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PrintableREDFEATHERS said: I love the little hints U drop :LOL: NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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TheGreatYoda said: PERSIA said:  The Great Yoda It is a pleasure to meet you at last. My profile tells it all.  you are oh wise young Persia...Obi Wan WANKER!...u be my new apprentice? It is indeed an honor to have been presented with this position your HIIIGHness!! MAy the force be with you!! “A poor man waited a thousand years before the gate of paradise. And, while he snatched a little sleep, it opened and shut.” | |
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welcome, yoda | |
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TheGreatYoda said: Yoda senses strong presence within you young Chico...
 Thanks Master Yoda!
Though some may say it's gas  ..believe me it's not!  | |
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Hello Yoda daaarling   &  | |
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Hi there, Yoda!! Thanks for taking care of Leia, so that I finally got a chance to put my slimy hands on Han Solo!! You're the man!!  | |
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Sorry folks, but I've known Master Yoda for a long time now, and this poster just isn't him! The real Yoda would never discuss handjobs!
I think someone's trying to usurp my title of resident Org Jedi Master in my absence, eh? Well, the real Knight Of The Old Republic is back, and I'm here to put a stop to fraudulent Jedi! 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: Sorry folks, but I've known Master Yoda for a long time now, and this poster just isn't him! The real Yoda would never discuss handjobs!
I think someone's trying to usurp my title of resident Org Jedi Master in my absence, eh? Well, the real Knight Of The Old Republic is back, and I'm here to put a stop to fraudulent Jedi! Ur reeeaaallly turning me on, man    & | |
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JediMaster said: Sorry folks, but I've known Master Yoda for a long time now, and this poster just isn't him! The real Yoda would never discuss handjobs!
I think someone's trying to usurp my title of resident Org Jedi Master in my absence, eh? Well, the real Knight Of The Old Republic is back, and I'm here to put a stop to fraudulent Jedi! You have much too learn young Padwan, for a true Jedi, you are to become Hmmm. The deepest commitment, the most serious mind, a Jedi must have. From the Force, a Jedis strength flows. The Dark Side, be aware... | |
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TheGreatYoda said: JediMaster said: Sorry folks, but I've known Master Yoda for a long time now, and this poster just isn't him! The real Yoda would never discuss handjobs!
I think someone's trying to usurp my title of resident Org Jedi Master in my absence, eh? Well, the real Knight Of The Old Republic is back, and I'm here to put a stop to fraudulent Jedi! You have much too learn young Padwan, for a true Jedi, you are to become Hmmm. See? He can't even tell that I'm no longer a Padawan learner! Obviously, not the REAL Yoda! Ask anywone here who knows me pal, they'll tell you of my prowess in the Force. It takes serious dedication to become a Jedi, as well as a flair for making burlap look fashionable! Still, if you're willing to let go of your ego (the real Yoda would never refer to himself as "great", no matter how powerful he has become. The little dude's way too humble for that) I might plead your case before the council. If Master Yoda and Master Windu approve, perhaps they will approve your training (although, you may be a bit too old).
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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CherrieMoonKisses said: JediMaster said: Sorry folks, but I've known Master Yoda for a long time now, and this poster just isn't him! The real Yoda would never discuss handjobs!
I think someone's trying to usurp my title of resident Org Jedi Master in my absence, eh? Well, the real Knight Of The Old Republic is back, and I'm here to put a stop to fraudulent Jedi! Ur reeeaaallly turning me on, man Cool!!!
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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