lady exams. I bet you can't wait to start your new job. I saw Rita and the girls last night and they told me what a great time you'd had at the foam party at the local church fete last saturday. You must tell me all about it at the next coffee morning.

Regards, Mildred.

Haystack said:

Dude, I thought you'd heard about Irene! She was killed in an accident at the launderette. So no more darts or bingo.

As for the toilet paper, don't worry about that as I've managed to encourage Lucy to use her tongue. You can hold on to the £10,000 until I see you next.

You still have a Bucks Fizz album of mine.

Haystack said:

and more urine...

http://www.tachauch.de/sz...s_ist.html

our german-speaking fun orgers will get it... woops, or is "german fun orgers" an oxymoron?!?!

Darling, the slippers are divine. Make for excellent dry humping material too.

Bertha and Basil send their regards. I have enlosed a couple of their droppings pellets for you to sniff. They are tearing about their cage so fast now their broken bones have fixed. You'd never know that a few months ago they nearly fell to their death by being toe-punted over the balcony by naughty next door boy Timmy. Oh, and he's doing splendidly in that detention centre, has joined the choir and everything!

Hope you enjoy the enlosed wine and that you'll join me in September when the 'Knitting for Life' class starts up again. First on the agenda is tea cosy making - how thrilling!

Love to all your end,

Therapy

Cloudbuster said:

Poor, poor Irene. Did you make sure that you took her rings? I hear that one of them was worth a fortune.

And wasn't it a Fuck's Bizz album that I borrowed? They're the only tribute band that manage to sound better than the original.

Regards, Haystack.

Therapy said:

Remind me, when I see you at the Andrew Lloyd-Webber convention, that I show you my newest giblet.

Dear Idiots at FOX:

Please stop making crap like the Simpsons so that I can see more shows that involve real life american idiots like myself doing embarrasing things for money.

Sincerest regards,

George W. Bush

Haystack said:

The rings are safe.

And it was definately a Bucks Fizz album. Also I think you may have a Nolans album of mine, also. And I still have your sister's speculum.

Cloudbuster said:

Yes, what were you using it for?

Hey, where are my 5-star ratings for this thread?

Haystack said:

Haystack said:

Only if you'll put your finger in my colostomy pipe hole...

Therapy said:

Can Haystack & I take turns?