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What Do You Do While You're Takin' A Crap? I was sittin' 'around' and thought this topic up... 
It's a normal bodily function... we all do it. So, let's drop the act and get personal. Some people read... some hum a tune. Some people solve crossword puzzles, others write. Some people ponder the creation of the universe... was there a big bang? Others just stare blankly at the wall/door in front of them... hoping everything "comes out" okay... 
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moderatorI just drop my poo into the toilet. | |
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 and shave-------------------------------------------------
MENACE TO SOBRIETY  | |
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Nice topic  
I like to get the job done asap and get outta there Much love  Pochacco | |
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Me? I like to read.. and partake in the wonderful aroma.  |
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I always take something to read with me. WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY! | |
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Scream! 
Once I pulled down my pants and sat on the toilet doing what has gotta be done  and saw a big black spider on my leg,  well I jumped up and screamed, then realised it didnt move.. 
I was like wtf??? and remembered I doodled a spider on my leg earlier on while I was chatting on the phone...
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REDFEATHERS said: Scream!
Once I pulled down my pants and sat on the toilet doing what has gotta be done and saw a big black spider on my leg, well I jumped up and screamed, then realised it didnt move..
I was like wtf??? and remembered I doodled a spider on my leg earlier on while I was chatting on the phone...
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[This message was edited Wed Jul 2 2:24:34 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS]  Too much!!! |
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June7 said: REDFEATHERS said: Scream!
Once I pulled down my pants and sat on the toilet doing what has gotta be done and saw a big black spider on my leg, well I jumped up and screamed, then realised it didnt move..
I was like wtf??? and remembered I doodled a spider on my leg earlier on while I was chatting on the phone...
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[This message was edited Wed Jul 2 2:24:34 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS] Too much!!!Oh I have a lot of fun at home, believe me, it is like a one woman circus! | |
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Have sex | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Have sex
your a task master! | |
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Christopher said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Have sex
your a task master! Yeah, U know, if Uve got a bit of a big 1 it passes the time. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Have sex there's a term for that. it's called getting a BLUMP... which is, getting a BLow job while taking a dUMP.
say blump a few times and tell me it's not funny  | |
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suomynona said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Have sex there's a term for that. it's called getting a BLUMP... which is, getting a BLow job while taking a dUMP.
say blump a few times and tell me it's not funny
I think Ive had what might be described as a FLUMP | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: suomynona said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Have sex there's a term for that. it's called getting a BLUMP... which is, getting a BLow job while taking a dUMP.
say blump a few times and tell me it's not funny
I think Ive had what might be described as a FLUMP ew! | |
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Christopher said: JDINTERACTIVE said: suomynona said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Have sex there's a term for that. it's called getting a BLUMP... which is, getting a BLow job while taking a dUMP.
say blump a few times and tell me it's not funny
I think Ive had what might be described as a FLUMP ew! | |
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June7 said: What Do You Do While You're Takin' A Crap?
Strain NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Scream!
Once I pulled down my pants and sat on the toilet doing what has gotta be done and saw a big black spider on my leg, well I jumped up and screamed, then realised it didnt move..
I was like wtf??? and remembered I doodled a spider on my leg earlier on while I was chatting on the phone...
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[This message was edited Wed Jul 2 2:24:34 PDT 2003 by REDFEATHERS]  NiceNOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Christopher said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Have sex
your a task master! Yeah, U know, if Uve got a bit of a big 1 it passes the time. | |
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i read the ingredient list on the products under my sink. i have enough chemicals to invade a small country...  | |
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suomynona said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Have sex there's a term for that. it's called getting a BLUMP... which is, getting a BLow job while taking a dUMP.
say blump a few times and tell me it's not funny Really, there is no need for that, just have your partner stick their finger in your butt and you get the same effect without the smell. Unless the smell turns you on...  [This message was edited Wed Jul 2 8:54:09 PDT 2003 by VinaBlue] | |
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look out my bathroom window...  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Scream!
Once I pulled down my pants and sat on the toilet doing what has gotta be done and saw a big black spider on my leg, well I jumped up and screamed, then realised it didnt move..
I was like wtf??? and remembered I doodled a spider on my leg earlier on while I was chatting on the phone...
 You're so silly, girl!  | |
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| June7 you can do better than this for a topic... | |
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CarrieLee said: June7 you can do better than this for a topic...Well, MrBliss is MIA!!!  |
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I don't TAKE a crap, I LEAVE a crap
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jthad1129 said: I don't TAKE a crap, I LEAVE a crap
and i read entertainment weekly  Technicalities Schmechnicalities!!! |
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June7 said: jthad1129 said: I don't TAKE a crap, I LEAVE a crap
and i read entertainment weekly Technicalities Schmechnicalities!!!I like you. I bet you're sexy. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: June7 said: jthad1129 said: I don't TAKE a crap, I LEAVE a crap
and i read entertainment weekly Technicalities Schmechnicalities!!!I like you. I bet you're sexy. ...and you'd win that bet!!!  |
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