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Thread started 06/27/03 2:51pm

Mizzunderstood

Have y'all notice

Is it just me, or have y'all notice how they don’t kiss on porn, unless it has something 2 with some strange fetish…. lol

hmm (talking 2 self) Maybe it’s cuz kissing is just 2 intimate, I don’t know, that’s just my observation mr.green
[This message was edited Fri Jun 27 14:52:26 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood]
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Reply #1 posted 06/27/03 2:53pm

Ardeo

Mizzunderstood said:

Is it just me, or have y'all notice how they don’t kiss on porn, unless it has something 2 with some strange fetish…. lol

hmm (talking 2 self) Maybe it’s cuz kissing is just 2 intimate, I don’t know, that’s just my observation mr.green
[This message was edited Fri Jun 27 14:52:26 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood]


Maybe if they did kiss on porn then women would actually enjoy it...a little hug wouldnt go amiss either
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Reply #2 posted 06/27/03 2:53pm

Paisley

It's cause they dont have time to waste, it's just BAM BAM BAM!
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Reply #3 posted 06/27/03 2:56pm

Mizzunderstood

Ardeo said:

Mizzunderstood said:

Is it just me, or have y'all notice how they don’t kiss on porn, unless it has something 2 with some strange fetish…. lol

hmm (talking 2 self) Maybe it’s cuz kissing is just 2 intimate, I don’t know, that’s just my observation mr.green
[This message was edited Fri Jun 27 14:52:26 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood]


Maybe if they did kiss on porn then women would actually enjoy it...a little hug wouldnt go amiss either

here's the thing though, I was watching this HBO specail about porn (cuz at the time I was thinking about becoming, yet still a virgin) wink :Lol: and this lady gon say, "I would do anything you ask me 2 do except 4 kiss a guy, you couldn't pay me enough money in the world 2 kiss a guy"

Now that's just stupid, you have less chances of catching the aids virus kissing a guy, then anything else disbelief
[This message was edited Fri Jun 27 14:57:28 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood]
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Reply #4 posted 06/27/03 2:56pm

IceNine

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They won't kiss if it is a good porno.

The sole purpose of a porno movie is to give someone something to help them beat off... most people prefer seeing someone fucking a hot woman to seeing someone kiss her if they are planning on whacking the weasel.

Bad pornos try to have a story and people kiss and have clothes on too much in them.
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Reply #5 posted 06/27/03 2:58pm

Mizzunderstood

IceNine said:

They won't kiss if it is a good porno.

The sole purpose of a porno movie is to give someone something to help them beat off... most people prefer seeing someone fucking a hot woman to seeing someone kiss her if they are planning on whacking the weasel.

Bad pornos try to have a story and people kiss and have clothes on too much in them.

stop talking about playboy like that... I just so happen 2 think playboy is classsy lol
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Reply #6 posted 06/27/03 2:59pm

Ardeo

IceNine said:

They won't kiss if it is a good porno.

The sole purpose of a porno movie is to give someone something to help them beat off... most people prefer seeing someone fucking a hot woman to seeing someone kiss her if they are planning on whacking the weasel.

Bad pornos try to have a story and people kiss and have clothes on too much in them.


You mean most of the shows on Fox?
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Reply #7 posted 06/27/03 3:00pm

Paisley

Ardeo said:

IceNine said:

They won't kiss if it is a good porno.

The sole purpose of a porno movie is to give someone something to help them beat off... most people prefer seeing someone fucking a hot woman to seeing someone kiss her if they are planning on whacking the weasel.

Bad pornos try to have a story and people kiss and have clothes on too much in them.


You mean most of the shows on Fox?

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Reply #8 posted 06/27/03 3:02pm

mcmeekle

I'd like to see more kissing. And cuddling. I'd like to see some of the courtship too, you know, first date at the movies, or a nice dinner. Then perhaps meeting the parents. That would make great porn.

There's far too much sex in porn IMO.
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Reply #9 posted 06/27/03 3:02pm

Mizzunderstood

yeah i use 2 hate it when the tried 2 have acting in the porn movies... I would always say would you just get 2 the freaking point, now let's have some action lol
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Reply #10 posted 06/27/03 3:05pm

IceNine

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Ardeo said:

IceNine said:

They won't kiss if it is a good porno.

