REDFEATHERS said:

I'll be the only pervert there!

CAMILLE4U said:

CAMILLE4U said:

hell naw I don't mind u sayin'... matter o' factly tell all yo funky friends 2.

Dopey Dwarf says to the Pope, “Are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?” The Pope says, “No.” “Are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?” “No.” “Are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?” The Pope says, “I’m sorry, my son — no, there aren’t.” The rest of the dwarves start singing: “Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!”

noepie said:

When to Pray at Work
1. When your co-workers walk pass your desk 20
times or more per day, and you just want to
say... "Damn, would you sit yo @*! down
somewhere"...You need to pray!

2. When you have someone on the job that lies about everything...and you
find yourself in conversations with your co-workers that start off..."That

lyin' bastard said..."You need to pray!

3. When a person leaves their dirty tissue at your desk and you want to
say,
"what mutha $!@* left this at my desk"...You need to pray!

4. When you know you've done nothing at work all day but send emails, surf
the net, and talk on the phone, but get mad when your boss needs you to do

some actual work...You need to pray!

5. When you know everybody in the department's business, including whose
baby daddy is sleeping with who, w! hose wife/husband is cheating, who
claims to be heterosexual but was seen at the gay bar, and whose child had

to repeat kindergarten...You need to pray!

6. When you walk all the way around the building to keep from speaking to
someone in your office... You need to pray!

7. When the person five cubicles down is talking so loud that you can't
even
hear your client on the phone and you want to say, "Would you lower yo'
country @!* voice" You need to pray!
8. When you come to work with a hang-over... You need to pray!

9. When you say, "damn, damn, damn," when you see certain people coming in

your direction and you don't have a way to avoid them...You need to
pray!
10. Last but not least, when your home office is set up with the company's

office's supplies...You need to pray!

bonus:

11. When you take a 2-hour lunch because you've been shopping and return
to
work only to check your email, forward emails and return personal calls to

those who missed you while you were gone for 2 hours, ... YOU NEED JESUS !!!

"God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed."
-Martin Luther King Jr

Please feel free to continue...