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Reply #30 posted 07/03/03 10:27am

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irresistibleb1tch said:

where would you kick him when he gets out of line?!





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Reply #31 posted 07/03/03 10:47am

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silkyspread said:

i know it sounds real shallow.. but NO


cause you are clockin the jizz, huh nod
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Reply #32 posted 07/03/03 10:50am

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VinaBlue said:

Wait a minute, that's where the sperm is, right? Does that mean he couldn't have sex, or just couldn't get me pregnant?

hmmm


you get the boner, the penatration, endless sex with no ejaculation (on his part), so no babies. He gets sensation of an orgasm, but no jizz, sorry
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Reply #33 posted 07/03/03 11:57am

jn2

hehe and what about a woman with balls?

IceNine said:

Hell no, I wouldn't date a guy with no balls... but, then again, I wouldn't date a guy with balls either.
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Reply #34 posted 07/03/03 12:11pm

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jthad1129 said:

VinaBlue said:

Wait a minute, that's where the sperm is, right? Does that mean he couldn't have sex, or just couldn't get me pregnant?

hmmm


you get the boner, the penatration, endless sex with no ejaculation (on his part), so no babies. He gets sensation of an orgasm, but no jizz, sorry


Actually, you would never have another erection or sexual activity again if you had your balls removed.
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Reply #35 posted 07/03/03 12:11pm

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IceNine said:

Hell no, I wouldn't date a guy with no balls... but, then again, I wouldn't date a guy with balls either.

jn2 said:

hehe and what about a woman with balls?


As long as they were Ben Wah Balls... that's the only way!

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Reply #36 posted 07/03/03 12:17pm

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IceNine said:

jthad1129 said:

VinaBlue said:

Wait a minute, that's where the sperm is, right? Does that mean he couldn't have sex, or just couldn't get me pregnant?

hmmm


you get the boner, the penatration, endless sex with no ejaculation (on his part), so no babies. He gets sensation of an orgasm, but no jizz, sorry


Actually, you would never have another erection or sexual activity again if you had your balls removed.


couldn't you pump it up with a penile implant or viagra?

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Reply #37 posted 07/03/03 12:23pm

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jthad1129 said:

IceNine said:

jthad1129 said:

VinaBlue said:

Wait a minute, that's where the sperm is, right? Does that mean he couldn't have sex, or just couldn't get me pregnant?

hmmm


you get the boner, the penatration, endless sex with no ejaculation (on his part), so no babies. He gets sensation of an orgasm, but no jizz, sorry


Actually, you would never have another erection or sexual activity again if you had your balls removed.


couldn't you pump it up with a penile implant or viagra?

jerkoff


An implant might make it stand up, but the whole orgasm thing would be gone forever... a woman who wants a man with no balls would do better with a floppy dildo, as dildos don't complain or watch professional football all day.
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Reply #38 posted 07/03/03 12:27pm

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IceNine said:

jthad1129 said:

IceNine said:

jthad1129 said:

VinaBlue said:

Wait a minute, that's where the sperm is, right? Does that mean he couldn't have sex, or just couldn't get me pregnant?

hmmm


you get the boner, the penatration, endless sex with no ejaculation (on his part), so no babies. He gets sensation of an orgasm, but no jizz, sorry


Actually, you would never have another erection or sexual activity again if you had your balls removed.


couldn't you pump it up with a penile implant or viagra?

jerkoff


An implant might make it stand up, but the whole orgasm thing would be gone forever... a woman who wants a man with no balls would do better with a floppy dildo, as dildos don't complain or watch professional football all day.


but who would mow the lawn?
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Reply #39 posted 07/03/03 12:35pm

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jthad1129 said:

VinaBlue said:

Wait a minute, that's where the sperm is, right? Does that mean he couldn't have sex, or just couldn't get me pregnant?

hmmm


you get the boner, the penatration, endless sex with no ejaculation (on his part), so no babies. He gets sensation of an orgasm, but no jizz, sorry


That sounds perfect!
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Reply #40 posted 07/03/03 12:35pm

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jthad1129 said:

IceNine said:

jthad1129 said:

IceNine said:

jthad1129 said:

VinaBlue said:

Wait a minute, that's where the sperm is, right? Does that mean he couldn't have sex, or just couldn't get me pregnant?

hmmm


you get the boner, the penatration, endless sex with no ejaculation (on his part), so no babies. He gets sensation of an orgasm, but no jizz, sorry


Actually, you would never have another erection or sexual activity again if you had your balls removed.


couldn't you pump it up with a penile implant or viagra?

jerkoff


An implant might make it stand up, but the whole orgasm thing would be gone forever... a woman who wants a man with no balls would do better with a floppy dildo, as dildos don't complain or watch professional football all day.


but who would mow the lawn?

The woman would have just about as much luck with the floppy dildo as the limp-dick, no-baller sitting on the couch! :LOL:
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Reply #41 posted 07/03/03 12:37pm

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teller said:

Heh...imagine balls without a dick...boy, that would sure suck...

Talk about blue balls!

music balls without a dick... <---sung to the tune of Billy Idol's "Eyes Without a Face"

LOL! falloff
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Reply #42 posted 07/03/03 12:40pm

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IceNine said:


Actually, you would never have another erection or sexual activity again if you had your balls removed.

Damn! sad
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Reply #43 posted 07/03/03 3:36pm

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VinaBlue said:

IceNine said:


Actually, you would never have another erection or sexual activity again if you had your balls removed.

Damn! sad
but you could sing with a high voice!
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Reply #44 posted 07/03/03 3:38pm

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no testicular cancer! woot!
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