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Thread started 07/01/03 11:06am

DexMSR

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The Number 1 reason for Divorce!!!!?

MARRIAGE!!! HANDS DOWN!!! :EVILLOL:
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.

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Reply #1 posted 07/01/03 11:07am

CAMILLE4U

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A quote from a TV show I like:
"No, I’m sorry Steve, you’ve been with Susan a year now. Either you’ve got a future, or you should just get married."
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Reply #2 posted 07/01/03 11:11am

DexMSR

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CAMILLE4U said:

A quote from a TV show I like:
"No, I’m sorry Steve, you’ve been with Susan a year now. Either you’ve got a future, or you should just get married."



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Reply #3 posted 07/01/03 11:16am

CAMILLE4U

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U ok man? Gettin' divorsed? That sux man!
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Reply #4 posted 07/01/03 11:30am

Haystack

The Number 1 reason for Divorce!!!?

Tammy Wynette
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Reply #5 posted 07/01/03 11:31am

CAMILLE4U

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Haystack said:

The Number 1 reason for Divorce!!!?

Tammy Wynette


falloff
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Reply #6 posted 07/01/03 11:32am

CAMILLE4U

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Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damn kid.
But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid.
Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm,
These are words which make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm.

His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today,
Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away.
He caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and then, both of them bit me.
And that's why I am gonna get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

She shouted "get him Rover," and he jumped over, and bit my L.E.G.
She sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and called me an effin C.
Well I'm telling you, that was my cue, to get O.F.F.-ski
And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D.

Oh his Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today.
Both my wife and my wee scabby dog will soon be hauled away.
That's why I spell out all these words, so as my dog can't hear.
Oh I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.E.R. queer.

Oh, I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.E.R. queer.
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Reply #7 posted 07/01/03 11:49am

Haystack

CAMILLE4U said:

Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damn kid.
But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid.
Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm,
These are words which make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm.

His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today,
Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away.
He caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and then, both of them bit me.
And that's why I am gonna get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

She shouted "get him Rover," and he jumped over, and bit my L.E.G.
She sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and called me an effin C.
Well I'm telling you, that was my cue, to get O.F.F.-ski
And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D.

Oh his Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today.
Both my wife and my wee scabby dog will soon be hauled away.
That's why I spell out all these words, so as my dog can't hear.
Oh I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.E.R. queer.

Oh, I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.E.R. queer.


Is this to be sung to the tune of 'Anna Stesia'?
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Reply #8 posted 07/01/03 11:50am

REDFEATHERS

Haystack said:



Is this to be sung to the tune of 'Anna Stesia'?




falloff
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Reply #9 posted 07/01/03 11:53am

Haystack

REDFEATHERS said:

Haystack said:



Is this to be sung to the tune of 'Anna Stesia'?




falloff


Damn, should've posted this on your 'Make Me Laugh' thread.
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Reply #10 posted 07/01/03 10:14pm

DexMSR

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Haystack said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Haystack said:



Is this to be sung to the tune of 'Anna Stesia'?




falloff


Damn, should've posted this on your 'Make Me Laugh' thread.



Uh...which way did this thread turn...LOL
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Reply #11 posted 07/02/03 4:37pm

DexMSR

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don't be scurred to comment...LOL evillol
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.

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Reply #12 posted 07/02/03 4:44pm

mcmeekle

It's my 5th wedding anniversary today. In the UK anyway, where it's the 3rd of July.

I'm not sure what anniversary te fifth is, it's nothing special like Diamond or Ruby. I think it's gravel.
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Reply #13 posted 07/02/03 4:48pm

DexMSR

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mcmeekle said:

It's my 5th wedding anniversary today. In the UK anyway, where it's the 3rd of July.

I'm not sure what anniversary te fifth is, it's nothing special like Diamond or Ruby. I think it's gravel.



Well...congratulations...keep it going and good luck!
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.

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Reply #14 posted 07/02/03 4:56pm

mcmeekle

DexMSR said:

mcmeekle said:

It's my 5th wedding anniversary today. In the UK anyway, where it's the 3rd of July.

I'm not sure what anniversary te fifth is, it's nothing special like Diamond or Ruby. I think it's gravel.



Well...congratulations...keep it going and good luck!

Cheers smile...I think? confuse
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