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Another grrrreat 'Fill In The Blanks' contest Same rules. Fill in the blanks in the most humourous way possible. If you see an entry that you think is particularly hilarious, Orgnote me and tell me who it is. Whoever gets the most votes at the end will win.
Hi, I'm ___. If I was to die tomorrow, my last request would be ___. My favourite Prince track to play to my enemies would be ___. If I wasn't ___ I would probably be ___. If I was a moderator on the Org, I would spend most of my time ___. My favourite form of torture is ___ and I would most definitely inflict it on ___. I normally keep it to myself, but my least favourite Orger is ___. I have 7 ___ and I use them for ___. The reason I love Haystack is (in no more than 15 words) ___. | |
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Hi, I'm Wayne Campbell. If I was to die tomorrow, my last request would be to skydive into Carrot Top's backyard, break into his den, and take advantage of him in the butt. My favourite Prince track to play to my enemies would be "God". If I wasn't piercing my eyelids repeatedly with my compass, I would probably be hairspraying and fashioning my mullet. If I was a moderator on the Org, I would spend most of my time stalking Christopher and threatening to tell everyone about his gay cruise getaways with EvilWhiteMale and cborgman. My favourite form of torture is missionary sex and I would most definitely inflict it on  (silkyspread)  . I normally keep it to myself, but my least favourite Orger is July. I have 7 corpses and I use them for tea parties. The reason I love Haystack is the fact that he loves it when I sit on his face and wriggle.Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Hi, I'm on the pill. If I was to die tomorrow, my last request would be to have a Sexually Transmitted Disease named after me. My favourite Prince track to play to my enemies would be anything from Xpectation. If I wasn't so fucking great, I would probably be still fucking great. If I was a moderator on the Org, I would spend most of my time menacing the pandas who frequent the Org under pseudonyms. My favourite form of torture is cum denial and I would most definitely inflict it on Cloudbuster. I normally keep it to myself, but my least favourite Orger is Paisley, because she's the most paranoid and will be convinced that I'm actually being serious here  . I have 7 cocks and I use them for fucking 7 people at once. The reason I love Haystack is that he is my Org persona and dominates my life. And he gives the impression that I'm mentally ill. | |
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Hi, I'm Horny, Horny, Horny, Horny. So horny, horny, horny, horny. If I was to die tomorrow, my last request would be top secret. My favourite Prince track to play to my enemies would be Grafitti Bridge. If I wasn't on the org I would probably be employed. If I was a moderator on the Org, I would spend most of my time jacking off at RedFeathers posts. My favourite form of torture is eating Jaffa Cakes and not sharing them and I would most definitely inflict it on Dale Winton. I normally keep it to myself, but my least favourite Orger is still here unfortunately. I have 7 phallic cacti on my kitchen window sill and I use them for . The reason I love Haystack is (in no more than 15 words) I am certified clinically insane.[/quote]Prepare to Be RaZZleD!!!
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Hi, I'm a toilet. If I was to die tomorrow, my last request would be to be made out of gold and diamonds. My favourite Prince track to play to my enemies would be Starfish and Coffee. If I wasn't flushing, I would probably be a right fucking stink hole. If I was a moderator on the Org, I would spend most of my time talking shit. My favourite form of torture is a blocked u-bend and I would most definitely inflict it on Redfeathers. I normally keep it to myself, but my least favourite Orger is Poo-k. I have 7 pubes under the rim and I use them for tickling arse holes . The reason I love Haystack is because he blows gently on me before he shits in me. | |
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Hi, I'm a twat. If I was to die tomorrow, my last request would be you. My favourite Prince track to play to my enemies would be anything from TRC. If I wasn't a twat I would probably be a c*nt. If I was a moderator on the Org, I would spend most of my time eating shit. My favourite form of torture is eating shit and I would most definitely inflict it on anyone who dares defy me. I normally keep it to myself, but my least favourite Orger is JDInteractive. I have 7 foreskins and I use them for choir practice. The reason I love Haystack is because he sorts my ass out like no other dude I've ever known. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Hi, I'm a twat. If I was to die tomorrow, my last request would be you. My favourite Prince track to play to my enemies would be anything from TRC. If I wasn't a twat I would probably be a c*nt. If I was a moderator on the Org, I would spend most of my time eating shit. My favourite form of torture is eating shit and I would most definitely inflict it on anyone who dares defy me. I normally keep it to myself, but my least favourite Orger is JDInteractive. I have 7 foreskins and I use them for choir practice. The reason I love Haystack is because he sorts my ass out like no other dude I've ever known.
Why censor the word cunt? Don't be ashamed of what you are  | |
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Haystack said: Why censor the word cunt?
Don't be ashamed of what you are  | |
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Cloudbuster said: Haystack said: Why censor the word cunt?
Don't be ashamed of what you are   Prepare to Be RaZZleD!!!
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razzmatazz said: Cloudbuster said: Haystack said: Why censor the word cunt?
Don't be ashamed of what you are  Now that's just wrong... [This message was edited Mon Jul 7 15:51:53 PDT 2003 by Therapy] | |
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