I leave for 2 hours and there are 90 posts!!!


Sign me up Haystack...

www.bondage.com

You are all welcome.

Now, I must start working on our first mission. I have something in mind. I'll wait until this thread dies of death and then launch Mission One.

In the meantime, courtesy of Viz comic...

not quite dead yet!

REDFEATHERS said:

Hi RED,

Thanks for those kind words last night in the Supermarket. This time around, I hope the bumper pack of tea bags lasts you a little while longer than the last packet. I must say I'm really looking forward to the weekend in Amsterdam next month - are you going to be staying with me all weekend or will you be visiting your uncle Jeroen? I wish that he'd stop asking me if I want to see his puppies. He's been using that trick for 20 years now and it's no longer a temptation for me. Still, he's a lovely man.

Hope your ingrowing toenail gets better soon,

Regards, Haystack.

CAMILLE4U said:

Need you ask?






















Fuck off! We don't want the likes of you joining our group.






(only joking - of course you're welcome)

Haystack said:

Nice one. I'm in. And in honor of the Org fun mafia I'm going to prepair a tribute!

Here U go...

http://www.cndb.com/

CAMILLE4U said:

An indispensable guide, there.

Thank you.

haystack
ice
cborg
insatiable
et al

you guys are some funny motherfuckers... you've made my day!
[This message was edited Tue Jul 1 12:05:58 PDT 2003 by irresistibleb1tch]

irresistibleb1tch said:

ohh, thanks. love your avator.

irresistibleb1tch said:

Hi irresistibleb1tch,
How are you doing after Prague? Marcella Dubois sends her love and was wanting to know if you'll still be going to her Post-Hysterectomy Party on the 15th. The chickens send their love and are hoping to see you soon.

Much love, Haystack.

P.S. I bet you missed my gooseberry muffins

Haystack said:

Stack, Dahling! As you well know, Prague was a bit disappointing, what with the botched lyposuction and all. But John is doing much better now, before too long, he'll be able to see his dick again without the help of 3 strategically placed mirrors (1 for him, and 2 for me). I'll have to miss Marcella's post-hysterectomy party, I'm afraid, but my parole officer will only let me leave the country once a month, and my trip to Colombia is already booked (Jose would be so disappointed - half of his annual income rides on my visit!) I've called my friends at PETA about the chicken situation, and I'm sure you'll hear from them soon - who knew that chicken pox would now be classified an STD thanks to your intensive research? I miss your fabulous gooseberry muffins, but most of all, I miss your hairy little gooseberries! Much love to you and the triplets,

I.B.

cborgman said:


Stoli, Dahling?!

irresistibleb1tch said:

Mwah!

Haystack said:

Dear Haystack

Yesterday I was accosted by a giant lemon. He asked me to go see his "etchings," I refused. What kind of etchings did he mean?

Lleena

Lleena said:

Welcome 2 The Porn, Lleena - Playground 4 the Org Fun Mafia.

Lemons will generally show you etchings of elephants genitals. They're best avoided.

I wanna join!

My fav fruit is...ummm...well...sour apples!

Sweeny79 said:

cborgman said:

Yep That's what I said!

Haystack said:

Hello Haystack,


I hope you managed to get your bumper pack of incontinence pants and box of lemons you bought at the supermarket last night onto your pram/aka mobile home.

It was lovely to see you again and am glad you have started using the I gave you to cover up your oral herpes... Nasty stuff...I warned Old Granny Pegleg to either keep her Jack Russell indoors, or to get his STDs sorted out at the vets..Unfortuanately there is no room at the inn I suggested I would be staying in Amsterdam, but you may see me behind a large glass window, down the back alley near the canal where I shall be staying.

Sadly as you refused to see Uncle Jeroens puppies when he kindly asked you every summer for 20 years they got frustrated and vicious and bit him again so he is getting his other leg amputated cos of the gangrene it caused, but he still has a smile on his face and a bag of Sour Plums for you to suck on when you visit him.

My toenail is better thank you.

Look forward to seeing you soon. Let me know which flight you are getting,


Kind Regards,


RedFeathers.

Lleena said:

Haystack, lets go buy hats - another org wedding is in the pipeline!!

My Bush

Therapy said:

Therapy! I ddin't know you cared so much about me

Therapy said:

And here's an artists impression of me and you on that special day, Therapy. (I'm the one on the left);

Haystack said:

I was wondering who stole my red feathers..

My wedding dress

Lleena said:

okay, well, normally i am a gay man who is not really into the whole vagina business, but uh, you gonna make me change my mind, girl