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The Number 1 reason for Divorce!!!!? MARRIAGE!!! HANDS DOWN!!! :EVILLOL: The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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A quote from a TV show I like:
"No, I’m sorry Steve, you’ve been with Susan a year now. Either you’ve got a future, or you should just get married." NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: A quote from a TV show I like:
"No, I’m sorry Steve, you’ve been with Susan a year now. Either you’ve got a future, or you should just get married."  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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U ok man? Gettin' divorsed? That sux man! NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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The Number 1 reason for Divorce!!!?
Tammy Wynette | |
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Haystack said: The Number 1 reason for Divorce!!!?
Tammy Wynette  NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damn kid.
But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid. Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm, These are words which make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm. His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today, Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away. He caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and then, both of them bit me. And that's why I am gonna get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E. She shouted "get him Rover," and he jumped over, and bit my L.E.G. She sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and called me an effin C. Well I'm telling you, that was my cue, to get O.F.F.-ski And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D. Oh his Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today. Both my wife and my wee scabby dog will soon be hauled away. That's why I spell out all these words, so as my dog can't hear. Oh I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.E.R. queer. Oh, I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.E.R. queer. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damn kid.
But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid. Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm, These are words which make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm. His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today, Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away. He caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and then, both of them bit me. And that's why I am gonna get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E. She shouted "get him Rover," and he jumped over, and bit my L.E.G. She sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and called me an effin C. Well I'm telling you, that was my cue, to get O.F.F.-ski And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D. Oh his Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today. Both my wife and my wee scabby dog will soon be hauled away. That's why I spell out all these words, so as my dog can't hear. Oh I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.E.R. queer. Oh, I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.E.R. queer. Is this to be sung to the tune of 'Anna Stesia'? | |
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Haystack said: Is this to be sung to the tune of 'Anna Stesia'? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Haystack said: Is this to be sung to the tune of 'Anna Stesia'? Damn, should've posted this on your 'Make Me Laugh' thread. | |
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Haystack said: REDFEATHERS said: Haystack said: Is this to be sung to the tune of 'Anna Stesia'? Damn, should've posted this on your 'Make Me Laugh' thread. Uh...which way did this thread turn...LOL The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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don't be scurred to comment...LOL  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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It's my 5th wedding anniversary today. In the UK anyway, where it's the 3rd of July.
I'm not sure what anniversary te fifth is, it's nothing special like Diamond or Ruby. I think it's gravel. | |
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mcmeekle said: It's my 5th wedding anniversary today. In the UK anyway, where it's the 3rd of July.
I'm not sure what anniversary te fifth is, it's nothing special like Diamond or Ruby. I think it's gravel. Well...congratulations...keep it going and good luck! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: mcmeekle said: It's my 5th wedding anniversary today. In the UK anyway, where it's the 3rd of July.
I'm not sure what anniversary te fifth is, it's nothing special like Diamond or Ruby. I think it's gravel. Well...congratulations...keep it going and good luck! Cheers  ...I think?  | |
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