The sole purpose of a porno movie is to give someone something to help them beat off... most people prefer seeing someone fucking a hot woman to seeing someone kiss her if they are planning on whacking the weasel.

Bad pornos try to have a story and people kiss and have clothes on too much in them.


You mean most of the shows on Fox?


I don't know anything about commerical television... that shit sucks worse than a bad porno.

BUT... if they are kissing in the porno, you might as well turn it off, as you won't be able to flog it properly... the fucking camera will keep cutting to scenes of someone contemplating lawn care or something and you will sit there slowly losing your boner as the dunce in question finally decides to turn the sprinkler system on before they cut back to the fucking, at which point you must get yourself back in whack mode just in time for them to cut to a long shot of the guy's face, which fucks your jack off up again.

Fuck that shit... get low-budget porno.
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Reply #11 posted 06/27/03 3:07pm

Mizzunderstood

IceNine said:

Ardeo said:

IceNine said:

They won't kiss if it is a good porno.

The sole purpose of a porno movie is to give someone something to help them beat off... most people prefer seeing someone fucking a hot woman to seeing someone kiss her if they are planning on whacking the weasel.

Bad pornos try to have a story and people kiss and have clothes on too much in them.


You mean most of the shows on Fox?


I don't know anything about commerical television... that shit sucks worse than a bad porno.

BUT... if they are kissing in the porno, you might as well turn it off, as you won't be able to flog it properly... the fucking camera will keep cutting to scenes of someone contemplating lawn care or something and you will sit there slowly losing your boner as the dunce in question finally decides to turn the sprinkler system on before they cut back to the fucking, at which point you must get yourself back in whack mode just in time for them to cut to a long shot of the guy's face, which fucks your jack off up again.

Fuck that shit... get low-budget porno.


Icenine u so funny falloff

I agree by the way wink
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Reply #12 posted 06/27/03 3:27pm

althom

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mcmeekle said:

I'd like to see more kissing. And cuddling. I'd like to see some of the courtship too, you know, first date at the movies, or a nice dinner. Then perhaps meeting the parents. That would make great porn.

There's far too much sex in porn IMO.

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Reply #13 posted 06/27/03 3:37pm

Vibrator

Mizzunderstood said:

they don’t kiss on porn


I know, they just stick their tongues out as far as they can until the tips of their tongues touch. Then they start to wiggle them back and forth fast as hell. What´s up with that? It´s not a kiss. It actually almost turns me off more than the "interesting" extreme close-ups. Or the fake sounding moans. Or the unerotic lighting. Or the anal obsession. Or the over-stylized clothes. Or the corny lines. Or the "horny" facial expressions. Or...OK I´ll stop now.
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Reply #14 posted 06/27/03 3:45pm

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I don't want to waste time watching people kiss in porn movies. Just get straight to it!
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Reply #15 posted 06/27/03 4:43pm

Christopher

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minneapolisgenius said:

I don't want to waste time watching people kiss in porn movies. Just get straight to it!


lol

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Reply #16 posted 06/27/03 4:55pm

XxAxX

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IceNine said:

Ardeo said:

IceNine said:

They won't kiss if it is a good porno.

The sole purpose of a porno movie is to give someone something to help them beat off... most people prefer seeing someone fucking a hot woman to seeing someone kiss her if they are planning on whacking the weasel.

Bad pornos try to have a story and people kiss and have clothes on too much in them.


You mean most of the shows on Fox?


I don't know anything about commerical television... that shit sucks worse than a bad porno.

BUT... if they are kissing in the porno, you might as well turn it off, as you won't be able to flog it properly... the fucking camera will keep cutting to scenes of someone contemplating lawn care or something and you will sit there slowly losing your boner as the dunce in question finally decides to turn the sprinkler system on before they cut back to the fucking, at which point you must get yourself back in whack mode just in time for them to cut to a long shot of the guy's face, which fucks your jack off up again.

Fuck that shit... get low-budget porno.


falloff
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Reply #17 posted 06/27/03 9:33pm

Chico319

I've never seen a porn.
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Reply #18 posted 06/28/03 4:44am

IceNine

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Chico319 said:

I've never seen a porn.

Well, if you do see one, turn it off if they start kissing.
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Reply #19 posted 06/28/03 5:27am

Cloudbuster

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IceNine said:

I don't know anything about commerical television... that shit sucks worse than a bad porno.


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